Multi Colored Puns

A list of puns related to "Multi Colored"

I showed my girlfriend my multi-color smart lights, and she asked if I can make them blacklights.

I replied, "Sure can! Okay Google, turn off the lights."

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👤︎ u/overkillsd
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Wife and I picked up our 8 year old son after a school field trip to a pumpkin farm. Son takes it to the next level. Wife about leaped out of the car...

Me: What did they have at the farm?

Son: Pumpkins and gourds.

Me: Did you get to pick one out to take home?

Son: I got a gourd because it looked cool. /shows us multi colored, striped gourd

Me: Gourd for you!

Son: /slightly confused... Yes, I got this gourd.

Me: So... would you say you had a ... gourd time?

Wife: /groans

Son: Ya, I had a gourd time.

Wife: /groans again.

Wife: Really?!

Me: He gets these jokes now. He's all... gourd up now.

Wife: STOP!

Son: Oh, gourd!

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👤︎ u/shifty21
📅︎ Oct 11 2014
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