Do people actually moan and groan when they feel ill?

I thought that was a "faking it" thing or something they only do in cartoons when they are ill or injured... but I was staying with family and one of them got sick and she was moaning and groaning while laying there.

Do people actually do that when they are unwell?

(I would like to also mention the family member that was doing this is, I believe, also on the spectrum.)

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Fish who groan and moan at home games

Anyone else find it funny when a fish gets stacked and tries to find every excuse as to why they lost?

Buddy in a home game who was opening ~80% of hands said he lost to me because I had a bigger stack than him. (When in reality i’d just raise his limps then c-bet pretty much any hand and he insta folds).

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My mummified OC is a zombie, but he is also a zombie, so he’s a mummy/zombie hybrid. He is 24,000 years old in human years, and he was buried until he rose up from the grave. He is usually silent due to speaking in moans and groans when he tries to talk. He also has the powers of a mummy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Void51326
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The bloke who moans and groans the most at work only works part-time

Oh and who gave him access the company's social network/forum thingy, now that was a mistake 😁

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"Players, coaches, everyone who bears responsibility in the clubs groan and moan about too many games -- and now the World Cup rhythm is to be increased again? That simply doesn't make sense" - Bayern Munich President Herbert Hainer france24.com/en/live-news…
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People who come into the bathroom and moan/groan while using it, why?
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DAE have a cattle dog who moans and groans like a sore old man all night long?

Our 5 month old is super independent, which is a refreshing change from my senior velcro dog. At night after cuddles he'll often take himself downstairs to sleep in his crate. This week he decided to sleep in my partner's bed (different shifts, different rooms) and my partner was torn between loving the attention and the moaning, groaning and whining he does all night.

Personally, I think it's hilarious. Every time he adjusts position he lets out a series of long, dramatic groans.

Anyone else enjoy this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enlitenme
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[OC] [Highlight] In 1982, Colts WR Roger Carr wanted to be traded so badly. He said, β€œI’ll moan and groan, gripe and complain, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll set a record for pulled muscles that will last forever.” After getting suspended twice by the team in 3 weeks, he got traded youtu.be/TywURZUBP0o
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaguarGator9
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Women really enjoy when I moan, groan, and grunt during sex right?

The girls I have been with all say they think it is really sexy when I groan, moan and grunt during penetration and when I am getting head.

I have always been a loud groaning and grunter even when playing with myself because well it feels good.

Do many men not do this? Am I strange?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hugecockdork
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β€œThe restaurant industry moans and groans about minimum wage increase, but the Seattle newspaper every month has a story about 40 new restaurants opening” vox.com/the-highlight/201…
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How do I make my wife moan and groan in the bedroom at night?

I read her r/dadjokes

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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Men who moan and groan while using public restrooms, why?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAYORofTITTYciti
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Moans and groans?

Has anyone else been high and then when resting or falling asleep, you make random noises? Why does that happen? I always get told I moan and groan really loud. And I never have any recollection of it, it’s embarrassing! Like I sound crazy why I’m sleeping. While I’m sound asleep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarSkulls203
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When zombies moan groan an shout, are they trying to speak their original language? or have they obtained a new way to communicate?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostwindLive
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Starting a blog where I moan and groan about LCFC, would love some feedback. Incredibly early days but plan on moving onto looking at Leicester literature, player analysis and retrospectives on past players. Nothing more than a bit of fun while I job search. Fan of 26 years now. unfoxingbelievable.medium…
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I don’t want to be the guy to moan and groan, but at this point ytaopal has to go

I think it’s time we really buckle down and have a conversation about ytaopal. I seriously, and I mean no bullshit just paid $140 for a 6.6kg parcel. I have been using these guys for over 2 years now. I’ve shipped close to 100kg+ with them, with some parcels close to 15kg and have NEVER gotten a price over $100 up until now. Now don’t hit me with the bullshit volumetric nonsense. I just ordered a few pairs of socks, sweaters, and a pair of pants. I’ve literally ordered more than DOUBLE that in the past and paid $108 for it

I don’t know if you guys have been noticing this, but they’re making money off of shipping, and when you go to purchase something they take a percentage out of your purchases. For example, if I go ahead and purchase something for Β₯2500, which I have done before, ytaopal will exaggerate that price based off of their percentage and what should be ~$380 then goes to ~$420. We’ve been getting robbed left and right off of just purchasing products. They’re making an inflated percentage profit just to buy your items!

