Country Musume is re-debuting as Country Girls. Members are Manaka Inaba and Risa Yamaki from KKS plus 3 more girls from Morning Musume'14 12th gen audition who didnt make it. (Ozeki Mai, Shimamura Uta, Morito Chisaki) Momochi will be "playing manager/leader" which means she will be both a member and a manager/producer for the group. Satoda Mai will be group supervisor. Their first public appearance as a group will be the Winter Hello Concert in new year. The story goes, after the Country Musume audition with no winner, Mai still really wanted the group to come back, very very strongly. The agency decided they want to grant her wish, and decided Momo will be a good candidate to boost the group. Momo accepted happily because she really wanted to continue as an idol.
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
