Mistakes were made
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/btarsucks
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Yesterday I was driving behind an ambulance

Oddly, I noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the curb. I thought it's time for me to be a good Samaritan so I pulled over and retrieved it. Curious I made the mistake of opening itโ€ฆ.there was a human toe packed a bag on ice ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ.

After getting over my ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข I thought someone probably really needs this, so I called the hospital and told them what I saw, they said 'yes, the ambulance had arrived minus the box!'. I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?

The lady replied...

"No, we'll just send a toe truck......."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sausage_fusion
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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Dad made a mistake

So this happened a few minutes ago... We were about to sleep when it was a topic of mistake dad made on buying something. He said,"I never make same mistake twice look I made only one mistake,you and there is no other mistake here".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AdvaitChowdhary
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Got my whole d&d group with this.

After we were attacked by zombies in a graveyard, several party members wanted to figure out how they were turned into zombies. A bunch of us were rolling for arcana, and the like.

I rolled for Acana. I then said "okay, so I rolled a 16 for Acana. That means I know why these zombies we turned. They made a grave mistake."

Made sure to quiet everyone down before saying it. Everyone thought I was going to say something important.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Thendofreason
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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Dad joked my math class

My math teacher was explaining why there were mistakes on an answer key for our test review. He told us that the teacher that made it did so hastily.

I responded with "who knew teacher name was a Russian"

Groans all around.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Twerkswithwolves
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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A game about shooting birds was only singleplayer

My dad comes up and asks "can I play with you?" I say, no it's only 1 player He replies "tucan play this game" Mistakes were made

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RandomPerson696
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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Dad joked while watching Superbad.

I made the mistake of watching Superbad with my parents in high school. Once we were maybe 10-15 minutes in my dad shut it off and said this:

"That movie was super bad."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JackiemX
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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Peewee likes bean dip!

I was talking to my wife and she was telling me how her and my daughter were enjoying bean dip earlier in the day.

Wife: We were just sitting down, watching Peewee Herman, eating bean dip and having quiet time.

Me: You were watching Peewee Herman eat bean dip today?

It took her a while before she looked down and sighed, realizing what a mistake she made in marrying me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BlueKnight8907
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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An unexpected encounter with a body part...

This was surreal.... yesterday I was travelling between Brecon and Merthyr behind an ambulance. Oddly, I noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the curb. I thought it's time for me to be a good Samaritan so I pulled over and retrieved it. Curious I made the mistake of opening itโ€ฆ.there was a human toe packed a bag on ice

After getting over my nausea I thought someone probably really needs this, so I called the hospital and told them what I saw, they said 'yes, the ambulance had arrived minus the box!'. I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?

The lady replied "No, we'll just send a toe truck......."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheMightyTRex
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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