Mountain Weekend Puns

I’m headed to a Halloween mashup party this weekend and I need a costume - think “Eggs and Hamlet” or “Brokeback Mountain Dew” or “Zom-bee” - I felt like the reddit pun world might be able to hook me up - any suggestions?

My wife and I really love the Smoky Mountains. This is a conversation we had today:

Me: "We should get a camper. Then we could go to the Smokies without worrying about the lodging expenses."

Wife: "That would be awesome, and when we have long weekends we could go camping closer to home, maybe by a lake."

Me: "I don't think we could afford a lake."

Wife: .....