Mr. Blue Puns

A list of puns related to "Mr. Blue"

mr green lives in the green house, mr red lives in the red house, mr blue lives in the blue house. who lives in the white house?

The president. Duh

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👤︎ u/glenn_larsen
📅︎ Jun 14 2022
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What's covered in pepperoni and cheese, and hops around Mr McGregor's garden wearing a blue jacket?

Pizza Rabbit.

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👤︎ u/GunstarCowboy
📅︎ Aug 28 2021
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Does anyone know Bruce Lee's dad's name?

It's always been a Mr. Lee to me.

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👤︎ u/bonediggerninja
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

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👤︎ u/veetoe
📅︎ Apr 04 2014
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