A list of puns related to "Mount Lee"
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Hello fellow Crabs, crustaceans and other affiliated sea creatures. Today I plan to regale you with a true tale of an awe and wonder that occurred during one of my one shots. So settle in and enjoy.
A little while back I was running a one shot in D&D to allow one of my friends the chance to get a feel for the game and see if it was to her liking. I invited along someone from my current campaign and my OG D&D friend who was with me for my first ever session back in school and still plays with me to this day.
The one shot is a rather simple one with them making their way through a pyramid based on a map I found online (I'll attach the image as it's quite a nice little session filler or one shot in its own right). I'm going to skip ahead to near the end so as to reach the sweet juicy berries of awesomeness quicker.
We find our party of adventures deep in the bowels of the pyramid, most a little injured. In said party we have an Elf something, another Elf whatsit and a Gnome thingybob (sorry for the vagueness it's hard to recall all the specifics). The important thing to note is that our Gnome, played by OG is riding a giant crab around, his trusted companion and best friend. He named him Crab-lee. (Yay go Crab's).
Anyway let's cut to the chase.
Snap to it.
(if you've any other Crab puns then let me know)
The party is deep in the bowls of the pyramid, and they are all a little injured, declining the chance to heal or rest up they power on and discover a room full of barrels of alcohol.
Now they are all injured and drunk.
All except Crab-lee.
They venture on brave or stupid, the dice has yet to decide, and find themselves in the lowest room of the pyramid.
Finding a leaver hidden behind a tapestry they thought might be worth something they release a Mummy Lord.
No not a noble who ruled exclusively over mother's.
A bad ass, bandage wrapped, melted face, nightmare creating, undead, Mummy.
And like a drunken Rick O'Connell they blunder in and wake the dude from his kip.
The same way you may have woken up your mummy when you stumbled home drunk as a teen (or young adult if your from the US).
The Mummy lord of course begins to lay into them all. An epic fight ensues and it could literally be anyone's battle. Two of the party members go down with just my Current campaign member left standing.
The Mummy is down to 4hp.
He just need to land one hit to win this turn...
Nat 1.
sad clacking noises
The Mummy slays him and I'm a
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