[As most of us are well aware, CRWBY does a terrible job of developing this world's racism to the point that it's hard to think that there are any injustices going on in Renment at all. I am of the opinion that a big part of this problem that racism in Renment is treated like a monolith: all of the good characters instantly accept faunus and never think/do anything that could be considered racists/ignorant by faunus; all of the jerk characters are racists. I believe that if we got more unique perspectives on the racism of the world of Renment, than the whole faunus subplot would feel more realistic. After all, not every minority thinks the same way about racism!
This is the part where I shamelessly plug my oc team. Before you guys ask anything, no, I don't use them for fanfiction. I don't write fanfiction. I also don't have artwork of them because drawing humans is one of my biggest weaknesses. So basically this oc team are just character concepts that live rent free in my head and on my phone, lol. I haven't perfectly developed them that much so some of them, some more than others, are kind of oof.
Anyway, each of these characters see racism in a different way and have different ideas about how it affects their lives, something that I will put in notes for each of them.]
ABVW : Team Azure of Haven Academy
Team inspiration: The four gods of China
Team dynamics: Azure - leader
Partners: (Azure, Walui) (Block, Vermilia)
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Azure SeiryΕ« - A proud swordfish faunus determined to make a name for himself.
Color: Azure
Birthplace: Menagerie
Faunus trait: fish scales
Weapon: Rainblade - a black market, stolen prototype Multi Action Dust Falchion from the schnee dust company.
Fighting style: jack of all stats
Semblance: like a fish takes to water - touching water gives Azure a massive boost to offense, defense, and speed.
(Fanfic writers notes: ngl, outside of being a fish, Azure is very much the vanilla member of this team. His goal is to be a huntsmen, his weapon is a sword, his personality is "cool". For tjose of you interested in his weapon, don't be. I couldn't think think of a good weapon for him so I gave him a generic dust sword, the backstory for it is the best reason I could think of why he would have it.
The way he view racism is unique from the other members of his team in that he is extremely naive of it. Of course, he knows it exists, but because he was born in
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
The doctor says it terminal.
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Yo Minecraft, wtf, I can't say...
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsβ
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Calcium, nickel, neon
