Mimi Sheraton Puns

Jodi's notes "Systems Trainings" written in her Journal

(I’ve been hesitant about transcribing all the notes Jodi wroten in her journal concerning PPL & LDS. She would attend "Systems Training" which cost her $10-$30 per class. (Tithing in LDS is mandatory, as well, 10%) There are a lot of notes. They can become tedious & strange. However, I do find some interesting peaks into how Jodi (and Travis for that matter) uses these ideas … I think … in her interrogation & on the stand.

There is a close intimate relationship between MLMs & Mormons in general, but there is definitely an intimate relationship between the PPL hustlers & their Mormon "salespeople/targets". Some of the PPL "training" seemed like Christian Bible studies -- Nigel)

This Entry between July 25, 2007 – August 1, 2007

“You can have anything you want in life if you just help enough other people get what they want.” --- Zig Ziglar

Take notes not just to change your life, but to change the lives of others. Notes that you can share with others.

Definition of process:

A series of actions or steps toward achieving a particular end.

• -A natural phenomenon marked by gradual changes that lead to an end result.

• • -Events can trigger a precise process of change period

• • -Use the things you never want to experience again, to push you through.

“Be what you are because those who mind DON’T MATTER, and those who matter, don't mind!

-Who you become is in direct proportion to the income you earn and the organization you grow.

Sacrifice - you must give up to group. ç “An agreement”

One sacrifice seldom brings success, so make another sacrifice.

• · Work on your attitude

• · Smile more

• · Serve the masses and lead by example

• · Live what you preach

• · Stay committed

• · Invest time to work/ grow your business.

• · Focus on others, be selfless, be serving

Don't ever quit on your legacy. A visionary has a better chance at ever reaching their goals and achieving their dreams, and a pessimist or a realist does because they tried.

The toughest thing about this business is you.

Simply “shave” through tools. Conf. Call, etc. Then introduce them to someone who can provide them with more information so they can make a decision.

People don't fail because they aim to high and miss, they fail because they aim too low and miss.

Find some

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Jodi Arias Journal Entries: LDS/Mormonism

(These are only a small portion of the journal entries pertaining to Jodi & her developing relationship with Mormonism. Again, it is interesting how intertwined PPL & the LDS culture of Meza, Arizona -- Nigel)

FEBUARY 27, 2007 Astral projection is referenced in the Bold in Alma 29: 16. “Now when I think of the success of these, my brethren, my soul is carried away, even to the separation of it from my body, as it were, so great is my joy.” Various factors can cause OBEs, including extreme duress, exhaustion, or emotional states, both high and low. That is only to name a few of the factors that can trigger astral. Projection. I have no doubt that as Alma was filled with the spirit and simultaneously experiencing extreme joy that he most certainly had an out of body experience.

We all do, it's just a matter of remembering them after they happen, since most of the times that they occur, we are not fully conscious. Two of my good friends, Matthew McCartney and Chris Hughes, have their own specific memories of OBEs. I have two specific experiences in which I was fully conscious as they occur, brief as they were.

MARCH 5, 2007 I just pulled a sheet of fresh baked cookies out of the oven as I was finishing up a delicious omelette, I had cooked for myself. While the cookies were cooling, I sat down at the table to enjoy my omelet and begin to read another article from the Feb. 2007 issue of Ensign Magazine. The article is titled “What's in the Cart?” by Alfred W. Koch.

It was a brief account of a boy's experience in war torn Germany during WW2, and the struggle he and his family went through for. A most basic necessity: food. As he recounted his story.

It touched me deeply and moved me to tears, as I sat there reading that article with fresh, hot, nutritious food. To eat, my house permeated by the delicious smell of cookies out of the oven.

I was overcome with gratitude for all of the pleasures and conveniences I had the good fortune to have an partake of all of my life, and especially now at present, when things all around me are changing so rapidly, I know that one thing will always remain the same: that our Heavenly Father lives, and he loves us and will always provide for us.

