Today I Learned the term "blacklist" could be perceived to be offensive

So instead I will start to use the term "minority report"

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What do you call a paper on immigration?

Minority Report

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My 10-year-old daughter just got me.

Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.

She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"

I have to be doing something right.

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