A list of puns related to "Napanee, Ontario"
Hey everybody! This is Geordan, the owner, brewer and Chief Mop Operator at The Napanee Beer Company, posting an introduction to our brewery and a special offer code for yβall (with the modsβ blessing, of course.) Read on for all you need to know about Napanee Beer! But first, the most important thing: we're offering 20% off first orders of $50 or more through www.napaneebeer.ca with discount code REDDITKINGSTON -- more info below.
Who is Napanee Beer?
The Napanee Beer Company is a family owned and operated brewery in (spoiler alert) Napanee, Ontario. We have a production facility and retail store just off the Centre Street 401 exit. The year we opened, we were awarded New Brewery of the Year at the Ontario Brewing Awards (which is a pretty big deal, especially that year.) Our stuff is available at select licensees, LCBOs, The Beer Store locations, grocers and Licensed Convenience Outlets in our area -- as well as out our Brewery Retail Store and at www.napaneebeer.ca.
What do you make?
Full Year Beers:
Beer | Description | Availability |
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BLACKLIST Black German Lager | Imagine if Stella Artois had a baby with an iced coffee | LCBO, Beer Store, Loblaws, Farm Boy, Brewery Store |
MAYDAY Belgian Pale Ale | Light and citrusy, very wheat beer-like | LCBO, Brewery Store |
EXTREMIST Belgian Style IPA | Not like other IPAs; big citrus hop notes blend perfectly with a dry belgian body | LCBO, Brewery Store |
DEADLINE Premium Blonde Lager | Not every beer has to be sexy or exciting. Sometimes it can just be good. Thatβs DEADLINE for you. | LCBO, Beer Store, Brewery Store |
Weβve got a couple awesome special releases right now too:
Beer | Description | Availability |
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CHIVALROUS Sour Raspberry Saison | Bright pink, effervescent, and super tart. Lots of raspberry flavour without any real sweetness. | Brewery Store |
[FEARFUL SYMMETRY Sour Black Ale with Cherries](https://napaneebeer.ca/collections/seasonal-beers/products/fearful-symmetry-sour-dark-ale-with-cherries |
Finally made the trek from the GTA to Ottawa in Ontario (about 475 km/295 miles door to door). The way there was great -- made one stop to fast charge to 80% and that got me where I was going. On the way back, I had only trickle charged to 70% or so before I left, and stopped to charge to about 90%. The km range then was +25 more than my home destination, but that quickly eroded over nearly 200 km and I had to stop a second time.
So, 25 km extra range over ~200 km is clearly not enough of a margin to rely on lol. What does everyone here do in this situation?
PS a note about FLO stations -- I used 2 of them (Napanee Canadian Tire and Pickering Canadian Tire), and both times I had to call them and they had to reset the charger remotely -- bit of a pain.
Hi everyone, Not sure if you are aware but R.W. Tomlinson is seeking to put an asphalt plant about 1.5km from the downtown core of Napanee. A group of residences has come together to oppose this. We are seeking additional community groups and members to help us oppose this. Please comment If you can assist or have some ideas.
https://www.kingstonist.com/news/greater-napanee-residents-come-together-against-proposed-asphalt-plant/
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
Pilot on me!!
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