Monday:Greg. Tuesday: Ian. Wednesday: Greg. Thursday:Ian. Friday: Greg. The Gregorian calendar.
I was told I need to get a booster shot that protects me Monday through Friday...
My doctor says I have a weekend immune system.
What Do You Call Mondays without Any Zoom Meetings?
I don’t know about your Monday...
... but all things considered, mine was pretty average, 5/10.
I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week
I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday.
But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.
It’s going to be dress like a Jamaican day on Monday
Why was Sunday not scared of Monday?
Cause Monday was a "weak" day
They’re demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
Someone has a case of the Mondays!
People hate Mondays because they are also
How do you know the work week will get even crazier after Monday and Tuesday?
Because all that's left is WTF.
I found out why Monday’s are so bad
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
Got a good deal on Cybertron Monday
He's got a case of the Mondays (x-posted from /r/funny)
Kid: Mom I don’t have school on Monday, the school calendar says it’s “milk” day.
Mom: Milk day?.... O honey you mean Martin Luther King Day! He was a famous civil rights leader.
Kid: O yea I know him! He said “I have a dream”
Dad: yes, “I have a dream that one day milk and chocolate milk will live in harmony.”
Actual conversation last night
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
Uh-Oh! Someone has a case of the Mondays!
What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?
They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.
So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.
"So you currently work 9 to 5, Monday through Friday," said my boss.
"That is correct," I replied.
He said, "Would you be able to work outside those hours?"
I said, "No, I might catch a cold."
Doctor, doctor, will my measles be better by next Monday?
I don’t wanna make any rash promises
I heard a rumor that you lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
Me: "There's going to be a foot of snow by Monday."
Dad: "No, we need two."
Me: "??"
Dad: "How else are we going to walk?"
I finally made a website of all of my pun doodles. Except they're puzzles, so you have to figure them out. New posts every monday. Enjoy.
mondaypunday.com/59
It's true! After Monday and Tuesday,
Even the calendar says "WTF"!
(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)
Its the Gregorian calendar
Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday was a WeakDay.
Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg
I know its Monday
I know a lot of you are sad because it's Monday ... But don't forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weakday
On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.
On Monday we start diarrhoea awareness week.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weekday...
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Oh.... those were the days....
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Ah. Those were the days....
Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?
Because Monday through Friday
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