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Watch thread for today’s PL games.
Leeds vs Brentford - 2-2 FT
Leeds
Illan Meslier, Liam Cooper, Diego Llorente, Kalvin Phillips, Júnior Firpo, Luke Ayling, Stuart Dallas, Adam Forshaw, Daniel James, Raphinha, Tyler Roberts.
Subs: Rodrigo, Crysencio Summerville, Jack Jenkins, Mateusz Klich, Jack Harrison, Charlie Cresswell, Jamie Shackleton, Kristoffer Klaesson, Patrick Bamford.
Brentford
Álvaro Fernández, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Charles Goode, Vitaly Janelt, Shandon Baptiste, Christian Norgaard, Rico Henry, Mads Roerslev, Bryan Mbeumo, Sergi Canós.
Subs: Frank Onyeka, Matthew Cox, Dominic Thompson, Mathias Jensen, Marcus Forss, Yoane Wissa, Finley Stevens, Saman Ghoddos, Nathan Young-Coombes.
Match Updates :
27’- Roberts opens the scoring for Leeds
54’- Baptiste equalises for Brentford
61’- Canos provides the lead to Brentford
90+5’- Bamford equalises for Leeds
Man United vs Palace - 1-0 FT
Man United
David de Gea, Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf, Alex Telles, Diogo Dalot, Bruno Fernandes, Fred, Scott McTominay, Cristiano Ronaldo, Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho.
Subs: Phil Jones, Mason Greenwood, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Eric Bailly, Anthony Elanga, Dean Henderson, Nemanja Matic, Juan Mata, Donny van de Beek.
Palace
Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, James Tomkins, Tyrick Mitchell, Nathaniel Clyne, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Conor Gallagher, Jeff Schlupp, Christian Benteke, Wilfried Zaha, Jordan Ayew.
Subs: Jack Butland, Eberechi Eze, Luka Milivojevic, Martin Kelly, Michael Olise, Jean-Philippe Mateta, Jairo Riedewald, Odsonne Édouard, Will Hughes.
Match Updates :
77’- Fred opens the scoring for United
Tottenham vs Norwich - 3-0 FT
Tottenham
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Ben Davies, Davinson Sánchez, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Oliver Skipp, Sergio Reguilón, Japhet Tanganga, Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min, Lucas Moura.
Subs: Joe Rodon, Matt Doherty, Steven Bergwijn, Pierluigi Gollini, Tanguy Ndombele, Dane Scarlett, Dele Alli, Ryan Sessegnon, Harry Winks.
Norwich
Tim Krul, Andrew Omobamidele, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Pierre Lees-Melou, Kenny McLean, Billy Gilmour, Teemu Pukki, Adam Idah.
Subs: Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Kieran Dowell, Ozan Kabak, Joshua Sargent, Todd Cantwell, Angus Gunn, Lukas R
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Man United vs Man City - 0-2 FT
Man United
David de Gea, Eric Bailly, Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf, Fred, Bruno Fernandes, Scott McTominay, Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mason Greenwood.
Subs: Diogo Dalot, Marcus Rashford, Alex Telles, Anthony Martial, Nemanja Matic, Jesse Lingard, Donny van de Beek, Jadon Sancho, Dean Henderson.
Man City
Ederson, Rúben Dias, John Stones, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Ilkay Gündogan, Kevin De Bruyne, Phil Foden, Gabriel Jesus.
Subs: Scott Carson, Fernandinho, Zack Steffen, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Raheem Sterling, Riyad Mahrez, Cole Palmer, Nathan Aké, Jack Grealish.
Match Updates :
7’- Bailly scored an own goal to open Man City’s scoring
45’- Silva doubles Man City’s lead
88’- Man City penalty shout against Man United
Chelsea vs Burnley - 1-1 FT
Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Andreas Christensen, Jorginho, N'Golo Kanté, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Ross Barkley.
Subs: Trevoh Chalobah, Hakim Ziyech, Malang Sarr, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Mason Mount, Saúl Ñíguez, Christian Pulisic, Kepa Arrizabalaga, César Azpilicueta.
Burnley
Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight McNeil, Johann Gudmundsson, Chris Wood, Maxwel Cornet.
Subs: Wayne Hennessey, Nathan Collins, Ashley Barnes, Jack Cork, Jay Rodriguez, Matej Vydra, Erik Pieters, Connor Roberts, Kevin Long.
Match Updates :
33’- Havertz opens the scoring for Chelsea
79’- Vydra equalises for Burnley
Palace vs Wolves - 2-0 FT
Palace
Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Cheikhou Kouyaté, James McArthur, Conor Gallagher, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard, Wilfried Zaha.
Subs: Jack Butland, Nathaniel Clyne, Jairo Riedewald, Luka Milivojevic, James Tomkins, Jordan Ayew, Martin Kelly, Jeff Schlupp, Michael Olise.
Wolves
José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Rúben Neves, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Hwang Hee-Chan, Francisco Trincão.
Subs: Adama Traoré, Louie Moulden, Ki-Jana Hoever, Willy Boly, John Ruddy, Fábio Silva, Luke Cundle, Daniel Podence, Leander Dendon
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Bread recipe for this week- Home made cheese bread recipe
Crystal Palace vs Spurs 3-0 FT
Crystal Palace
Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Cheikhou Kouyaté, James McArthur, Conor Gallagher, Christian Benteke, Jordan Ayew, Wilfried Zaha.
