Muscle Man Puns

A list of puns related to "Muscle Man"

What do you call a circular muscle with the head of a man and the body of a lion?

A Sphinxter

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👤︎ u/StructuralFailure
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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I told my wife I had the body of a young muscled and sexy man, she laughed real hard and me fun of me

Until she looked in the closet

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👤︎ u/FarmingFriend
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why is Cinderella bad at football?

Because she’s always running away from the ball.

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👤︎ u/ExplainThePunchline
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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My wife always says the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…

Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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