JUNE 5, 2007 Tuesday, June 5, 2007 Today has been an incredible day. I arrived at Travis is house a few days ago on Sat. 6-2, actually, it was Sun., ver

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

FEBRUARY 24, 2008

Well, I'm still in Las Vegas. I'm going to a family ward today. I would have chosen a singles ward, but yesterday Gus Searcy expressed mild interest when I mentioned I am Mormon. He said he almost became Mormon once. So I jumped on that opportunity and invited him to come along. So one down and 2 to go on my goal this year of inviting 3 non-members to church! That makes me happy. He would have gotten baptized if it weren't for some missionary telling him he couldn't have cards. That's ridiculous! If fact, I don't know which is more ridiculous, a missionary telling him he'd have to give up his deck of cards to join the church (That's after taking most of the discussions), or Gus choosing a deck of cards over the church. I mean, if he was ready to get baptized, then that would have to mean that he knew the church is true, and if he knew that the church is true, then giving up a deck of cards., it truly required, wouldn't have been a question, no matter how much a part of his career as a magician they were. Other church members have given up far more for the church, and have sacrificed much more. But, to each their own. One day he'll hear the gospel in its fullness.

Not sure what's on the agenda for the rest of the day.

FEBRUARY 25, 2008

Well, I'm still in Las Vegas. It's been a great break from the run of the mill routine. I walked down the strip last night and got a few great photos of some beautiful architecture. Wish I could have got some of the Venetian, but I forgot. I may take some of the Hoover Dam today on my way back. I talked with Travis for a while. He wanted me to drive back last night. He makes it difficult to say no, but I stayed one more night anyway. I'll be headed over to his house later today or tonight. Most likely. We’ll see. A movie night. Sounds good, among other things :).

FEBRUARY 26, 2008

Well, not a bad start to the week. It was a long drive back from Las Vegas. Travis was being extremely impatient, but eventually he got over it. So I raced home, freshened up and headed over there with Tootsie Pops. :) He makes me want to be so naughty. And naughty we were. We went all the way again. It was different this time. He was different. He was tender and sweet and loving. He said he'd been planning and hoping for this. He said he wanted to save the moment and make it last as long as possible. He asked me if felt guilty and I said yes. Then he told me he wanted this because he wanted us to always have something

MARCH 9, 2008 “Vulgar people take huge delight in the faults and follies of great men.” - Schopenhauer.

I just boarded a plane in Sacramento. I'll be landing in Phoenix in a few hours. T-doggs picking me up. Joey got ready to go to church with me this morning, but once again, the sacrament time on the website was incorrect so we didn't go. But I got him in a nice press oxford white shirt with a red tie and black slacks he looked like a bonafide Mormon. :) :). He's been going to the church building on Thursday nights to play basketball with a friend. So as I gave him a quick tour of the building, he showed me the gym. We met the Bishop and he knew Joey by name, which was cool. I introduced myself and told him I'd be moving to that ward soon. Mom and Angela did not express any interest in going. ☹ Oh well, I'm not to worried about it.

The wedding went well. I got some great shots. Can't wait to really review them all. Luna is still crazy, but I love her.

MARCH 11, 2008 “Every man is a dumb fool for at least five minutes every day. Wisdom consists in not exceeding that limit.” - Elbert Hubbard

“The small man flies into a rage over the slightest criticism, but the wise man is eager to learn from those who have Censored him, and reproved him” - Dale Carnegie

“Have you learned lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who rejected you, who braced themselves against you, or disputed the passage with you?” - Walt Whitman.

Well, I'm home now. Or, back in Arizona. Home, I don't know. I hung out with Travis for awhile. We planned our trip out a little more. I'm way excited! Carlsbad Caverns first, then Roswell, then Cattlemen's Steakhouse. We sitting together on the love stack tonight and again I leaned in near him and he kissed me. It was a yummy kiss, but I'm going to have to wean myself from that. (CA) Time to sleep!

MARCH 13, 2008 Well, I've been on the road for the last few days. Travis and I left Monday evening. He drove all night while I slept. We arrived in Roswell, NM and toured the Roswell Museum. It was neat, but didn't contain anything in, in my opinion, that I couldn't source off of the Internet. Then we (I) drove 78 miles in the wrong directions. - oops, so we turned around and made it just in time to really enjoy and explore and experience the Carlsbad Caverns. I love Travis very much and will miss him dearly when I move to Yreka, but we will ben

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "