Ms Raju Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

https://indiahap.wordpress.com/2022/01/01/notes-on-some-of-the-ngos-in-delhi-tamil-nadu-who-lost-their-fcra-status-today/

Post copied from here for sake of recording:

As the peerless FCRA Analyst painstakingly demonstrated in this Post earlier this year, FCRA-NGOs located in New Delhi and Tamil Nadu receive the largest foreign contributions (FC, Government-speak for foreign ‘donations’) in our Desh. Together, the receipts of DL and TN’s FCRA-NGOs constituted 40% of the total FCRA direct inflows into India, each year. Delhi being numero one in FCRA is obvious, as it is Freeloaders-Central, what with its rich elites whiling away their time on either Government Pensions and/or Government-derived family salaries and needing a social ’cause’ to show off their presence. The causes which the Delhi FCRA-NGO cabal espouse aren’t innovative #unsurprising. They are copied from Western (largely US) ‘non-profit’ entities (which themselves have been created to perpetuate the elitehood of those countries’ elites, courtesy their tax laws and the primacy of those countries themselves, courtesy their Governments). Well, we digressed. But not really. For, this paragraph will help crystallize your understanding. Read it slowly. Again. Think through it. We can’t help it, if you don’t understand.

FCRA-NGOs in Delhi received Rs. 4300 Crore directly from abroad, while those in Tamil Nadu received around Rs. 2000 Crore from abroad in 2018-19.

Our Post earlier today broke the news to the World, several hours before Mainstream Media did, that around 6000 FCRA-NGOs lost their FCRA registrations during the current renewal process. While a large number of them lost it, probably because they did not even make an application for renewal, a good number must have lost their registrations, due to the decisive action of the Ministry of Home Affairs. The current Post is devoted to the examination of a few such NGOs (among those who have lost their FCRA status today) that we have become familiar with over the last decade.

**Before we dive into our observations,

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Put it on my bill

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

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Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

I’m stumped.

https://indiahap.wordpress.com/2022/01/01/notes-on-some-of-the-ngos-in-delhi-tamil-nadu-who-lost-their-fcra-status-today/

Post copied from here for sake of recording:

As the peerless FCRA Analyst painstakingly demonstrated in this Post earlier this year, FCRA-NGOs located in New Delhi and Tamil Nadu receive the largest foreign contributions (FC, Government-speak for foreign ‘donations’) in our Desh. Together, the receipts of DL and TN’s FCRA-NGOs constituted 40% of the total FCRA direct inflows into India, each year. Delhi being numero one in FCRA is obvious, as it is Freeloaders-Central, what with its rich elites whiling away their time on either Government Pensions and/or Government-derived family salaries and needing a social ’cause’ to show off their presence. The causes which the Delhi FCRA-NGO cabal espouse aren’t innovative #unsurprising. They are copied from Western (largely US) ‘non-profit’ entities (which themselves have been created to perpetuate the elitehood of those countries’ elites, courtesy their tax laws and the primacy of those countries themselves, courtesy their Governments). Well, we digressed. But not really. For, this paragraph will help crystallize your understanding. Read it slowly. Again. Think through it. We can’t help it, if you don’t understand.

FCRA-NGOs in Delhi received Rs. 4300 Crore directly from abroad, while those in Tamil Nadu received around Rs. 2000 Crore from abroad in 2018-19.

Our Post earlier today broke the news to the World, several hours before Mainstream Media did, that around 6000 FCRA-NGOs lost their FCRA registrations during the current renewal process. While a large number of them lost it, probably because they did not even make an application for renewal, a good number must have lost their registrations, due to the decisive action of the Ministry of Home Affairs. The current Post is devoted to the examination of a few such NGOs (among those who have lost their FCRA status today) that we have become familiar with over the last decade.

**Before we dive into our observations,