Mr. Duck Steps Out Puns

Like I said… Gary ain’t our friend. I remember someone ranting about give him a chance, investigations take a long time, blah blah blah. THE SEC, FINRA, DTCC, TREASURY ETC DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RETAIL. They are there to protect the the status quo and allow the Wall Street to continue take advantage of Main Street. It’s that simple. We don’t need an investigation or an arrest, we need a margin call. That’ll be punishment enough when these fucks are out of business. Then you can put on a show about a fake investigation.

Because I think in the movies Harry got cut off when he was going to explain it. I don’t think it was in the books though, pretty sure Mr. Weasley asked about how the postal services work in the books.

Hi yall! Just a little nervous here. The parks are filling up fast and I'm trying to go on June 26th. I went to purchase 2 Epcot tickets last night, and on the final step (mobile) I hit the final step and it loads...

I get the Chase notification saying I got charged the $400ish whatever amount from Disney World.

Then it loads into a Donald Duck page (lol) "we have to duck out. Sorry, but we were unable to complete your purchase online at this time. Please try again later." But on my Disney account, there is no tickets. No anything. Literally got charged for nothing.

I'm currently on the phone and been waiting an hour so far. I'm just terrified that I'm going to lose my spot that day. Has anyone dealt with something like this?

For quacking jokes

EDIT: this joke did wayyy better than I expected lol. Thank you all for the words of encouragement, awards, and corny jokes to follow up! I’m excited to make my family cringe for years to come

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Hot summers day? just stand around and let someone hose you with the sprinkler....

Bath time...

Young Mrs Duck and Sister. Sadly they adore running water which meant crossing the road to play in the gutter when it rained, which lead to the demise of Sister.

Mrs Duck cant see he snozzle, she would be so embarrassed if she knew it was covered in mud from snozzling for bugs.

Mrs Duck mortified the Mr Mallard dropped in to allowed Mrs Mallard to eat her kia to prepare for laying a clutch of eggs. They did this for two seasons. Foot note, 2 months later I looked out on the front lawn and a mallard was there with a clutch of young ducks, they dropped back in to introduce Mrs Duck to the whanau and say thanks for the kai.

February is the start of 6 weeks of preening as we change out coat for winter. She walks around all day (for weeks) with nicker feathers stuck to her snozzle. foot note, she pulled all he wing feathers out in one session. We came home and found a pile of feathers on the back lawn, thats it, a dogs got her, no it was hear kicking off the molt.

A quackcident

People seem to be under the impression that Tiffy is somehow progressive since she’s been in movies and television. But it’s super clear from her social media posts that she’s super evangelical. She also follows conservative news sites as well as the Babylon Bee. She’s also a full on adult who agreed to court and get engaged to Lawson. Why do people give her a break?