Does anyone know which game Nate Newton was accused of eating a snickers bar at the bottom of the pile? The story goes John Madden was calling the game and a snickers wrapper came out of the pile. My father claims Madden said β€œhe got the snickers knocked out of him” but I can’t find anything online!
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Darren Woodson, Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, Nate Newton and Emmitt Smith. (Dallas Cowboys 1990s)
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FULL OF HELL "Trumpeting Ecstasy" Relic variant, /100 from Profound Lore. Definitely one of the best heavy bands out there right now. Guest vocals by Aaron Turner and Nate Newton make it even better for me. reddit.com/gallery/pluzv2
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Nate Newton buying rebar imgur.com/PUFNdYU
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Former Cowboys guard Nate Newton was arrested in 2001 for transporting 213 pounds of marijuana. 6 weeks later, while out on bail, he was arrested again with 175 pounds of marijuana. When asked about it, he said: "I've always been competitive...I couldn't see myself not being the biggest dope man."

This was mentioned on Around the NFL by Chris Wesling in response to the Greg Robinson news and I just had to look it up. Here is an article on the subject: https://www.espn.com/nfl/news/story?id=2059715

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Hall of Fame running back Emmitt Smith, quarterback Dak Prescott, receiver Amari Cooper, former players linebacker DeMarcus Ware and guard Nate Newton have signed a letter asking the U.S. Congress to support a bill seeking to end qualified immunity for law enforcement officers. star-telegram.com/sports/…
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[Rovell] If Greg Robinson is guilty of transporting 157 pounds of marijuana, that would not be the record for marijuana transport by an NFL player. Nate Newton was twice caught in 2001 and 2002, transporting 213 pounds and transporting 175 pounds. He was sentenced to 30 months in jail. twitter.com/darrenrovell/…
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Worst Gig Ever - Nate Newton (Converge). Topics covered: High School bands, Jesuit, 25 ta Life playing every weekend, Botch, throwing your guitar. youtu.be/qE57b0TQ96w
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Brand new set of Lace Nate Newton Riff Blasters and upgraded wiring harness installed in my Fender MIM P bass, baddass has been on there for about a year. This thing rules. Such a great playing bass
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Nate Newton just made a great point on ESPN Dallas about the game, and it speaks to how horrible we are at adjustments

He mentioned how at one point in the 3rd quarter, Dalvin Cook had the same amount of yards as Zeke. He wasn't running the ball well either. But the Vikings schemed, made adjustments, and got their best player rolling and making plays, while we just kept running Zeke up the middle for no yardage. Cook finished with 180+ total yardage and a W. Zeke had a little over 60 and a hot L, as Shannon Sharpe puts it.

This team either is arrogant and refuses to change, or the coaching is incapable of figuring out how. But the team that won last night figured out what to do while the other stumbled to another L. This team has way too much talent to be acting this stupid out there.

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61 days till kickoff - Nate 'The Kitchen' Newton imgur.com/YIwfowg
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Nate Newton on Lucky, personal experiences stationcaster.com/station…
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ATTN: BILLY GIL: The Cowboys/Bucs preseason game has been hilarious tonight. 2nd Quarter on the Cowboys network featured Michael Irvin, Nate Newton and Emmitt Smith as commentary in the booth. You could cut this up into a devastating 2 min mix. THEY'RE BARELY COMMENTING ON THE GAME.
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Cowboys have quite a few players nominated for the first modern era NFL Hall of Fame class Joining Woodson and Walls are coach Jimmy Johnson, offensive lineman Nate Newton, running back Daryl Johnston, running back/kick returner Herschel Walker, wide receiver Terrell Owens, and tight end Joe Novacek star-telegram.com/sports/…
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Kurt Ballou and Nate Newton Launch Demovids deathwishinc.com/blogs/ne…
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Nate Newton of Converge - VICE article on hardcore tour food. Some of the most on-point observations I've read, ever. vice.com/read/a-brief-his…
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Nate Newton on Tyron Smith and Mo Claiborne
  • 2 important things I noticed: this yr's 1st rd pick and last yr's 1st rd pick (Claiborne & Smith) both need plenty of reps & then more reps

  • Claiborne needs to relax and believe in his talents & know that once he gets his legs under him, he'll be OK. this is his 1st in pads

  • Tyron Smith has to believe in his talents too. The angles may be different but he has the feet to play Left Tackle. All he needs now is reps

He tweeeted about Holland and Dockery too

  • Montrae Holland Derrick Dockery are players that don't fit the system, yes they have big body but they can not run.

