Misuzu Togashi Puns

In August 7, Misuzu Togashi, the Japanese VA for our beloved Origami, was born!

Misuzu and Origami.

Happy birthday to such a fine and talented VA! Thank you for all your marvelous work throughout the years and I hope you keep doing what you do best!

I have to go through my MyAnimeList for this lol. This is going to be fun..
I'm not going to go through all of the Touhou characters because that would just take too long. So I'll just talk about the ones that I have in mind.Plus, I don't know too much about Touhou to do that..

I'll do it in this format :

Touhou Character - Seiyū - Roles you think best fit the character & the series they're from (Preferably from most popular to least popular if using multiple examples)
Extra note here if you're unsure or have other comments.

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[Main Characters]

1. Reimu - Ayane Sakura - Nao from CharlotteI don't know actually...
   I thought of Nagomi Saijou who voiced Miu from 22/7. Even Ai Kayano (Inori from Guilty Crown or Shiro from No Game No Life).
2. Marisa - Asami Tano - Saki from Zombieland Saga, Sara from Love Live! Sunshine!!
   Any delinquent/gal type of character should do.
3. Alice - Misuzu Togashi - Origami from Date a Live, Mai from Nichijou
   Or Miyu Tomita (Gabriel form Gabriel DropOut, Miko from Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai?)
4. Sakuya - Saori Ōnishi - Eriri from Saekano, Vignette from Gabriel DrouOut
5. Youmu - Eri Kitamura - Mahiro from Haiyore! Nyaruko-san, Arashi from OniAi
   Her potential in making a male voice. Or Marina Inoue too (Armin from Attack On Titan).
6. Yuyuko - Haruka Tomatsu - Lala from To LOVE-Ru, Asuna from SAO
   She also voices a character named Yunyun from Canaan lol.
7. Yukari - Minami Takahashi - Quetzalcoatl from Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon, Kikyou from Classroom of the Elite
   Youko Hikasa works too (Mio from K-ON!).
8. Sanae - Konomi Kohara - Yuuko from Machikado Mazoku, Chika form Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai
   I almost forgot about her

[EoSD]

1. Cirno - Sora Tokui - Nico from Love Live!, Sasasegawa from Little Busters!, Maya from Gochuumon wa Usagi Des

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

[Removed]

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha