A list of puns related to "Morristown, Vermont"
We are planning on spending the day fishing at Cadys Falls and the Lamoille River in Vermont. I am very new to fly fishing and really want to catch my first Rainbow Trout. Is there a preferred assortment of fly types i should bring to target this fish? Any advice is greatly appreciated!
Hi everyone so am hoping to make Burlington my next home. I was offered a position at 45k a year. Is that reasonable to live in the city? My SO will probably be working a retrial job since sheβll still be in school. So she will help with rent as much as she can. We are 25 and 21 so hoping it will be enjoyable for us to live in that city. What are the best sites to use to find housing? Iβm not sure how to sign up for front porch forum since it wants an address.
Thank you. Any info is appreciated!
Edit: hey everyone thanks for all the great replies! So 45k is solely my salary. She would be working part time which would add some money to the 45k. I also have no debt, I have money saved to buy a cheap car in cash. I donβt like drinking too much either so bars n stuff like that isnβt necessarily important to us. We want to be able to wake up in a city that allows us to walk to most activities.
My job is in Morristown which I know is somewhat long commute from what Vermonters have told me but Iβm pretty accustomed to it. Also I would only be going into the office 3 out of 5 working days which is cool. Hope that helps a bit.
We were thinking our budget for rent is $1500. She pays $500 and I cover the rest for the rent. Utilities depending on how much they are, I would cover. Then we split pretty much everything else we would need as a couple. She does have 2 dogs as well and she would pay the monthly dog fee if she wants to bring them. I did the math and it all should work out but like people have said, I would not have a lot of discretionary money.
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Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
Well, toucan play at that game.
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Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
Because they work on many levels
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
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