Nc.a Puns

A list of puns related to "Nc.a"

Two big girls walk into a bar

Two big girls walk into a bar

They order drinks, in a thick accent.

"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.

Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*

"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

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👤︎ u/KillerTomatoes6
📅︎ May 04 2021
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My wife said to my thirteen year old daughter, “They covered it with a giant black condom.”

That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.

https://www.bpr.org/post/vance-monument-fully-shrouded-lee-marker-removed

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👤︎ u/aplcnlife
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Only Fallout and Witcher fans will get this one

Who's with me?!

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👤︎ u/Lombax_Rexroth
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.

This is disconcerting news.

But seriously:

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👤︎ u/FullNoodleFrontity
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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Lost If Found:

Water-tight bundles of untraceable drug-dealer cash.

Lost somewhere on the beach between West Palm Beach and Nag's Head, NC.

Also, loose pirate treasure of gold or silver.

Sentimental value. Small reward offered.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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My mom dadjoked me over Taylor Swift leaving Spotify

http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP

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👤︎ u/samtasam
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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