My girlfriend said she was gonna cut her hair in a mullet...

I hate mullets and I told her if she did I was gonna grow a rat-tail as payback

She said, β€œYou can’t!”

β€œI will!”

β€œBut that’s rat-tail-iation!”

PS: this actually happened and I’m in love with her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkustin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My roommate hit us with a good one.

My roommate, another friend of ours, and myself were hanging out and having casual conversation when the other friend brings up how his hair is getting rather long in the back. Since he plans to keep growing it out over the summer, he just remarked that it was in "the awkward stage" and figured it'd look better as the front caught up with the back, so to speak.

Without missing a beat, my roommate quips "yeah, don't worry, just give your hair some time to mullet over!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodhound627
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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