Subs: James Tomkins, Martin Kelly, Nathaniel Clyne, Jack Butland, Luka Milivojevic, Will Hughes, Jairo Riedewald, Odsonne Edouard, Michael Olise.
Spurs
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Japhet Tanganga, Sergio Reguilón, Emerson, Oliver Skipp, Harry Winks, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Harry Kane, Dele Alli, Lucas Moura.
Subs: Ben Davies, Matt Doherty, Pierluigi Gollini, Joe Rodon, Tanguy Ndombele, Tobi Omole, Dilan Kumar Markanday, Bryan Gil, Dane Scarlett.
Match Updates:
12’- Dier injured and replaced by Rodon.
53’- Zaha and Tanganga yellow card
58’- Second yellow card for Tanganga
60’- Davies replaces Winks.
76’- Zaha scores penalty
83’- Edouard making his Palace debut.
84’- Edouard scores within 27 seconds of his debut
90+3’- Edouard scores another one on his debut
Watford vs Wolves- 0-2 FT
Watford
Daniel Bachmann, Francisco Sierralta, William Troost-Ekong, Peter Etebo, Danny Rose, Jeremy Ngakia, Juraj Kucka, Moussa Sissoko, Emmanuel Dennis, Ismaïla Sarr, Joshua King.
Subs: Robert Elliot, Craig Cathcart, Tom Cleverley, Christian Kabasele, Ozan Tufan, Ken Sema, Adam Masina, Cucho Hernández, Imran Louza.
Wolves
José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Rúben Neves, Fernando Marçal, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Adama Traoré, Francisco Trincão.
Subs: John Ruddy, Willy Boly, Leander Dendoncker, Daniel Podence, Hwang Hee-Chan, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Ki-Jana Hoever, Fábio Silva, Yerson Mosquera.
Match Updates:
74’- Sierralta scored an own goal, Wolves leading.
83’- Hwang scores on his debut for Wolves
Brentford vs Brighton- 0-1 FT
Brentford
David Raya, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Kristoffer Ajer, Vitaly Janelt, Shandon Baptiste, Christian Norgaard, Rico Henry, Sergi Canós, Ivan Toney, Bryan Mbeumo.
Subs: Álvaro Fernández, Mathias Jorgensen, Yoane Wissa, Mathias Jensen, Saman Ghoddos, Marcus Forss, Mads Roerslev, Frank O
... keep reading on reddit ➡I'm ready to thin the collection a little bit. All vinyl is stored in Diskeeper Audiophile Inner Sleeves unless the original sleeve was equally protective. I've kept the original sleeves unless they were plain white or black paper sleeves. All covers are protected in a Sleeve City Budget 3.0 mm Outer Record Sleeve. If you have a question about inserts or hype stickers, ask me. Most are included but I'll need to confirm on a case by case basis.
The ratings are shown as (Media/Sleeve). Almost all of these were purchased new and have either been played once or not at all. If you have condition questions, just ask. I feel I've been fair on the pricing as most are below Discogs median pricing already so my willingness to negotiate is pretty low.
For continental US, shipping is $5 insured media mail regardless of how many you buy. When shipped, I'll remove the records from the cover in an effort to prevent any split seams. I'll also pack everything sandwiched between additional cardboard flats. I travel regularly so shipping may take up to a week. I plan/hope to get them out within a couple of days but I don't want people upset if it takes me a bit longer.
- Amos Lee – My New Moon (Signed Test Pressing, Ltd to 50 Copies) (NM/Generic) (Never sealed, never played, and in same condition as received) ($100 which was the original price via Amos Lee's pre-sale) (https://www.discogs.com/Amos-Lee-My-New-Moon/release/12496471)
- Antiseen – The Complete Drastic Sessions (Signed copy of Ltd Edition of 500 - others in limited edition not signed) (NM/NM) ($20) (https://www.discogs.com/Antiseen-The-Complete-Drastic-Sessions/release/10045989)
- Ben Harper and Charlie Musselwhite – No Mercy In This Land (Signed by Harper & Musselwhite) (NM/NM) ($35) (https://www.discogs.com/Ben-Harper-And-Charlie-Musselwhite-No-Mercy-In-This-Land/release/12000901)
- The Chats - The Chats (self-titled EP) (Still Sealed) ($50) (NOTE: I'm not flipping this. This was my cost once you factor in the $25 to ship it from Australia to the US. I bought two - one for me and one for a buddy - but he ended up not wanting it. He's an idiot.) ([https://www.discogs.com/The-Chats-The-Chats-EP/release/13306784](https://www.discog
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Liverpool scorers: Takumi Minamino (4', 80'), Divock Origi (50')
Venue: Carrow Road
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Norwich City
Angus Gunn, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Andrew Omobamidele, Lukas Rupp, Pierre Lees-Melou (Kieran Dowell), Billy Gilmour, Dimitris Giannoulis, Bali Mumba (Milot Rashica), Adam Idah, Christos Tzolis (Teemu Pukki).
Subs: Tim Krul, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Brandon Williams, Ozan Kabak.
^____________________________
Liverpool
Caoimhin Kelleher, Joe Gomez, Ibrahima Konaté, Konstantinos Tsimikas (Andy Robertson), Conor Bradley, Curtis Jones (Jordan Henderson), Naby Keita (Tyler Morton), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Divock Origi, Takumi Minamino, Kaide Gordon.
