Muzz Skillings Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

 

 

#Picks Of The Week (by u/lefuniname)

####1. V O E - Chemical EP [Viper Recordings] Recommended if you like: Koven, MUZZ, Zardonic

Are you surprised? I'm not.

I'm the first to admit that I have what doctors would probably call an unhealthy obsession with V O E's music. Allow me to bring forth some evidence for this claim: One, two, three, four reviews, all chock-full of me fanboying over them. I swear it's not my fault though. Ever since Tom Calvett, aka Tevlo, and Caroline Tucker, aka CARZi, decided to join forces in 2018, they have been at the top of their game. After two years of an unbroken hot streak of bangers on M4SONIC's label Global League, other labels around the world finally realised what they were missing out on. In an extremely short amount of time, the duo from Adelaide, Australia spread their musical goodness across labels like Blackout, Liquicity and ProtoCode, winning both third place in Black Sun Empire's recent Driving Insane remix competition with one of the biggest remixes of this year and Track And Build 2.0's competition with their anthem Giants, before eventually exclusively signing to Futurebound's Viper Recordings earlier this year. Not to mention, they have so many amazing tunes hidden away that they could probably dump an insane 30-track album out of nowhere and would still have enough tunes to keep their normal rel

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It was about a weak back.

You take away their little brooms

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

It really does, I swear!

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!