  • the Cowboys are trying to be get outside more with run and screen plays. if you are looking for a inside power game these are your guys

If you want to follow him on twitter here is his handle @61NateNewton

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So we had Irvin last week and Nate Newton this week announcing, will this be a common theme?

Last week we had Michael Irvin join Babe and Bill to call the play-by-play for the game, and we had Nate Newton join them this week. Do you think we'll see other legend-announcers throughout the season? If so, who else could we see up there?

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Former Cowboys star Nate Newton has lost 175 pounds sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog…
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[Trade] Give Cam Newton, Marshawn Lynch, Nate Washington / Get Ray Rice, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Dwyane Bowe

A little context, this is a 16 team league and it's a keeper league. I drafted Newton in the 10th round so that is the reason for this trade. Do I play to win this year, or keep Newton and get an awesome QB in the 10th round next year?

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Nate Newton telling it like it is dcfanaticsblog.blogspot.c…
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For MCs By MCs Stuey Newton Vs Young Nate Released December 25, 2014 youtube.com/watch?v=l3KSJ…
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Nate Newton's football card. youtube.com/watch?v=4Bop7…
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Holy Crap! Nate Newton Looks Like This Now (PIC) readandreact.net/2011/10/…
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Off The Wall Matt Archbold, Gabriel Villarian, Dylan Graves, Torrey Meister, Nate Yeomans, Mark Mathews, Dusty Payne, Ryan Hipwood, Timmy Reyes, Tamaroa McComb, Stephen Koehne, Tyler Newton, and Joel Centeio vimeo.com/30803534
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WOW. Remember when Nate Newton was a fat 300+ lb offensive lineman? Now he's lost 130+ pounds and I guarantee you won't recognize him. dallascowboys.com/multime…
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TIL about Nate Newton, former NFL offensive lineman, and his distribution en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nat…
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Official r/NFL Week 10 Power Rankings

Welcome to the week 10 Official r/NFL Power Rankings! Usually these rankings are more solidified by this time, but the writers thought a midseason upset extravaganza would boost ratings. Last week featured losses to 6 top ten teams. This week not only had 5 upsets, but 4 of those were from the top ten, with 2 losing to bottom ten teams. Special shoutout to the Detroit Lions for their first (half) win of the season, progress comes in small steps. Discuss the parity! 32/32 reporting

# Team Ξ” Record Comment
1. Titans +2 8-2 The Titans were able to push their win streak to six after a home win against the Saints for the franchise's 200th win as the Titans. Due to injury the Titans have played more people in games than any other team in the NFL, have had the toughest schedule to this point, but are positioned with the NFL’s easiest remaining schedule. Lost in all of this is some great quarterback play by Ryan Tannehill who has played with a depleted roster, bad o-line play and a stomach bug on Sunday against the Saints.
2. Packers +3 8-2 Kevin King was the laughing stock of the league last year, and now he's faced Tyreek Hill and DK Metcalf in consecutive weeks and didn't get torched a single time. Has he improved, or has having actual good linebackers helped the rest of the coverage play to their full potential? Probably a combination of both. I suppose this is why Joe Barry gets paid the big bucks.
3. Cardinals -2 8-2 We played a third string QB against a Carolina Panthers team with Cam Newton on it.
4. Cowboys +3 7-2 10 PBUs. 3 Picks. 2 Sacks. 1 combined third or fourth down conversion allowed. 3.8 yards per pass attempt allowed. 37% completion percentage allowed. This might have been the most dominant defensive performance by Dallas in a decade or more. Add in the special teams making big plays and the offense doing basically whatever they want, and I think that the mental speed bump the Cowboys hit last week is a thing of the past.
5. Bills +3 6-3 How do you respond to an embarrassing loss to one of the worst teams in football? Play another one of
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u/yL4O's Wild-Card, Working-Fingers, Playoff Gambling Manifesto 6.0 Mailbag

Do you remember the last time Bill Simmons wrote a wild-card playoff column? It was right after the 2017 season. He went 0-4 against the spread (2-2 straight up, although I'm told by the man himself that straight up doesn't mean anything), and we all had a grand old time watching a video called "Ram It" that appears to have been removed from YouTube.