Subs: Adrián, Diogo Jota, Nathaniel Phillips, James Balagizi.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
42' Penalty saved! Christos Tzolis (Norwich City) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, right footed shot saved in the centre of the goal.
45' On: Tyler Morton|Off: Naby Keita
50' Divock Origi Goal - Header
66' Substitution, Liverpool. Andrew Robertson replaces Konstantinos Tsimikas.
69' On: Teemu Pukki|Off: Christos Tzolis
69' On: Milot Rashica|Off: Bali Mumba
71' Pierre Lees-Melou (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
77' On: Kieran Dowell|Off: Pierre Lees-Melou
87' On: Jordan Henderson|Off: Curtis Jones
90' Lukas Rupp (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
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I'm due with a boy! And absolutely cannot find a boy name that I love and that sounds good with his last name.
Region: Texas, USA. No sibling but a close first cousin is Theo.
Names I love but cannot use: Henry, Nicholas, Charlie, Morgan, Calvin, Milo, Alexander
Names I love but I think are too hip for my tastes: Oliver, Arlo, Enzo, August
His last name will be Ivy and I would prefer a first name that has at least one nickname associated with it (for example, I love the name Everett but not sure about Evie or Rhett as a nn)
Thank you!!!!
This is the thirty-third entry in the Missing in Georgia series highlighting missing persons cases in the state of Georgia. Every Monday I will be posting a different case from Georgia's Charley Project page. I will move on to the unidentified after I make it through the missing. The last case I posted can be found here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/770yao/missing_in_georgia_32_william_farrer_patricia/
Sorry for missing some weeks here and there, my life has been kind of crazy recently. I will be doing my best to keep up with these write ups though. Things should calm down after New Years.
I didn't find much information on Muzhgan Fazil. She was last seen in the 3300 block of Piedmont Road. This location is in between Buckhead and Phipps plaza, an area considered to be very nice. Muzhgan disappeared on August 21st, 2011. I couldn't find any further details.
http://www.charleyproject.org/cases/f/fazil_muzhgan.html
https://www.facebook.com/GeorgiaLostnmissing/posts/502414489900505
Former marine Judson Lee Fielding disappeared on December 2nd, 1994 from Richmond County, GA. This is the county that the city of Augusta is in. He left his children's house that evening without his jacket, leading his children to theorize that he wouldn't be gone for long in the cold weather. By all accounts, Judson was turning his life around from involvement in drugs. After his release from a 2 year prison stint, he moved in with his mother and was determined to turn his life around. He was working towards getting a trucking licence at the time of his disappearance. Judson was never seen again after stepping out that day.
Leo Utley was charged with Judson's murder in December of 2005, 11 years after the disappearance. Utley was also charged with the murder of another man, Charles Winfield. He is also implicated in the disappearance of Lonnie Moore and another unnamed person, though he was never charged for those two cases. It is believed that Utley was paid $100,000 to kill all four of the victims on behalf of Willie Hankerson Jr. The trio of Fielding, Winfield, and Hankerson had been arrested for possession of PCP. Winfield and Fielding had cooperated with authorities and had testified against Hankerson before a grand jury. More testimony was upcoming for the trial when the four disappeared. Fielding had told family members that he was afraid for his life and that someone was following him. Hankerson was charged with four count
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While the midterms of 1834 changed some of Daniel Webster's plans, his leadership in the Civil War remained unchanged.
The Battle of Horn Island
By the end of 1834, the Union, with British assistance, had surrounded Confederate territory and taken Cuba, but it had not taken New Orleans. Fleet Admiral John Rodgers, Admiral Henry Curzon, and Commodores Isaac Hull and Matthew C. Perry planned to change that.
They launched several offensives aiming to take New Orleans between December 2nd, 1834 and February 13th, 1835 but while all of them made progress in eroding the Confederate position there, they still all failed to take the city.
However, after its defeat at the hands of the British and Unionists, the Confederate Navy were also regrouping and gathered in one large force lead by Commodore Franklin Buchanan. Buchanan and Confederate Secretary of the Navy Clement C. Clay planned to split apart the Union blockade at Mississippi. Buchanan was successful at first, managing to outmaneuver Union forces, getting to Horn Island, an island right to the south of mainland Mississippi.
The Union responded by sending Isaac Hull and Henry Curzon to meet him there on February 20th, thus starting the Battle of Horn Island. While the Union and British navy much outnumbered the Confederate navy, in this battle, the two forces were about equal, as the Union and British still had to maintain their blockade around Confederate territory.
Henry Curzon approached the Confederate fleet first, going south from the coast of Mississippi. His aim was to distract Buchanan's fleet until Hull could arrive from the west. Buchanan, less experienced compared to Hull and Curzon, fell for the ploy and attacked Curzon's forces with all of his might. Here it turned out that Curzon had underestimated the Confederates and suffered many casualties from this first attack.
A later daguerreotype of Commodore Franklin Buchanan
However, Henry Curzon did get his job done and Buchanan was not expecting Hull's approach from the west. When he noticed Hull, Buchanan chose to cont
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Additions since posting
#Legends - 8th January 2021
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
#Assembled
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.
This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.
