Just some headnotes to help you understand this a bit better. I used italics for deaths in flashbacks (and the flash-forwards in DotL) and for deaths that were remembered, but didn't occur during the story. although there is a bit of a limit to that, I haven't included deaths from hundereds of years before the book started, like Mevolent, Skulduggery's first death, Leibniz Mr Bliss, etc. I used bold text for deaths that occurred over a period of time, not particularly all at once, for example, all the casualties of the war of the sanctuaries. I haven't included the Grimoire yet, I got this all ready to post then remembered that I still hadn't reread it yet, but a continuation to this will be out soon with the Grimoire deaths. I've included an approximate total death count after each book/short story of you don't feel like reading through the whole list and counting them up yourself, but bear in mind it will not be perfectly accurate, as there are a lot of vague numbers of large scale deaths. I think I've said enough, read on.
Across a dark plain
- Wooley (died of dysentery)
- Many men (zombified by Noche)
- Hundreds of zombies (killed by the dead men using guns and magic)
- Serpine’s horse (shot in the head by Hopeless)
Total: about 400
Skulduggery pleasant
- Gordon Edgely (killed by Nefarian Serpine)
- Vindick Leather (dissolved in canal)
- Clement Gale (killed by nefarian serpine’s red right hand)
- Alexander Slake (killed by Nefarian Serpine’s red right hand)
- The troll beneath Westminster Bridge (decapitated by Tanith Low)
- A Cleaver (killed by Serpine’s hollow men)
- Another cleaver (killed by Nefarian Serpine, resurrected shortly afterwards)
- Nefarian Serpine (resurrected shortly afterwards)
- Eachan Meritorious (killed by Nefarian serpine using the sceptre of the ancients)
- Morrowenna Crow (killed by Nefarian serpine using the sceptre of the ancients)
- An unknown number of sanctuary mages and cleavers (killed by hollow men, Nefarian Serpine’s red right hand, and the sceptre of the ancients)
- Sagacious Tome (killed by Nefarian Serpine using the sceptre of the ancients)
- Nefarian Serpine (killed by Skulduggery Pleasant using the sceptre of the ancients)
Total: about 100
Playing With Fire
- Nine cleavers and about a third of the prisoners in the Russian containment facility where Baron Vengeous was being held (killed by Baron Vengeous and Billy-Ray Sanguine)
- A sanctuary mage sent to keep Baron Vengeous out of Ireland (choked b
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
OK Folks, here is my first stab at combining all the names of all the donors to the campaigns that have announced their donor list.
Of course, no one has done exactly the same as anyone else, so there is undoubtedly some errors om this content. There are some easy fixes and I will work on those. If you know of any other candidate that has announced their list, I would be happy to add.
| Name | Gondek | Davison | Farkas | Damery | Fields | # |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andy MacDonald | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| B. Macdonald | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Heather MacDonald | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| J. Macdonald | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Pam MacInnis | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Emma MacIsaac | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Cynthia Mackenzie | $0-100 | Under $1,000 | 2 | |||
| D. Mackenzie | $1001 or more | 1 | ||||
| J. Mackenzie | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| N. Mackenzie | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| N. Mackenzie-Vanier | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| L. Mackid | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Brenda Mackie | $1,000-$2,500 | 1 | ||||
| Jamie Mackie | $1,000-$2,500 | 1 | ||||
| D. Mackimmie | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Neil MacKimmie | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Danielle Mackinnon | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Judy MacLachlan | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Letha Maclachlan | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| H. Macleod | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| J. Macleod | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Anne MacNeil | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| D. Macnichol | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| S. Macrae | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Frank Mafrica | $1,001 to $2,500 | 1 | ||||
| Jane Magee | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Janel Magnaye | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Armand Magotiaux | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Brenda Mah | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Kawaldeep Mahendru | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Evelyn Main | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Carol Mairs | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| M. Major | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Josh Malate | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| P. Malcolm | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| R. Malcolm | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Guy Mallabone | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Ward Mallabone | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Lee Malleau | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| D. Mallory | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| I. Mallory | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Laura Maloney | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| G. Mamchur | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Riaz Mamdani | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Clark Manchester | Up to $2,500 | 1 | ||||
| David Mann | $2,501 to $5,000 | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Mann | $2,501 to $5,000 | 1 | ||||
| N. Mantei | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| M. Marchidan | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| C. Marchuk | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| P. Marechal | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Renee Marie Berezan | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| R. Markevich | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| E. Markovich | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Michael Marr | Not disclosed |
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
