A list of puns related to "Mums Flower"
βI wish people would think about what I wantβ βthereβs not enough coloursβ.
I mean seriously? Fucking seriously? I work my ass off for my money, the least she could have is some gratitude.
My island has been overrun with flowers! Rather than selling them all to Nook, I figured I'd post on here to see if anyone wants a pocketful. I have a preponderance of purple hyacinths, green mums, black roses, and purple roses, but I also have other hybrid colors and breeds -- just ask.
Bells are appreciated, as I'm remodeling my island.
But I don't have the recipe for them, so I can't. If anyone has the recipe or can make 3 of them (ill bring ingredients) then can you for me? Thx
What?
Sorry guys, going to rant here a moment since I need to get it out of my system and this came from a paying customer.
So. My business involves talking and this talking can take any route, it's just important that my customers speak.
Today we started on the topic of her child (common topic, I usually sort of half tune out just listening for structural errors in her speech or auto-suggest for erraneous words etc) but today she asked me specifically how she could engage said child with homeschooling. I LOVE my job and often work with children of his age, so I told her how I'd do it.
To which the response came (which I'd carefully been trying to avoid):
Her: "You'd be such a great mum"
Me: "Thanks but that's not something I'll consider. Anyway if you want to engage him try this..."
Her: "No, but I really mean it. I see you as a mum. You're so kind. I know you have your dog now, and you can use her for practise until you're ready to have kids."
Me, gritting teeth: "Uh..."
Her: "and then you'd really be able to look after someone else"
Me: "erm... what?"
Her: "I mean you're just really lovely. You have a lovely way about you and I can tell that really appeals to children. You'd be an excellent parent."
Me: "Well, you know that's not something I'm interested in. I love my job but that's where it stops, maybe that's why I make a great teacher."
Her: "Well, I just see you as a mum. You're like a flower that needs to open, and I think you will when you have kids"
Me, now practically spitting blood from my ground up teeth:
"You know what, I don't really think that any one person should judge their potential to be in terms of having kids. It's minimalist to say the least. Everyone has a different way of reaching their potential and I think it's sad that a lot of people seem to think the only way of living their best life is through someone else. Everyone has a different way of unlocking potential; for some maybe that's through having kids, others could be through work, or through hobbies. Having kids isn't for everyone. I wouldn't ever want to push someone to change their mind though, we're all different. Right?"
Her: "I just meant that I see you as a parent and when you change your mind..."
Me: "It's not about whether I change my mind. I'm not so selfish as to base having a child on my wants - I know that medically and emotionally I'm not in the position to have a kid so regardless if the hormones come it doesn't change the truth of the matte
... keep reading on reddit β‘Comment what you want and send me a dm of your dodo code. Please ask for 5+ flowers. Thank you!
cause i dont got money.
and also flowers are over rated.
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