##Episodes
season | rookie | points | games |
---|---|---|---|
1948 | Paul Hoffman | 129 | 11 |
1949 | George Mikan | 303 | 10 |
1950 | Dolph Schayes | 188 | 11 |
1951 | Nathaniel Clifton | 100 | 14 |
1952 | Wally Osterkorn | 74 | 7 |
1953 | Monk Meineke | 60 | 8 |
1954 | Clyde Lovellette | 136 | 13 |
1955 | Johnny Kerr | 152 | 11 |
1956 | Tom Gola | 123 | 10 |
1957 | Tom Heinsohn | 229 | 10 |
1958 | Woody Sauldsberry | 103 | 8 |
1959 | Elgin Baylor | 331 | 13 |
1960 | Wilt Chamberlain | 299 | 9 |
1961 | Jerry West | 275 | 12 |
1962 | Tom Meschery | 241 | 12 |
1963 | John Havlicek | 130 | 11 |
1964 | Jerry Lucas | 122 | 10 |
1965 | Luke Jackson | 113 | 11 |
1966 | Gail Goodrich | 115 | 11 |
1967 | Lou Hudson | 203 | 9 |
1968 | Jimmy Walker | 76 | 6 |
1969 | Elvin Hayes | 155 | 6 |
1970 | Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | 352 | 10 |
1971 | Jim McMillian | 181 | 12 |
1972 | Dean Meminger | 65 | 16 |
1973 | Steve Bracey | 59 | 6 |
1974 | Ernie DiGregorio | 82 | 6 |
1975 | Jamaal Wilkes | 255 | 17 |
1976 | Alvan Adams | 341 | 19 |
1977 | John Lucas | 176 | 12 |
1978 | Jack Sigma | 301 | 22 |
1979 | Maurice Cheeks | 169 | 9 |
1980 | Magic Johnson | 293 | 16 |
1981 | Andrew Toney | 221 | 16 |
1982 | Jeff Ruland | 119 | 7 |
1983 | Marc Iavaroni | 67 | 13 |
1984 | Byron Scott | 171 | 20 |
1985 | Charles Barkley | 194 | 13 |
1986 | Terry Catledge | 114 | 11 |
1987 | Chuck Person | 108 | 4 |
1988 | Horace Grant | 101 | 10 |
1989 | Dan Majerle | 172 | 12 |
1990 | David Robinson | 243 | 10 |
1991 | Dee Brown | 134 | 11 |
1992 | David Benoit | 89 | 13 |
1993 | Richard Dumas | 251 | 23 |
1994 | Sam Cassell | 207 | 22 |
1995 | Wesley Person | 96 | 10 |
1996 | Arvydas Sabonis | 118 | 5 |
1997 | Matt Maloney | 179 | 16 |
1998 | Tim Duncan | 186 | 9 |
1999 | Larry Hughes | 82 | 8 |
2000 | Shawn Marion | 82 | 9 |
2001 | Hedo Turkoglu | 60 | 8 |
2002 | Tony Parker | 155 | 10 |
2003 | Manu Ginobili | 226 | 24 |
2004 | Dwyane Wade | 234 | 13 |
2005 | Nick Collinson | 92 | 11 |
2006 | Danny Granger | 49 | 6 |
2007 | Daniel Gibson | 165 | 20 |
2008 | Rodney Stuckey | 139 | 17 |
2009 | Courtney Lee | 169 | 21 |
2010 | Wesley Mathews | 132 | 10 |
2011 | Greivis Vasquez | 56 | 13 |
2012 | kawhi Leonard | 121 | 14 |
2013 | Harrison Barnes | 193 | 12 |
2014 | Steven Adams | 70 | 18 |
2015 | Nikola Mirotic | 63 | 11 |
2016 | Josh Richardson | 93 | 14 |
2017 | Jaylen Brown | 85 | 17 |
2018 | Jayson Tatum | 351 | 19 |
2019 | Shai Gilgeous-Alexander | 82 | 6 |
2020 | Tyler Herro | 335 | 21 |
2021 | Facundo Campazzo | 93 | 10 |
helping sources: Statmuse, and basketball reference.
This isn’t my first post of this sort, so I don’t have much of an explanation to give this time. I read short story collections and post my thoughts on each individual story. I find it a fun exercise. Hopefully horrorlit doesn’t find it too annoying. Here’s some recent ones I read.
(As a note: this was originally going to be one post covering four short story collections and anthologies, but it got too long for the Reddit character limit. The other post, where I talk about collections by Brian Hodge and Hailey Piper, is right here.)
The Children of Old Leech (Edited by Ross E. Lockhart & Justin Steele)
Laird Barron hardly needs any introduction at this point. He’s one of the best modern cosmic horror authors out there. Although, for anyone here who might be unfamiliar: Barron’s an author who writes gritty, noirish cosmic horror primarily centered around an elder god called Old Leech and an alien species that calls itself its Children that mimic humans to do Spooky Eldritch Shit on Earth. For this anthology, a whole bunch of horror authors got together to write stories in tribute to Laird Barron’s incredible writing. I love Barron and there’s some real big names here, so I’m excited to dig in.
“The Harrow” by Gemma Files – A perfect start to the collection, and notable because it’s an Old Leech tale that takes place in Files’ home country of Canada rather than the Pacific Northwest. A woman makes a strange archaeological discovery in her backyard, and as she finds more and more of these artifacts, she gains the attention of forces best left alone. It also focuses on the way that Barron sets up strange stories from his protagonists’ youth that come back in a new light when they start to make contact with cosmic forces. Absolutely incredible.