In case you need a reminder of how long ago the 2018 playoffs were, here were the quarterbacks playing that week: Matt Ryan (run it back again with Matt in 2022, Atlanta!), Drew Brees (not quite a cadaver back then), Alex Smith (backed up by rookie Mahomes, offering hope to Trey Lances everywhere), Jared Goff (McVay's debut season), Marcus Mariota (Tannehill was with Adam Gase in Miami), Tyrod Taylor (who later got benched for Josh Allen -- as it turned out, not because of racism), Blake Bortles (who has had 5 stints, 0 starts, and innumerable Pardon My Take appearances in the past 3 seasons), and Cam Newton (who half of the Panthers fan base still thinks is the guy to lead them to the Super Bowl). By the way, Nick Foles and Case Keenum were poised to match up in the NFC Championship (or, as Bill would say, "Round 3") a couple weeks later. Suffice to say that times have changed.

So, I wanted to offer this mailbag to you as a sort of crude imitation of the able-fingered man we once knew (I hope, for the Sports Gal's sake, that he's still able to satisfy her in other ways). These are real tweets from actual tweeters, but the Bill impression is preposterously fake. Despite that, let's have some fun, make some picks, and argue in the comments section about what we expect this weekend.

I think we had spent so much time talking up the tie (and in that moment hearing about the tie) that by then we, as a football watching society, had convinced ourselves they were Definitely Doing The Tie.

--Mina, New York

THE CHARGERS TOOK THE TIMEOUT AND THAT BROKE THE TRUST BETWEEN THE TWO IT’S CLASSIC PRISONER’S DILEMMA

--Matt, Denver

Let's talk about the almost-tie. I think the end of that game has the potential to become this generation's JFK assassination. It's an event that offe

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Revisiting GK and Associates via Open Secrets

Let us revisit the Open Secrets Videos about GK. I watched all 16 damn videos in the GK video series. I realize there's more info on him from her, I'm working on it.Β  Here are some college style notes on what I found relevant from PT 7 to Pt 16. She has done a tremendous job gathering all of this info. This is just what I have been able to sort through so far.

Main points I am very interested in....

  • identifying NE, SC, Amber? and a woman who's name I can't understand, Tamzen? Camden? I have never heard of any of these people. Or didn't pay attention if I did.
  • who could have put a hit out on GK?
  • in Pt16, GK says he called them up, tried to hit it head on ... Who did he call? BG? 21:50 minute mark
  • If anyone knows what the Talitha/ AG deal is, please comment.
  • I am interested in the mystery party GK may believe was involved with Delphi. Possibly someone AG and or NE was sexually involved with. Possibly someone involved with NB's murder?
  • And as always, I am forever interested in the connections between POIs and people discussed. Also interested in KF, his connections, LE and local corruption. Would love to specifically discuss corruption in Carroll, Newton and Fulton Counties in Indiana. Please forgive spelling and formatting in advance. Thanks y'all.

Pt 1: https://youtu.be/Q77S9ipBPHo Pt 2: https://youtu.be/eUZ06Fbh5JI Pt 3: https://youtu.be/k7KbEabNFoU Pt 4: https://youtu.be/WRZrOFTyTbM Pt 5: https://youtu.be/BNyBxljkO5A Pt 6: https://youtu.be/P-P8ts-FEFE

Pt 7: GK Participates in AMA Reddit https://youtu.be/xO4km-dK78o GK Interview.

  • Discusses path and sandbar, used trail for 4 wheelers.
  • GK, MBH, JS used to go back there and smoke weed.
  • Get drunk and run across bridge.
  • Discusses cemetery against RL's property.
  • OS asks if GK knows who did Delphi. Says No.
  • GK fond of RL, says harmless.

Pt 8 Open Secrets GK - Ask Me Anything https://youtu.be/qDrJGRPhFAM GK Interview

  • They discuss ISP interviewing GK regarding Delphi.
  • OS asks if it was a Male and female? Yes.
  • GK says AG and guy named N*c knew video exists. (NE) - AG had relationship with NE?
  • Discuss GK and CM falling under same gang flag. Imperial Gangsters, CM and Dirty White Boys, GK.
  • Discuss MHB, Libby's female cousin, Like GKs sister, "Love her to death".
  • GK states he's never been to end of Monon High Bridge, only to middle.
  • GK Took polygraph, gave DNA.
  • GK mentioned a DW in jail, took DNA swab.
  • GK states everyone in White County jail took DNA sw
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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World Junior Ultimate Championships (u20) – Team USA Tryout Lists Announced

