A few of you asked for a SoundCloud link and I finally got to uploading it today! I made it downloadable as well so y'all can do whatever you want with it! And follow me on IG @dsmith.p for more music content!
https://soundcloud.com/dmsmithproductions/minnesota-rouser-remix
I'll go first,
my HS uses a weird version of "Across the Field," and one of our rival schools uses "The Minnesota Rouser," and our other main rival has a "original composition" (according to the band members there that I know) but theirs sounds a lot like "For Maine".
I live in Virginia btw so idk why we don't use Virginia Tech's or UVAs lol
Hello RRL fans!
Your host u/blueahoula of the RRL Network! RRL Network with our sponsors Dr. Pepper, Chark’s Seafood Restaurant in Cleveland and Oh Mommy! Hot Sauce would like to present our Season 45 NFC playoff preview.
This was the first season that the RRL went to a 16 game regular season and it made a HUGE impact already! The NFC North division title(which also decided the NFC one seed) was decided on the “last day”. Also, the 16th game was crucial in deciding the NFC 7 seed.
But let’s break down the matchups for the NFC! Who will be crowned NFC Champion and play for the coveted Nolan Bushnell Trophy!
The 1 seed! Waiting in the wings and wild card weekend dust to settle is the Minnesota Vikings u/raulmccartney The Nordic Rebel Rousers captured their 2nd NFC North title and 2nd NFC one seed in four seasons. RMac also set a personal best with +678 raw PD. With RMac’s emergence, the NFC is deeper and more competitive. On the flip side, the Vikings haven’t won a playoff game since S37. A couple coaches in the NFC are verge of very special seasons. It’s time for the Rebel Rousers to take that leap.
In the 4/5 we have the (4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers u/yourboi08 vs. (5) Chicago Bears u/Blueahoula These two teams last met in the season 43 NFC championship game. With the Bears winning 42-12. The Bucs captured their 2nd NFC South title in three seasons and Yboi is on that list of coaches looking to take that big step in their RRL career. Yboi does have a championship pedigree, winning the RCAA title in season 2. But the RRL is a different ballgame. The Bears barely lost the division by 7 points. Blue set a personal best in PD with +641 raw. The 4x champ is looking to make a deep run and being the 5 seed isn’t a bad place to do it from.
In the 3/6 we have the (3) New York Giants u/Hoppypoppy7924 vs. (6) Green Bay Packers u/Cog348 The Jersey Gs are another one of those teams. Raking up division titles and playoff appearances but can’t seem to get over that hump. Like the pizza guy who tries to get a date with Cindy Tiggers but always gets shot down. But got to keep trying! Persistence is the key! On the other end, is the defending champion Green Bay Packers! Last season they won it all from the 7 seed. So no excuses being the 6 seed, right? Should be even easier.
In the 2/7 we have the (2) Arizona Cardinals u/AROSK09 vs. (7) LA Rams u/P0stalMalone Arosk kinda reminds me of Bucky. Doesn’t say a whole lot in chat and just lets their play do the talking. I d
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Your host u/blueahoula of the RRL Network! RRL Network with our sponsors Dr. Pepper, Chark’s Seafood Restaurant in Cleveland and Oh Mommy! Hot Sauce would like to present our Season 37 NFC playoff preview, viewer guide and almanac
LA Rams
Head Coach u/POstalMalone
Career Playoff Record: 64-22
Best Finish: Retro Bowl Champion(Season 12, 14, 23, 28, 33, 34 and 36)
Atlanta Falcons
Head Coach u/Bucky__O_Hare
Career Playoff Record: 22-17
Best Finish: Retro Bowl Champion(Season 30)
Washington Frosty Treats
Head Coach u/Abomb_is_Sad
Career Playoff Record: 0-5
Best Finish: Divisional Round One Seed
Chicago Bears
Head Coach u/Blueahoula
Career Playoff Record: 27-25
Best Finish: Retro Bowl Champion(Season 10 and 24)
Carolina Panthers
Head Coach u/Kal-Roy
Career Playoff Record: 0-3
Best Finish: Wild Card Round
Jersey Gs
Head Coach u/Hoppypoppy7924
Career Playoff Record: 4-3
Best Finish: NFC Championship Game
Minnesota Nordic Rebel Rousers
Head Coach u/raulmccartney
Career Playoff Record: 5-13
Best Finish: NFC Championship Game
Playoff Matchups
Bucky vs. RMac
Bucky leads series 3-1
Last Meeting: S35 Wild Card Rd
Falcons 19, Vikings 0
Abomb vs Hoppy
Hoppy leads series 2-0
Last Meeting: S35 Wild Card Rd
Jersey Gs 36, Frosty Treats 0
Blue vs. Kal-Roy
Blue leads series 1-0
Last Meeting: S35 Wild Card Rd
Bears 18, Panthers 10
Posty possible division rd matchups
Record vs. and last matchup
Blue: 7-1, S36 divisional rd Rams 50, Bears 35
Kal-Roy 0-0
Hoppy: 3-0, S35 divisional rd Rams 43, Jersey Gs 13
RMac: 2-0, S36 wildcard rd Rams 33, Vikings 16
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Hello RRL fans!
Your host u/blueahoula of the RRL Network! RRL Network with our sponsors Dr. Pepper, Chark’s Seafood Restaurant in Cleveland and Oh Mommy! Hot Sauce would like to present our Season 43 NFC playoff preview.
The NFC North dominated the NFC regular season by having the top 3 scores. But in the playoffs, regular season success means very little besides boosting your own ego. Head-to-head is a cold hearted mistress and will leave you broken hearted(much like Cindy Tiggers)
But let’s break down the matchups for the NFC! Who will be crowned NFC Champion and play for the coveted Nolan Bushnell Trophy!
The 1 seed! Waiting in the wings and wild card weekend dust to settle is the Chicago Bears u/blueahoula Da Bears capture the NFC top seed for the second time in three seasons. After a total meltdown in the S41 divisional round in which they scored a impressive NEGATIVE 7! The Bears look to bounce back.
In the 2/7 we have the (2)Arizona Cardinals u/AROSK09 vs. (7)Washington Football Team u/ABomb-is-eternal The Cardinals make the playoffs for the first time since S31 and first division title since S16! Great stuff from Arosk! Beating Posty for the division title is no small feat and must be celebrated! A great victory and liberation has been struck for the RRL universe! “Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!”
Abomb is waiting as the 7! The 3x NFC champion and 1x RRL champion will look to join Posty, Ghosty and Guts and pull some 7 seed magic. What’s something that can stop Abomb? Well, besides his account being suspended? Well…will take some good scores to knock out a champ!
In the 3/6 we have the (3)New York Giants u/Hoppypoppy7924 vs. (6)Minnesota Vikings u/raulmccartney Under Hoppy the Jersey Gs have become a playoff constant. But can Hoppy take that next step? Hoppy’s best finish in the playoffs is making it to the NFC championship game. The Giants last won the title in S24 and look to add to the trophy case! Go Big Blue! RMac and the Nordic Rebel Rousers! Another great season by RMac. Followed up his personal best in S42 by finishing it with 560 raw and 3rd best PD in the NFC! Don’t let the seeding fool you. RMac added a impressive defense to go along with his top offensive skills. The Vikings have the firepower to go all the way.
In the 4/5 we have the (4)Tampa Bay Buccaneers u/yourboi08 vs. Green Bay Packers u/Cog348 How do you win a title? Being good for sure, a little luck and giving yourself a opportunity. The Bucs gave themselves th
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