“Pale Apostle” by J.T. Glover & Jesse Bullington – An Old Leech tale set in Seattle’s Chinatown in the early 20th Century. A shopkeeper is given a job by a stranger: she needs to deliver him a package covertly without dealing with couriers. Naturally, things don’t go well. The story blends Chinese traditions with Barron’s cosmic terror stylings really well and ends on a surprisingly upbeat note for an Old Leech story (although it comes with its own horrific implications).
“Walpurgisnacht” by Orrin Grey – The attendees of a lavish party held in an old German transmission tower find themselv
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
TL:DR - several days prodromal labor but only 12 hours of active labor - hospital birth with epi, 8lb sunny side up baby with 3rd degree tear - Pics at the end!
I started having prodromal labor on Sunday, November 17th. I had contractions pretty consistently all day and lost my mucous plug on Monday, November 18th. It came out in two HUGE globs of snot like mucous. Pretty gross, lol. Contractions stopped until Wednesday around 1pm. They came back and were pretty consistent all day and then all day Thursday, November 21st. I ended up going into L&D on Thursday morning because I thought my water had broken (I was leaking all over). Turns out it was just tons of mucous/show. I spent 7 hours at L&D laboring in the tub and walking the halls but I didn't make any progress (I had gotten to 3cm and was stuck there). They gave me a shot of morphine and sent me home so that I could spent the night there and labor in peace with my family.
Friday morning, November 22nd I woke up at 4am with very painful contractions. So painful I was moaning through them while laying in bed. After 3 back to back I got up and decided to take a shower. I figured if it was still false labor the shower would stop them. It didn't! I had 4 contractions in the shower. I went downstairs to labor on my exercise ball (that DF literally just bought for me the night before after I spent all day at L&D). I asked him to make me eggs too, which he did (even my favorite kind of eggs, which was very sweet). I barely got through 3 bites of them between contractions and I realized "shit ok, this is real". Painful, consistent, lasting a minute. Totally different from any contractions I had up to that point.
We headed to the hospital and got there around 7am. Contractions in the car were awful. Got there and I had two people stop me on the way to L&D asking if I needed a wheelchair. I declined and made it to the check in counter. They quickly got me back, checked me and YAY I was 5cm! They admitted me right away. The time from 7am to when I got my epidural at 10am was horrible. OMG. I could never give birth naturally lol. I knew I wanted an epidural as soon as they told me I was 5cm. By the time they got it in I was 6cm and my bag of waters was bulging. I labored after the epi was in for right at 2 hours when my water broke and I was at 7-8cm. Contractions got a LOT stronger after that so they upped my epi. They checked me again an hour and 15 minutes later (1:15pm at this point) a
... keep reading on reddit ➡Term: 1781-1789
Grade: A
A man who bravely fought for American independence, Washington oversaw a remarkably strong presidential character. Met with several challenges, he dealt with them wonderfully. He first assembled a cabinet, full of intellectuals, such as John Jay, Robert Morris, Thomas McKean, Oliver Wolcott, Henry Knox, Nathaniel Greene, Thomas Jefferson and much more. Washington's idea of a cabinet and the way he went about it was genius.
in state affairs, he favored a Hamiltonian economic style, which was opposed by many, but ultimately it was worth experimenting with the young republic, and it put the nation on the correct road to stability, despite its massive flaws. Did he make mistakes? Yes. The excise tax especially caused much controversy, however, as I said, it was worth the experiment.
This doesn't mention his signature on the Bill of Rights, a wonderful document that has granted the U.S. much liberty and I can't thank him enough for his efforts to pass it. In general, Washington was very Democratic, making a strong democracy. Another showcase is how he dealt with the Supreme Court, another massive success. He also accepted the state of Kentucky.
In foreign affairs, he built up a strong Navy and Army, making the United States stable. He signed a treaty with Spain which firmly established several border disputes concerning the border between. He signed the Franklin Treaty which fixed the issue of disputed land for 15 years straight. Washington also avoided controversial topics such as Native Removal and compromised on slavery.
Overall, Washington was the strongest leader the country had and it is truly amazing at how great a leader can be. Washington deserves his number 1 spot.
Term: 1825-1833
Grade: A-
A man of strong moral courage and integrity, Jackson fought many corrupt evils during his tenure which he made targets from the start. He first targeted Spain, a tyrannical empire which enslaved and starved its population in the North American colonies. Jackson teamed up with those colonies to free them from those awful oppressors and effectively spread freedom across the continent, while also expanding America's borders with the taking of Cuba.
In his second term, he oversaw the beginnings of the Civil War, with which he effectively dealt with, as he surrounded himself with smart, wise and strong generals, as well as reforming his cabinet to fit the war style. Jacks
... keep reading on reddit ➡Some more books, some lower asking prices. Calling out some mystical Morbius and Dr. Strange related books up top!
I prefer to ship Priority Mail, keep runs together, and will combine shipping where possible. Up to about 10-15 floppies will safely travel in a Priority Mail flat rate padded envelope for $8, and up to about 40-50 fit in a Medium Flat Rate box for $15.
Ghost Rider/Rise of the Midnight Sons (plus extras!) lot - $80
Includes: Ghost Rider (1990) 1 (1st Danny Ketch), 26-28, 31, 37, 43, 48; Ghost Rider and Blaze: Spirits of Vengeance 1, 10; Morbius: The Living Vampire 1; Darkhold 1; Nightstalkers 1-2
Note: The books that make up RotMS 1-5 are in sealed polybag, 6 has been opened at top but still has the poster!