###World Junior Ultimate Championships (u20)

August 6-13, 2022 in Cap Cana, Dominican Republic

Girls Announcement β€’ Boys Announcement


East Coast Tryout


Girls City School Boys City School
Emily Andre Carrboro, NC Emerson Waldorf Gavin Abrahamsson Wallingford, PA Strath Haven HS
Harper Baer Carrboro, NC Chapel Hill HS Nathan Adair Atlanta, GA Georgia Tech
Sabrina Belkin Atlanta, GA Paideia Aidan Ayers Bentonville, AR Arkansas
Erica Birdsong Atlanta, GA North Carolina – Chapel Hill Braden Beebe Knoxville, TN Rivers Edge Christian
Caitlin Buzzard Carrboro, NC Carrboro HS Christian Belus Mathews, NC Weddington HS
Lauren Clayter Portland, ME Portland HS Pryce Bevins Knoxville, TN L and N STEM
Melody Cole Carrboro, NC North Carolina State Zubin Birnbach Lake Forest Park, WA Yale
Tatum Cubrilovic Chapel Hill, NC East Chapel Hill HS Tobias Brooks Durham, NC C.E. Jordan High
Calliope Cutchins Atlanta, GA Paideia Edward Brown Philadelphia, PA Julia R. Masterman HS
Julia Danci Ypsilanti, MI Diego Collazo Charlotte, NC Ardrey Kell HS
Isabelle Deputy Radnor, PA Radnor HS Jose Dasilva Philadelphia, PA Julia R. Masterman HS
Sofia Dillon Rosemont, PA Radnor HS Aidan Delorenzo Shelburne Falls, MA Middlebury College
Lula Dutille Lexington, KY Home Thomas DeMarkey Stamford, CT Stamford HS
Kahchi Molly Fong Warren, NJ Watchung Hills Regional HS Louis Douville Beaudoin Amherst, MA Amherst Regional HS
Madeline Franz Rochester, NY Pittsburgh Eli Fried Chapel Hill, NC North Carolina – Chapel Hill
Elise Freedman Lafayette, CO Northeastern Oscar Graff Salt Lake City, UT Tufts
Abigail Fruend Arlington, VA Yorktown HS Jack Griffith Maplewood, NJ Columbia HS
Arabella Garcia Des Peres, MO Minnesota Adam Grossberg Blue Bell, PA Wissahickon HS
Eugenia Garza Eden Prairie, MN Minnesota Miles Grovic Silver Spring, MD Maryland
Maren Hennessy Eliot, ME Portsmouth HS, The Putney Kye Haniph South Orange, NJ Columbia HS
Ava Hess Atlanta, GA Paideia Taylor Hanson Belchertown, MA Amherst Regional HS
Efiotu Jagun Durham, NC Georgia Institute of Technology Geir Hartl Leverett, MA Amherst Regional HS
Adelaide Kern Loveland, OH Ursuline Carter Hawkins Louisville, KY *Massac
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[S] Full list of US survivor players

