Mission Control Puns

A list of puns related to "Mission Control"

NASA Mission Control tells a man that there's been a terrible accident and that his wife has floated off into space

The bewildered man says, "So what's the big deal?!"

NASA Mission Control replies, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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👤︎ u/prototype_X10
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."

And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over." I wonder how many times before they airlock me.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Why was mission control so tense when NASA launched a cow into orbit?

It was a high steaks mission.

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👤︎ u/zspratt
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Why do mission controllers count down on takeoff?

If they counted up the space shuttle would never take off.

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👤︎ u/Da-Boss-111-Youtube
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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