Stefanie Martini & Molly Windsor (Make Up) *NO MUSIC* v.redd.it/r1xp0qaugup71
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Stefanie Martini & Molly Windsor (Make Up) *NO MUSIC* v.redd.it/r1xp0qaugup71
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3019 Molly Pitcher Drive, New Windsor hvhometeam.com/Home/3019-…
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Welcome to Savannah! Visiting? Moving here? Have questions about the Hostess City? START HERE! Updated for Q1 - Q2 2022!

Welcome to Savannah! Visiting? Moving here? Have questions about the Hostess City? START HERE! Updated for Q1 - Q2 2022!

Welcome to /r/Savannah! Are you planning on visiting our city? Thinking about moving to the Hostess City? Not sure what to do/where to eat/where to live/just plain bored? Well, this is the megathread for you!

As always, a very special thank you to /u/amidwinternightsdram for their original work on the first several megathreads and for assisting us with these newer ones. You may have moved away, but you are always here in our hearts (stomachs).

The thread is broken up into four main sections: "Best of" Food/Drink, Places to Stay, Things to Do, & Living Here


Best of /r/Savannah Food & Drink

All categories are ranked by Redditors on a bi-annual basis. Honorable Mentions are not ranked

Important Note: look at the Social Media/websites of these restaurants/bars before you go! Due to COVID-19 locations may close, change operating hours, and even menu options. We've linked to their social media accounts and/or their website when possible. Please also be aware that many restaurants are to-go only.

/r/Savannah's Favorite Places to Eat Q1/Q2 2022

^These ^are ^some ^of ^our ^favorite ^places ^to ^eat ^as ^written-in ^by ^your ^fellow ^Redditors. ^These ^are ^ranked ^by ^number ^of ^write-in ^votes ^only.

  1. Common Thread
  2. Cotton and Rye
  3. Green Truck Pub
  4. The Vault

Honorable Mentions In un-ranked order

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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Week Three - December 16. 2021 - Day Eleven | After morning break until Lunch

I'm channeling MATTHEW RUSSELL LEE from .

Follow him on Twitter - https://twitter.com/innercitypress

Also consider supporting his independent reporting for as little as $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewRussellLee

Includes reporting by Adam Klasfeld - klasfeldreports - https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports

Includes reporting by Molly Crane-Newman - molcranenewman - NY Daily news - https://twitter.com/molcranenewman

Maxwell's lawyer: Do you know who Ted Waitt [Gateway co-founder] is?

Espinosa: I learned.

Judge Nathan: We'll stop here for the mid-morning break.

The jury's back, and Maxwell's lawyer Everdell continues.

Everdell: Do you know if Ms. Maxwell got married? Espinosa starts to answer but AUSA objects.

Judge Nathan: Sustained.

Everdell: OK, when did you have a video conference with the government about this case?

Espinosa: November 2020.

Everdell: Why did you leave?

Espinosa: After 9/11 I wanted to return to California. I feel like Ghislaine was a good resource for my own career, what I learned, how to handle multiple projects at one time. It helped me get to where I am today.

Everdell: did you ever seen Jeffrey Epstein involved with young girls?

Espinosa: No.

Everdell: No further questions.

Judge Nathan: Cross.

AUSA: You never went to Palm Beach, right?

Espinosa: No.

AUSA: No further questions.

Next witness: Raghu Sud.

Everdell: Where do you live?

Sud: East Windsor, NJ. I work at Shopper's Travel since 1988. I am the Vice President.

Everdell: Was Epstein a customer?

Sud: Yes. Everdell: Can you authenticate these travel records?

Yes.

AUSA: These records in RS-1, they are to 2006?

Yes.

Everdell: No re-direct

[Will these defense exhibits be made available a la Rakoff?]

Next witness: Elizabeth Loftus, who testified for Harvey Weinstein.

(OP NOTE - Not exactly successful testimony in his case.)

First, her credentials. This could take a while.

Loftus: I have a big c.v. I have been consulted by DOJ, the CIA...

Maxwells' lawyer: Are there experiments on emotion and its impact on memory?

Loftus: I published one in 2008. We implanted entire flash events and measures responses

Loftus: I've testified in 300 trials. I've only consulted with the prosecution 5 times, and testified only one for the prosecution. My research into false memory doesn't fit into their agenda. Loftus is accepted as an expert

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Baka!
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Couch potato
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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Round 2 of SXSW Music 2022

4s4ki (Tokyo JAPAN)
A-Wall (Dallas TX)
a/lpaca (Mantua ITALY)
Ada Lea (Montreal QC)
Affet Robot (Istanbul TURKEY)
Alex The Astronaut (Sydney AUSTRALIA)
Allegra (New York NY)
Altameda (Toronto ON)
Amber Van Day (London UK-ENGLAND)
Andrea Magee (Austin TX)
AngΓ©lica Garcia (El Monte CA)
Anna B Savage (London UK-ENGLAND)
Anna Fox Rochinski (New York NY)
Annie Blackman (Brooklyn NY)
Aoife Nessa Frances (Dublin IRELAND)
Γ„TNA (Dresden GERMANY)
Ayoni (Los Angeles CA)
Baba Ali (London UK-ENGLAND)
BABii (Margate UK-ENGLAND)
Bad Bad Hats (Minneapolis MN)
bad tuner (Brooklyn NY)
Bad Waitress (Toronto ON)
Baiuca (Galicia SPAIN)
Balto (Los Angeles CA)
BBY Kodie (Houston TX)
bbymutha (Chattanooga TN)
Beachtape (London UK-ENGLAND)
Beat Root Revival (Austin TX)
BELAKO (Mungia SPAIN)
Bess Atwell (Brighton UK-ENGLAND)
BESTIAL MOUTHS (Los Angeles CA)
[Black Lips](https://schedule.sxsw.com/2022/

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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I couldn’t rush more than this to post it!
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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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