Secret Defenders 1-16 $20
The Man Without Fear:
Daredevil (vol 1, 1964) Annual 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, Giant Size 1 (reader condish) (12 issues) $20
Daredevil (vol 2, 1999) 5 $2
Daredevil 2099 1 $2
Daredevil: Redemption 1-6 of 6 $6
Elektra Saga (1983) 1 $2
Over the Edge (1996) 8 $1
Uncanny Origins (1996) 13 $1
What If (vol 1, 1978) 8, 35, (vol 2, 1989) 2, 73, 102 $12
Flashback: Daredevil (1997, one-shot) -1 $1
Beware the Daredevil (2000, one-shot) $1
Daredevil/Shi: None Are So Blind (1997) $1
Daredevil and Batman: Eye for an Eye (1997) $3
2000-2010's:
All-New X-Men Special 1 $1
Amazing X-Men (Jason Aaron) 1-2 $4
Avengers: Origins: Luke Cage, Thor, Ant-Man & The Wasp (one-shots) $8 for all
Avengers World (Hickman) $2
Black Widow (Nathaniel Edmondson) 1 $3
Captain America: Hail Hydra (Maberry) 1-5 of 5 $10
Deadpool Vs. X-Force 1 $3
Fantastic Four (Matt Fraction) 1-15, 5AU $15
FF (Matt Fraction) 1-15 $14
Guardians of the Galaxy: Star-Lord Worlds on the Brink (one-shot) $3
Ghost Rider Cycle of Vengeance One Shot $3
Incredible Hulk (Jason Aaron) 1-2, 7.1, 8-15 $
Indestructible Hulk (Mark Waid) 1-17, Annual, Special $15
Iron Man (Kieron Gillen) 1-20 $17
Marvel Knights: Hulk (Keatinge) 1 of 4 $1
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man (Kindt) 1-4 of 5 $4
Marvel Knights: X-Men (Revel) 1-2 of 5 $2
Marvel Now What?! 1 (one-shot) $3
Silver Surfer (Stan Lee, Moebius reprint one-shot) $4
Superior Spider-Man Team-Up 1 $1
Thor Crown of Fools 1 (one-shot) $2
Untold Tales of the Punisher MAX 1-5 $6
Wonder Man: My Fair Superhero (David) 1-5 of 5 $8
X-Men Legacy (Spurrier) 1 $1
80's-90's floppies:
Astonishing X-Men (1995) 1, 3-4 $3
Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix 1-4 $4
Beast
Chozen - 2000
Terry Silver - 1500
Johnny Lawrence - 1300
Daniel LaRusso - 1300
John Kreese - 1200
Hawk/Eli (post-confidence Boost) - 700
Robbie Keane - 675
Miguel Diaz (post-injury) - 600
Samantha LaRusso (dual style) - 550
Tori Nichols - 500
Kyler - 425
Demetri - 400
Kenny Payne - 375
Piper - 350
Mitch - 350
Devon Lee - 325
Sting Ray (pre-hospitalization) - 300
Bert - 300
Assface/Mitch/Penis Breath - 300
Nathaniel - 200
Aisha - 150
Anthony LaRusso - 50
I put 30 minutes of thought into this list after watching both season 3 & 4 back to back. So you know i put a ton of effort into this list : p. A lot of these were just based off fights/matchups, tournament outcomes, training time, and natural talent/athleticism
Need Feedback i feel the fighter ranking is close to correct just scaling is a bit off
Últimamente me ha dado por leer libros en formato cómic, tebeo, manga, etc. Y no hace mucho encontré y leí algunas novelas clásicas muy chulas que recomiendo. No son son igual que el libro, claro, son una adaptación al manga o al cómic. Pero están genial porque entre las imágenes y los textos con lenguaje más actual te enteras muy bien.
Y la cosa es que quería preguntar si alguien conoce más versiones de clásicos en este formato que me recomiende, me encantaría :)
Estos son algunos que he leído y recomiendo:
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Los Miserables, de Victor Hugo. Adaptación al manga de Stacy King, Crystal Silvermoon y SunNeko Lee
La letra escarlata, de Nathaniel Hawthorne. Adaptación al manga de Crystal S. Chan y SunNeko Lee
Do your worst!
Please find the list below:
(eBook PDF)Constitutional Law for a Changing America Rights, Liberties, and Justice 10th Edition Kindle+PDF by Lee J. Epstein , Thomas G. Walker
(eBook PDF)Chemistry: An Introduction to General, Organic, and Biological Chemistry 12th edition by Karen C. Timberlake
(eBook PDF)Criminal Law Today 6th Edition by Frank Schmalleger , Daniel E. Hall
(eBook PDF)Chemistry: An Introduction to General, Organic, and Biological Chemistry 13th edition by Karen Timberlake
(eBook PDF)Doing Ethics Moral Reasoning, Theory, and Contemporary Issues 5th Edition by Lewis Vaughn
(eBook PDF)Drugs, Society, and Human Behavior 17th Edition by Carl Hart, Charles Ksir
(eBook PDF)Effective Teaching Methods Research-Based Practice 9th Edition by Borich Gary D.