Idk guys, shipping times are ridiculous, I paid $110 to ship a 5kg two weeks ago, and dhl still does not have it in their possession, now I’m paying $140 to ship a package that I’m going to have to wait close to a month for. We lost Mandy, Louie is terrible with the live chat, Shmily is no good replacement for yetta, they take an exaggerated vacation every month, their parcels take forever to ship even if you use an expedited courier, it takes them over a day to purchase your orders... IDK guys, wtf happened?

At this point, I have to ask. Does anybody have any better agent recommendations? One that can compare to ytaopal pre pandemic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_CPT_
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I hate their stupid fucking fake word, the art style makes me want to puke and so do the constant groans and moans in the background youtube.com/watch?v=Acpgr…
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Just saying.. when my boyfriend and I go to leave the house, if our shirts are even THE SAME COLOR, we both moan and groan. Matching sweatshirts to lounge around? These two bother the hell out of me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurcham429
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Finally! Now I can moan about how the game is to easy for newbies and groan about docking computer. Oh yeah Jameson that's cool to.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h30666
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Alvoon's *moans* and *groans*
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LPT: Your attitude is what your employers remember when you're not around. When deciding to do that extra work or not, reply with a straight forward , positive answer. If you moan and groan when replying, the result remains to same, but your attitude is perceived as significantly more immature.

Don't become a yes man, but just don't whine before your answer!

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[LifeProTips] LPT: When at work, accept and/or decline work without moaning, groaning and complaining. Whether you say yes or no, the result is the same. However, if you moan and groan prior to your yes or no, the attitude that displays will last well after you've left the building, and THAT'S wha /r/LifeProTips/comments/k…
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Does anyone else's pitties groan and moan like an old man, or is it just mine?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/playitloud1987
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I turned 30 last year and almost immediately started making "old man sounds"- anyone else around my age do this? What causes it? It feels REALLY good to let out these spontaneous moans and groans.

As the title says, I turned 30 last year and noticed that almost immediately I started making the very same "old man sounds" I'd always detested on others. But here I was, proudly and unabashedly embracing them, letting them out even at inopportune moments for others to hear- I genuinely didn't care; I just wanted the immense relief that comes with them. I don't quite know how to articulate this, but a good moan or groan feels almost like an orgasm lite- they're kind of like the auditory equivalent of a great stretch (which obviously yields sounds of its own). But it's gotten quite out of hand, and I find myself just instinctually letting these sounds out with everything I do... standing up, sitting down, turning over in bed, lifting something, getting in/out of the car, etc. IT FEELS SO GOOD to let out!!! But why does it happen?!

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When demons roam to break your bones, may your home of stone (conjured up by tome of chrome) block their moans and groans.
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Is it just me or does anyone else get really irritated by people who moan and groan about how they are unattractive yet make no effort to change?

For example if they make no effort with personal hygiene, or never leave the house or do any exercise. Or even pick their nose in front of you. It's just disgusting and I'm finding I have less and less patience for people who don't even care about themselves yet expect other people to care about them.

Edit: Seriously I love all of you! Just the comments on here have made me feel a hell of a lot less horrible for having these feeling of irritation. Thank you everyone! I hope everyone has the gayest of days ❀️❀️

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Please turn down moans and groans

I am sick of hearing the civilians moan well past the end of a firefight. I disklike hearing the groaning, even the whisper-quiet ones, through walls. I shouldn't be able to hear people whisper if they are outside and I am inside, I don't need to hear people groan and whisper in my ears for the entire time I'm at a location. I don't need to hear "Oh... Oh no" on repeat even when no armed people are around because I get it, these people are scared, the point has been made long ago and, although it was a nice touch in the beginning, I only wish to have an option to turn just the groans off or even just make it more sparse

Speaking of groans, I also would like an option to turn off Nomad's grunts when sliding. It's also annoying to hear those same few grunts every time I slide and even a good amount of time after the slide. It's not immersive anymore, it's irritating

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Groans and moans every time I join a lobby until things like this happen! πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackCrownBoar
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People that like to moan, groan, and generally like to be loud while working out at the gym, why?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeeKayGee
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Who wants to feed me till I explode! I'll let you rub by belly while I moan and groan from being super dopa full and pass out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annababe_1997
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Ogber the traitor now, ya also he groans and moans now sense i shamed him to death so ya that's what ya get ya traitors!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darthwolfgamer
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How should I be dealing with irritated employees? (Groans, moans etc)

Sometimes, i have to move people around from easy posts to more demanding posts if we're shorthanded and when I tell them that I need them, they'll groan and moan and sigh and reluctantly do it. It's frustrating for me because I obviously don't want to have to go through these theatrics when I move them. Its not like I want to move people around but sometimes its absolutely necessary.

