My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.
I'm calling it Cling Rap.
A guy made a hurtful song about me and I couldn't get it out of my head.
My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:
Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
So my wife and I were singing the song “The farmer in the dell” to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks “What’s a dell?”
To which I responded: a British pop singer
Then came the eye roll
My musician son was complaining about having to learn the theme song from Friends.
I said to him, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way?"
[Insert claps here]
My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didn’t stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.
I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...
But when I do, I refrain!
My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night
My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song
Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”
Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”
Me: “GAAAAAA!!!!”
I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
I tried to put my favourite Gorillaz song on the jukebox, but they didn't have it.
My brother asked me what my favorite song was...
Why do kids these days love the song My Own Worst Enemy?
One of my favorite songs...
My wife Lorraine left me because I always burst into song.
I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone.
I was having trouble playing a song on guitar and my teacher said "practice to a tick"
It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease
I’m learning guitar and I asked my dad if he had any song requests..
He replied, “Can you play far far away?”
A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
My favorite song is by Cyndi Lauper
Because I can listen to it Time After Time.
My brother just made a new song about his hair.
Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."
It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"
My kids want me to stop singing Oasis songs.
My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.
Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I don’t have to listen to it.
My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"
I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.
Song pops in my head every time, thought I'd make a meme out of it.
My Granddaughter and I just watched Frozen. Now she won't stop singing songs from the movie.
I wish she would just Let It Go.
My wife kicked me out of the house because I'm still singing Christmas songs.
I said, "But Baby, its cold outside."
My favourite George Michael song? It would probably be
A Basement Jaxx song came on when I was clubbing with my bald father.
I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"
My dog has a song she likes for rawhide bones.
Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
Hey, hey, hey.
Goodbye.
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
My mom said she had trouble hitting the high notes in a karaoke song.
She said it was because she was too short and didn't have the right shoes on.
My mate composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about iPhone
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