The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

  • Aaron Meredith [39]
  • Aaron Reisberger [15]
  • Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
  • Ace Gordon [17]
  • Adam Gentry [13]
  • Adam Klein [33/40]
  • Alan Ball [35]
  • Albert Destrade [23]
  • Alec Christy [29]
  • Alec Merlino [37]
  • Alecia Holden [32]
  • Alex Angarita [14]
  • Alex Bell [6]
  • Alexandria Elliott [35]
  • Alexis Jones [16]
  • Alexis Maxwell [28]
  • Alicia Calaway [2/8]
  • Alicia Rosa [24]
  • Alina Wilson [21]
  • Alison Raybould [38]
  • Allie Pohevitz [26]
  • Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
  • Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
  • Ami Cusack [9/16]
  • Amy O’Hara [11]
  • Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
  • Andrew Savage [7/31]
  • Angela Perkins [36]
  • Angelina Keeley [37]
  • Angie Jakusz [10]
  • Angie Layton [25]
  • Anna Khait [32]
  • Anthony Robinson [14]
  • Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
  • Artis Silvester [25]
  • Ashlee Ashby [10]
  • Ashley Massaro [15]
  • Ashley Nolan [35]
  • Ashley Trainer [19]
  • Ashley Underwood [22]
  • Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
  • Aurora McCreary [38]
  • Austin Carty [12]
  • Baylor Wilson [29]
  • BB Andersen [1]
  • Becky Lee [13]
  • Ben Browning [19]
  • Ben Driebergen [35/40]
  • Ben Henry [21]
  • Betsy Bolan [19]
  • Bi Nguyen [37]
  • Bill Posley [22]
  • Billy Garcia [13]
  • Blake Towsley [11]
  • Bob Crowley [17]
  • Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
  • Bobby Mason [12]
  • Boo Bernis [14]
  • Brad Culpepper [27/34]
  • Brad Reese [41]
  • Brad Virata [13]
  • Bradley Kleihege [36]
  • Brandon Bellinger [11]
  • Brandon Hantz [23/26]
  • Brandon Quinton [3]
  • Brandy Finta [9]
  • Brenda Lowe [21/26]
  • Brendan Shapiro [36]
  • Brendan Synnott [18]
  • Bret LaBelle [33]
  • Brett Clouser [19]
  • Brian Corridan [11]
  • Brian Heidik [5]
  • Brianna Varela [11]
  • Brice Johnston [28]
  • Brook Geraghty [9]
  • Brooke Struck [11]
  • Bruce Kanegai [12]
  • Bubba Sampson [9]
  • Burton Roberts [7]
  • Butch Lockley [6]
  • Caleb Bankston [27]
  • Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
  • Candace Smith [18]
  • Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
  • Cao Boi Bui [13]
  • Carl Bilancione [3]
  • Carl Boudreaux [37]
  • Carolina Eastwood [18]
  • Carolyn Rivera [30]
  • Carter Williams [25]
  • Caryn Groedel [10]
  • Cassandra Franklin [14]
  • Cecilia Mansilla [13]
  • Chad Crittenden [9]
  • Charlie Herschel [17]
  • Chase Rice [21]
  • Chelsea Meissner [24]
  • Chelsea Townsend [36]
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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Week 12 Match-up Preview Thread: Washington Huskies vs. Colorado Buffaloes

Washington vs. Colorado

When: Saturday, November, 20, 03:00 PM Eastern

Where: Folsom Field - Boulder, CO

Watch: Pac-12 Network

Odds: Washington by 6.5 pts.

Total Points: 43.0


All-Time Series : Washington vs. Colorado

Washington and Colorado have met 19 times since 11/26/1915.

These teams last met 726 days (~2 years) ago on 11/23/2019.

Series Wins: Washington 12-1-6 Colorado^^†

Longest streak of continuous meetings: 4 (2016-2019).

Colorado has won the most recent meeting (2019) in this series.


Last 6 Meetings

Winner Date Location Washington Colorado Notes
Colorado 2019-11-23 Boulder, CO 14 20
Washington 2018-10-20 Seattle, WA 27 13
Washington 2017-09-23 Boulder, CO 37 10
Washington 2016-12-02 Santa Clara, CA 41 10 Pac-12 Championship Game
Washington 2014-11-01 Boulder, CO 38 23
Washington 2013-11-09 Seattle, WA 59 7

^(Series Comparison Data via Winsipedia)


Through Week 11

Week Washington 4-6(3-4) Result Colorado 3-7(2-5) Result
1 Montana 8-2(5-2) L 7-13 Northern Colorado 3-7(2-5) W 35-7
2 Michigan^^#7 9-1(6-1) L 10-31 Texas A&M^^#17 7-3(4-3) L 7-10
3 Arkansas State 2-8(1-5) W 52-3 Minnesota 6-4(4-3) L 0-30
4 California 3-6(2-4) W 31-24 Arizona State 7-3(5-2) L 13-35
5 Oregon State 6-4(4-3) L 24-27 USC 4-5(3-4) L 14-37
6 BYE N/A BYE N/A
7 UCLA 6-4(4-3) L 17-24 Arizona 1-9(1-6) W 34-0
8 Arizona 1-9(1-6) W 21-16 California 3-6(2-4) L 3-26
9 Stanford 3-7(2-6) W 20-13 Oregon^^#5 9-1(6-1) L 29-52
10 Oregon^^#5 9-1(6-1) L 16-26 Oregon State 6-4(4-3) W 37-34
11 Arizona State 7-3(5-2) L 30-35 UCLA 6-4(4-3) L 20-44

^^All ^^rankings ^^reflect ^^the ^^current [^^/r/cfb ^^poll](h

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamPuckett-
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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