Should I be shutting this down on the spot? Taking them out in private and talking to them? Or is this really just something I need to learn to get used to?

(They're good people but this is definitely something that gets on my nerves)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rampage95
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You know an anime is good if you can follow the story through a character's moans and groans. youtube.com/watch?v=GijHK…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethalmc
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Little moans and groans and sleepy smiles

I just love the little hums and moans and groans she makes into my boob and how her chubby little hand pats the boob and then when she pops off and she's all sleeper she makes great big huge toothless smiles and little sleepy giggles while I cuddle her for a minute before putting her back to bed.

That's all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makeupqueena
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We moan and groan about how ineffective and corrupt our government is, so why don't we do anything about it? (USA)

Before anyone questions my political views, let me briefly go into them. I am a Constitutionalist. I'm a registered Republican, but I am pro-choice, pro-LGBT rights, pro-business, and I like President Obama. I believe that all men and women are created equal and that all are protected equally under the law. Okay, now that that's out of the way...

In my opinion, the thing that is ruining this country, is our Congress. It is incredibly ineffective and corrupt. Congress hasn't done a damn thing right in forever. Why? Because it constantly goes back and forth between Republican and Democrat and neither side is willing to compromise with the other, so instead we get great ideas that end up becoming extremely watered down so that each side can say, "Hey, we won!", when in reality we all lose.

So how do we fix it? I propose the following, increasing the members of Congress to 10,000 members and proportionally assigning members of Congress based on a region's constituency, adding a term-limit of 6-8 years.

Why more members? The reasoning is this, increasing the members of Congress allows for many ideas, it allows for more cooperation and less corruption. If a special interest group 'buys' 30 members of Congress right now, that would represent a 5% vote swing. However, if we had 10,000 members that number drops to an incredibly low number.

Why proportionally assign members? Think about what a 66-33% victory means in today in a district of 600,000 people. It means that the person that is supposed to be representing all those people, is only representing about 400,000 people, whereas the other 200,000 people are not having their views truly represented. Instead, suppose that we had 10,000 members of Congress and we assigned three members to that same district. Now, we can assign two members of Congress to the 400,000 people who voted one way, AND we can have one member of Congress be assigned to the 200,000 people who were previously incorrectly represented.

Why a term limit? People should not make Congress their career. Rather it should be average joe's who are doing their civic duty. In fact, if we had 10,000 members, I would argue that they could work from within their district. We have Skype and other means of communicating, why not hold sessions of Congress in a large video calling session and make it open to the public for all to see? (This would also take care of any transparency issues). Each member, would be elected, server for 3-4 terms, and would ret

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remmbermytitans
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Welp I found the source of all the groans and moans kinda scared me at first because I didnt place a torch till last second
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πŸ‘€︎ u/woofi101
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Every night I can hear all the noises the couple upstairs makes - every moan, every groan, every gasp and cry.

But it's none of my business how a man disciplines his wife.

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Anyone every come across a dog or have a dog that makes groaning and grunting noises all the time? I have a 5-month-old beagle that doesn't bark (fingers crossed) but always moans! She's done it since we got her but i'm now wondering if it's just her Charm?

Few scenarios for you:

She'll be asleep on my arm or my partner's and we'll move, moans her head off like we've just offended her. Eventually, she settles down.

She moans for ages if we don't let her in the bed, she'll cry a little but then moan more. Once we fall asleep she hops in between us and then has the audacity to grunt and moan when we move, which wakes her up.

When she is trying to get to sleep and she can't get comfortable she moans a lot!

Also, when she wants to come in for a hug or a cuddle she'll moan and groan whilst she does it!

She's very vocal in that sense and never barks unless we are play fighting and even then it's only one or two barks. Just wondering if this is a beagle thing or a dog thing, or something I should go to the vets about?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmic-destiny
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People who make noises while in a public bathroom, why do you grunt, moan, and groan? Is it that painful, or do you just not care?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/decorius
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I got on the bus this morning to discover one of my headphones stopped working so was forced to listen to the general publics moans and groans alongside some banging drum and bass.
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I know that "pule" is only a verb, but what is the English noun for a dog that pules?( after having been hurt, for example) Looking for a noun expressing pain but mostly used for animals( groan, moan would probably be used for people in the case of an injury) Thank you:-)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamieLaGrande
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People who make noises while in a public bathroom, why do you grunt, moan, and groan? Is it that painful, or do you just not care?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastedAluminum
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Is there a difference between a moan and a groan?
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