A list of puns related to "My Long Goodbye"
Saying goodbye to my friend I haven't seen in a long time who is now a PA in urology:
Him: If you need any Viagra just let me know!
Me: That's not a problem...yet. Not gone wood! (Sounds like "Knock on wood" when you say it)
We were laughing and hating me at the same time.
For a little bit of background information, my dad suffers from multiple system atrophy and got a high fever, which turned out to be from a bad urinal tract infection. He has been at the hospital for almost 2 weeks now, and it is really hard on our family, but he is doing his best to get better and throws this small dad joke to lighten me and my brothers day.
A Speech Therapist comes every day to help him focus on his muscles in his face to help him swallow and speak clearer with simple gestures of noises and deep breathing. As she was done with his exercises, she said to him "Can you say goodbye, have a nice day! in a long sentence?" (As in one breath with no pauses). My dad then takes a look at me and my brother and says in his slurred voice "goodbye... have a nice day... in a long sentence".
The Speech Therapist just smiled and shook her head while we facepalmed...
Thumbs up Dad, I know you will come home soon!
I was on the phone last night with an old friend from high school, and as we are saying our goodbyes after a decently long conversation, I say,
"Hey before you go, did you hear about that guy who got his whole left side cut off?"
Her: "no..? Oh my god what happened?"
Me: "oh, well he's all right now."
Her: groans "You haven't changed." Hangs up
Not sure if it's exactly a dadjoke, but it gets a groan from everyone I tell it to.
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