Mullet Jokes And Puns

Audio Mullet Podcast: #12 Getting Serious About Jokes With Kyle Mann of the Babylon Bee audiomullet.libsyn.com/au…

My dad in the late 80’s with a self-cut mullet and a boom box

And you think there’s no such thing as the perfect mullet

Like how mullets and men’s bell bottoms went out of style. What is something today that is going out of style?

Back in 1988 with my Friend Jay my Blonde Mullet and our 12 foot Snake

Caught 50 heads of Mullet this morning and smoked them Florida Cracker Style!!!

Every day Johnny Mullet sprays his head with Rust-Oleum. It keeps the metal plate in his skull from rusting AND it attracts babes. So he says.

and thats on julian’s mullet xx

Ahhhh, it’s all starting to make sense now. It was the mullet. The mullet and pant suit made me gay. Thanks Doctor Presiding Bishop. Anyone else have a mullet make them gay? Love, the Latter-Day Lesbian Podcast

A sweet denim dress, a mullet, and a whole lot of snails.

(No hate intended) to the pafford employee who thought they had the 90’s rig. Checkmate. Company policy mandates you have a mullet, skynard cassette tape, and Budweiser in hand to operate this here mo-chine. 😂😂

I see your Harper flow - and raise you one Kruk mullet!

Recently got a mullet and I’ve never felt sexier being non-binary before! Also hey, I’m new!

Picture of me throwing a 12 ft cast net on a school of mullet, caught almost 400 lbs on this cast, will be smoking them up and making several varieties of fish dip.

The T-top doesn’t leak at least and I don’t have a mullet

Lee can’t take a piss without Rena bringing him a plastic urinal, but he keeps that mullet bouncin’ and behavin’

Homeboy here rockin' the mullet, cutoff denim workshirt and steel-toe combo. All he's missing is a tractor and some miller lite

I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

I saw an Old Homeless Woman with a Mullet and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pants.

I’m a 23 yr old millennial who still lives with his mom and will always and forever rock a mullet- do your best

Every time Crystal’s mullet gets airtime and “Rhythm of the Night” plays in the background, I think of this underrated cover

Mullet wine is my favourite winter drink

Last post I made, my mullet got a lot of love. Sometimes I wear braid/cornrow it too. 1-1/4” ears, and a few mods not pictured.

Family clearly not impressed by husband and fathers self cut mullet with tiger stripes youtube.com/watch?v=TVIrE…

Got a first appointment for breast reduction surgery next month!!! And I need to cut my hair, I'm getting a mullet.

Mullet made some noise so I thought I’d do it some justice and show you all a better pic.

Met Theo Fri night after his show at the Fillmore. With light rain and cold weather, he came out and took a picture with every person who wanted one and chatted with all of us before heading back inside. It's true, the mullet is even more mesmerizing in person 💞 Gang Gang ✌

I put a mullet on Trevor, and we drove to the top of this hill. The Bullet looks pretty good up there imgur.com/IihgRic

He was also wearing a "Secede" shirt, and yes his mullet was magnificent.

Waiting tables at Friday’s in the late 80s. Well over 37 pieces of Flair, Indiana Jones hat, mullet and all 🤪

Dad jokes are the best and here's why

The Return of Jagr and his Mullet!

I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.

Hey, just a young trans boy with a short mullet. Got it cut today and love it hehe✨

My step-father, karate choppin' and mullet rockin' sometime in the 80s.

[Bonk's Mullet] Man, Dorion is going to have a busy summer. There are more pending free agents on the roster than contracted players. He has to spend at least $20 million and fill about 17ish roster spots. twitter.com/BonksMullet/s…

So after hearing over and over how I needed to check it out, I stayed up all night playing Tekken so I could experience “Tiger King” but I have to admit I sorta don’t get it - where are the mullets and murders and mayhem?

here’s a some mullet hank and emo dean for ya

I got full blue, a bang trim and both sides shaved into a mullet hawk! I’m in love

i have decided that once things return to business as usual, i’m getting a fucking mullet and then i’m going to perm it

New member of the group. Here's my 86. Just finished rebuilding the sbc making about 450 at the crank. Had it for about 6 years now and really enjoy it. The paint is starting to show it's age so I might go back to the factory white and get a set drag wheels. Long live the mullets!!

Help me fight the mullet while I grow out my pixie! (My sister is getting married in October and I wanted longer hair).

My brother living his best life gaming in the mid-90s, fueled by 64 bits and mullets.

I have to cut my Mullet today but I got on the post game show last night, a good way to end an era. Maybe a fresh cut and shave can get a win streak goin. Much love to the team, a good group of players to get to watch, GO SHARKS!!

Amish collars, puffy sleeves, mullets, and uneven home trimmed bangs - it was the 80’s and we embraced it in full form for this family photo

What a good day of catch (Flathead mullet - 烏頭魚) looks like here in Hong Kong. HK started out as a farming fishing village. We, descendants of fishermen, shall never forget what made us today, tough and competent. v.redd.it/kr3fs3eqcdq31

Why didn't anyone tell me I was gay back in 1987? I mean, look at that mullet!! Born and raised Mormon, got married young and had 7 kids to "please God", left the church, came out of the closet, got divorced. Now I'm trying to figure out my life! Wanna join the journey? Check out www.anchor.fm/ldl

After the divorce, Greg decided to grow out the mullet he had always wanted. Shannon couldn’t stop him now, and neither could his receding hairline. He couldn’t care less, he was free and ready to show what he had to offer.