In 1963 you decided to enroll in the University of Pennsylvania so that you could eventually earn a law degree there. In 1967 you earned a bachelor of arts degree so that you could prepare and qualify for law school, and you were accepted into Penn's law school, the University of Pennsylvania Carey Law School. You completed law school in three years and got a juris doctor degree.
In 1969 Martha Field became the first woman to join the faculty at Penn Law and she faced protests from male students. Some students at school decided to organize a feminist rally in support of Field, and you were offered to speak there. You accepted the invitation and you even received press coverage from The Philadelphia Inquirer, who wrote a small article about your speech and the rally. After graduating in 1970 you were actually approached by 3 different people who wanted you to work with them:
- A Philadelphia union representative who wants you to become a lawyer for his union
- A worker for Milton Shapp's gubernatorial campaign who says he wants you to work on Shapp's campaign and could get you a spot as a staffer for Shapp if elected
- A worker for Gus Yatron, a freshman United States Representative, who says you would help with writing Yatron's speeches and legislation
You do research on each of the careers and find that becoming a union lawyer would be the least stressful and you could be the more independent in this job, a campaign worker and gubernatorial staffer would be the most fun, and a congressional staffer would get you the most connections in Washington. All of the choices are great choices but the question still stands:
Will you become a union lawyer, campaign worker and gubernatorial staffer, or a congressional staffer?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Buenosdillas
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