(eBook PDF)Effective Training Systems, Strategies, and Practices 5th Edition by P. Nick Blanchard, James Thacker
(eBook PDF)Ethical Problems in the Practice of Law (Aspen Casebook) 4th Edition by Lisa G. Lerman, Philip G. Schrag
(eBook PDF)Families and Their Social Worlds 3rd Edition by Karen Seccombe
(eBook PDF)Microbiology The Human Experience by John W. Foster , Zarrintaj Aliabadi , Joan L. Slonczewski
(eBook PDF)Gardners Art through the Ages A Global History, Volume I 16th Edition by Fred S. Kleiner
(eBook PDF)Gateways to Democracy An Introduction to American Government, Enhanced 4th Edition by John G. Geer , Richard Herrera , Wendy J. Schiller , Jeffrey A. Segal
(eBook PDF)Hospitality Law Managing Legal Issues in the Hospitality 5th Edition by Stephen C. Barth, Diana S. Barber
(eBook PDF)International Human Resource Management 7th Edition by Peter Dowling , Marion Festing , Allen Engle
(eBook PDF)Introduction to Information Systems People Technology and Processes by Patricia Wallace
(eBook PDF)Introduction to Learning and Behavior 5th Edition by Russell A. Powell , P. Lynne Honey , Dian
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
This murder mystery takes place in a lavish mansion, on the 50th birthday dinner of the newly-widowed Roxanne Day who was found face-first in her soup after a brief power outage. Dead as a doorknob. Each dinner guest has a motive and a name. Feel free to be as creative as you can.
The Stepson. 40. Blonde, blue-eyed, clean-cut. Was not fond of his new stepmother who was 30 years his father's senior. Name has 9 letters, middle name is a preppy, snooty boys' name. Surname is Day.
The Ex. 55. Roxanne's ex. Their marriage was pretty happy until she inexplicably left to pursue a relationship with an 80 year old billionaire. Name is a surname, middle name is a marine themed name, and surname is science themed.
The Influencer. 18. Roxanne's teenage niece. Hates her aunt because she wouldn't let her use her brand new Maserati for a Tik Tok. Name is a popular singer in the 2020s, middle name is a 2021 MET Gala attendee, and surname is a famous YouTuber's surname.
The Hollywood Actor. 39. Roxanne's trusted friend. Has a grudge against her after she spilled about his affair to the paparazzi while she was drunk. Name is bird themed, middle name is alcohol themed, and surname is a color.
The Con Artist. 21. She's convinced Roxanne that she's a distant relative from out of town. In reality? She's a petty thief crashing the party for the free food and to steal some silverware. Name is the name of your school bully, middle name is the name of a character from a heist movie, surname is 3 letters.
The Maid. 33. Hates Roxanne because she is demanding, snooty, and never bothers to get her name right. First name is French, middle name is Spanish, surname is Italian.
The Doctor. 56. Roxanne's go-to plastic surgeon with a huge crush on her. Has been frustrated by Roxanne as she turns down all his romantic advances. First name is the name of your favorite uncle, middle name is the name of your least favorite cousin, surname is the surname of a doctor you've had.
**BONUS: Who do you think is the culprit and how did they do it? No wrong answers!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Ottawa Redblacks (1-3) @ BC Lions (2-2)
Kickoff: 10:00 PM ET at BC Place
Sky | Temp | Wind | Field | Coin Toss |
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Dome Closed | 19C | None | Dry | BC won toss, elected Receive; OTT elected South |
CFL | CFLStats.ca | Reddit Stream | Discord |
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Game Tracker | Preview | Live Comments | Voice Chat |
Starting lineups
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total | |
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OTT | 7 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
BC | 21 | 14 | 7 | 3 | 45 |
Boxscore
keep reading on reddit ➡Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Hello everyone!
Thread for today’s premier league games.
Chelsea vs Norwich - 7-0 FT
Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Trevoh Chalobah, Mateo Kovacic, Jorginho, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz, Mason Mount, Callum Hudson-Odoi.
Subs: César Azpilicueta, Marcos Alonso, Ross Barkley, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Hakim Ziyech, Andreas Christensen, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Malang Sarr.
Norwich
Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Ozan Kabak, Kenny McLean, Pierre Lees-Melou, Mathias Normann, Dimitris Giannoulis, Max Aarons, Teemu Pukki, Joshua Sargent.
Subs: Lukas Rupp, Angus Gunn, Kieran Dowell, Milot Rashica, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Brandon Williams, Adam Idah, Andrew Omobamidele, Christos Tzolis.
Match Updates :
8’- Mount scores the opener for Chelsea
18’- Hudson-Odoi doubles Chelsea’s lead
42’- Reece James scores Chelsea’s third goal
57’- Chilwell scores Chelsea’s fourth goal
62’- Aarons scores an own goal making it five goals for Chelsea
65’- Gibson shown red card (second yellow)
85’- Mount scores penalty for Chelsea to it six
90+1’- Mount’s hattrick to make it seven for Chelsea
Palace vs Newcastle - 1-1 FT
Palace
Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Conor Gallagher, James McArthur, Luka Milivojevic, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard, Michael Olise.
Subs: James Tomkins, Jordan Ayew, Nathaniel Clyne, Wilfried Zaha, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Jack Butland, Will Hughes, Jeff Schlupp, Jean-Philippe Mateta.
Newcastle
Karl Darlow, Jamaal Lascelles, Ciaran Clark, Emil Krafth, Sean Longstaff, Isaac Hayden, Matt Ritchie, Javier Manquillo, Callum Wilson, Allan Saint-Maximin, Ryan Fraser.
Subs: Miguel Almirón, Mark Gillespie, Jeff Hendrick, Dwight Gayle, Jacob Murphy, Fabian Schär, Joelinton, Jamal Lewis, Joe Willock.
