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β€œCities are in SHOCK after barbers across the nation have been arrested for grooming minors”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herro_it_be_gabe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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Finals of the national trivia quiz in Foodlandia.

Foodlandia is a country where every city is named after a food and every city has a guild to represent it in competitions and such.

It was the finals of the national city vs. city trivia quiz and the two remaining contestants were guilds from Curry City and Pasta City.

The final question was "Which is the most popular pet in Foodlandia?". Each city's guild put their answer in a sealed envelope and they were stored for the next days big reveal.

On the next morning the officials went to retrieve the envelopes and they found a horrific sight, a dead spy from Pasta City and in his hand an opened envelope with a paper inside that read "Curry City Guild: The Cat".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dralnu22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Watching Monday Night Football with my dad

The game is being played in Mexico City, the American National Anthem has just been sung, and another singer comes out to sing the Mexican National Anthem...

My dad: "this must be JosΓ© Can You See?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsubandbeard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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