A list of puns related to "Mistakes Were Made"
Oddly, I noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the curb. I thought it's time for me to be a good Samaritan so I pulled over and retrieved it. Curious I made the mistake of opening itโฆ.there was a human toe packed a bag on ice ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ.
After getting over my ๐คข๐คฎ๐คข I thought someone probably really needs this, so I called the hospital and told them what I saw, they said 'yes, the ambulance had arrived minus the box!'. I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied...
"No, we'll just send a toe truck......."
So this happened a few minutes ago... We were about to sleep when it was a topic of mistake dad made on buying something. He said,"I never make same mistake twice look I made only one mistake,you and there is no other mistake here".
After we were attacked by zombies in a graveyard, several party members wanted to figure out how they were turned into zombies. A bunch of us were rolling for arcana, and the like.
I rolled for Acana. I then said "okay, so I rolled a 16 for Acana. That means I know why these zombies we turned. They made a grave mistake."
Made sure to quiet everyone down before saying it. Everyone thought I was going to say something important.
My math teacher was explaining why there were mistakes on an answer key for our test review. He told us that the teacher that made it did so hastily.
I responded with "who knew teacher name was a Russian"
Groans all around.
My dad comes up and asks "can I play with you?" I say, no it's only 1 player He replies "tucan play this game" Mistakes were made
I made the mistake of watching Superbad with my parents in high school. Once we were maybe 10-15 minutes in my dad shut it off and said this:
"That movie was super bad."
I was talking to my wife and she was telling me how her and my daughter were enjoying bean dip earlier in the day.
Wife: We were just sitting down, watching Peewee Herman, eating bean dip and having quiet time.
Me: You were watching Peewee Herman eat bean dip today?
It took her a while before she looked down and sighed, realizing what a mistake she made in marrying me.
This was surreal.... yesterday I was travelling between Brecon and Merthyr behind an ambulance. Oddly, I noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the curb. I thought it's time for me to be a good Samaritan so I pulled over and retrieved it. Curious I made the mistake of opening itโฆ.there was a human toe packed a bag on ice
After getting over my nausea I thought someone probably really needs this, so I called the hospital and told them what I saw, they said 'yes, the ambulance had arrived minus the box!'. I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied "No, we'll just send a toe truck......."
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