I need to stop procrastinating on my paper about sea monsters.
How do monsters like their eggs?
How do stone statues of monsters have such nice teeth?
They gargoyle with mouthwash every night.
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green monsters with orange spots.
"Have you seen a psychiatrist?"
"No, just green monsters with orange spots."
Did you know that I hire out sea monsters at a reasonable price?
It's true, we lease the Kraken.
What is a Sea Monster's favorite thing to eat?
Why don’t monsters like to eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet
Why do baby monsters get so horrible as they get bigger?
What do monsters have in their blood?
How does monsters inc measure electricity?
Are monsters good at Arithmetic
No, unless you Count Dracula.
What is a sea monsters favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
Courtesy of my 7 y.o.
What is a monster's favorite side dish?
Monster Mash-ed potatoes.
Why wouldn’t the Monsters eat the ghost?
Because he tasted like sheet
Where do monsters buy their cookies?
What's a sea monster's favourite food?
where do skeletons, ghosts and monsters go to exercise?
How do monsters discipline their kids?
They take away their scream time.
Sea monsters are hilarious
They're always kraken me up
Why is it hard to tell if monsters are gay?
Because they are in the closet
Sea monsters are for real, discovered in the North Sea. Scientists even confirmed their diet.
You know what they have for breakfast? Fish n’ Ships.
Why is it so hard to take sea monsters seriously?
Because they’re always Kraken jokes!
What do monsters get at the supermarket?
Where do monsters buy their houses
My friend said a show that is about kids that fight fantastical monsters with another kid that has special abilities would never take off in popularity.
But I've seen stranger things.
Vampires are the easiest monsters to trick.
I couldn't decide whether to watch Jungle Cruise or that movie about the blind monsters.
I was stuck between The Rock and A Quiet Place.
What do you call a group of swamp monsters living in a big city?
Where do giant monsters shop for real estate?
Why did the two monsters take turns to frighten the little kid?
Because sharing is scaring
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet!
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like SHEET.
Why don't monsters eat kids dressed up as ghosts on halloween?
Because they taste like sheet.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Know of any monsters that are good at mathematics?
Nope... unless you "Count" Dracula
Monsters don’t eat ghosts
Because they taste like sheet
"What do sea monsters eat?"
Why do monsters not like eating ghost?
Because they taste like sheet!
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet..
What is a sea monsters favourite food
Monsters don't like to eat ghosts
Because they taste like sheet
Are monsters good at math
Only if you count Dracula
Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet
Monsters aren’t usually good at math
Unless you count Dracula.
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