Match Updates :
56’- Benteke opens the scoring for Palace
65’- Wilson equalises for Newcastle
87’- Benteke’s goal disallowed by VAR
Leeds vs Wolves - 1-1 FT
Leeds
Illan Meslier, Pascal Struijk, Liam Cooper, Diego Llorente, Stuart Dallas, Jamie Shackleton, Jack Harrison, Mateusz Klich, Dan James, Raphin
... keep reading on reddit ➡Post-holiday repost!
I ship Priority Mail, prefer to keep runs together, and combine shipping where possible. Up to about 10-15 floppies will safely travel in a Priority Mail flat rate padded envelope for $8, and up to about 40-50 fit in a Medium Flat Rate box for $15.
Ghost Rider/Rise of the Midnight Sons (plus extras!) lot - $100
Note: RotMS 1-5 are in sealed polybag, 6 has been opened at top but still has poster
Ghost Rider (1990) 1 (1st Danny Ketch), 26-28, 31, 37, 43, 48
Ghost Rider and Blaze: Spirits of Vengeance 1, 10
Morbius: The Living Vampire 1
Darkhold 1
Nightstalkers 1-2
Daredevil (vol 1, 1964) Annual 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, Giant Size 1 (reader condish) (12 issues) $35
Daredevil (vol 2, 1999) 5 $3
Daredevil 2099 1 $3
Daredevil: Redemption 1-6 of 6 $8
Elektra Saga (1983) 1 $3
Over the Edge (1996) 8 $1
Uncanny Origins (1996) 13 $1
What If (vol 1, 1978) 8, 35, (vol 2, 1989) 2, 73, 102 $15
Flashback: Daredevil (1997, one-shot) -1 $1
Beware the Daredevil (2000, one-shot) $1
Daredevil/Shi: None Are So Blind (1997) $2
Daredevil and Batman: Eye for an Eye (1997) $5
2000-2010's:
All-New X-Men Special 1 $1
Amazing X-Men (Jason Aaron) 1-2 $4
Avengers: Origins: Luke Cage, Thor, Ant-Man & The Wasp (one-shots) $8
Avengers World (Hickman) $2
Black Widow (Nathaniel Edmondson) 1 $4
Captain America: Hail Hydra (Maberry) 1-5 of 5 $10
Deadpool Vs. X-Force 1 $4
Fantastic Four (Matt Fraction) 1-15, 5AU $15
FF (Matt Fraction) 1-15 $14
Guardians of the Galaxy: Star-Lord Worlds on the Brink (one-shot) $4
Ghost Rider Cycle of Vengeance One Shot $4
Incredible Hulk (Jason Aaron) 1-2, 7.1, 8-15 $9
Indestructible Hulk (Mark Waid) 1-17, Annual, Special $18
Iron Man (Kieron Gillen) 1-20 $18
Iron Man 258.1-.4 $4
Marvel Knights: Hulk (Keatinge) 1 of 4 $1
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man (Kindt) 1-4 of 5 $5
Marvel Knights: X-Men (Revel) 1-2 of 5 $3
Marvel Now What?! 1 (one-shot) $4
Silver Surfer (Stan Lee, Moebius reprint one-shot) $5
Superior Spider-Man Team-Up 1 $1
Thanos Rising 1-5 (complete) $8
Thor Crown of Fools 1 (one-shot) $2
Untold Tales of the Punisher MAX 1-5 $8
Wolverine (Cornell) 1-13 $10
Wonder Man: My Fair Superhero (David) 1-5 of 5 $10
X-Men Legacy (Spurrier) 1 $1
TPBs:
Daredevil: Father $5
Dr. Strange: Season One (HC) $10
Earth X, Universe X Vols. 1&2 - $15 (one book suffered a water spill so it's a reader)
Frank Miller's Ronin $4
Ghost Rider: Trail of Tea
#FT: Norwich City 0-3 Liverpool
Liverpool scorers: Takumi Minamino (4', 80'), Divock Origi (50')
Venue: Carrow Road
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Norwich City
Angus Gunn, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Andrew Omobamidele, Lukas Rupp, Pierre Lees-Melou (Kieran Dowell), Billy Gilmour, Dimitris Giannoulis, Bali Mumba (Milot Rashica), Adam Idah, Christos Tzolis (Teemu Pukki).
Subs: Tim Krul, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Brandon Williams, Ozan Kabak.
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Liverpool
Caoimhin Kelleher, Joe Gomez, Ibrahima Konaté, Konstantinos Tsimikas (Andy Robertson), Conor Bradley, Curtis Jones (Jordan Henderson), Naby Keita (Tyler Morton), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Divock Origi, Takumi Minamino, Kaide Gordon.
Subs: Adrián, Diogo Jota, Nathaniel Phillips, James Balagizi.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
42' Penalty saved! Christos Tzolis (Norwich City) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, right footed shot saved in the centre of the goal.
45' On: Tyler Morton|Off: Naby Keita
50' Divock Origi Goal - Header
66' Substitution, Liverpool. Andrew Robertson replaces Konstantinos Tsimikas.
69' On: Teemu Pukki|Off: Christos Tzolis
69' On: Milot Rashica|Off: Bali Mumba
71' Pierre Lees-Melou (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
77' On: Kieran Dowell|Off: Pierre Lees-Melou
87' On: Jordan Henderson|Off: Curtis Jones
90' Lukas Rupp (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
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