A list of puns related to "Nancy Gustafson"
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2021 School Board District Election
Academy School District 20 Director
NAME | PARTY | PERCENTAGE | TOTAL VOTES |
---|---|---|---|
Thomas LaValley | Nonpartisan | 18% | 11,303 |
Tiana Clark | Nonpartisan | 10% | 6,521 |
Brian Coram | Nonpartisan | 10% | 6,437 |
Nathan Johnson | Nonpartisan | 5% | 3,286 |
Nicole Konz | Nonpartisan | 18% | 11,538 |
Jackie Lesh | Nonpartisan | 11% | 6,806 |
Lindsay Moore | Nonpartisan | 4% | 2,748 |
Michael Riffle | Nonpartisan | 3% | 1,597 |
Aaron Salt | Nonpartisan | 17% | 10,686 |
Jason Silva | Nonpartisan | 3% | 2,203 |
Adams 12 Five Star Schools
NAME | PARTY | PERCENTAGE | TOTAL VOTES |
---|---|---|---|
Jackson Dreiling | Nonpartisan | 40.48% | 11,810 |
Russ Farmer | Nonpartisan | 19.96% | 5,824 |
Courtney Potter | Nonpartisan | 39.55% | 11,538 |
Aurora Public Schools
NAME | PARTY | PERCENTAGE | TOTAL VOTES |
---|---|---|---|
Debra Gerkin | Nonpartisan | 18.2% | 10,880 |
Marques Ivey | Nonpartisan | 0.8% | 472 |
Michael Carter | Nonpartisan | 18.6% | 11,166 |
Christy Cummings | Nonpartisan | 14.5% | 8,690 |
Tramaine Duncan | Nonpartisan | 15.0% | 8,972 |
Anne Keke | Nonpartisan | 19.3% | 11,558 |
Danielle Tomwing | Nonpartisan | 13.7% | 8,180 |
Bennett School District - At Large 2 Years
NAME | PARTY | PERCENTAGE | TOTAL VOTES |
---|---|---|---|
James DuBois | Nonpartisan | 100% | 858 |
Bennett School District - At Large 4 Years
NAME | PARTY | PERCENTAGE | TOTAL VOTES |
---|---|---|---|
Kyle Meyer | Nonpartisan | 37.04% | 663 |
Andrew Thornton | Nonpartisan | 36.54% | 654 |
Craig Reams | Nonpartisan | 26.42% | 473 |
**Cherry Creek School
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Christopher Walken
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
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