Thank you all for participating in the December 2021 COTM Poll! I know it's been a poll and survey-heavy month. :)

The results for this last poll were pretty interesting! I expected a lot of continued support for Cupid Parasite and Dairoku, and new route releases but... well, I'll let the results speak for themselves. XD

I present to you our December 2021 otome favorites:

COMMERCIAL GAMES

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Commercial Game of the Month: Cupid Parasite [REPEAT]

• #2 - TWO-WAY TIE
  • Dairoku: Agents of Sakuratani
  • Olympia Soirée

Commercial LI of the Month: TWO-WAY TIE

• Akuroou (Dairoku) [NEW]
• Gill Lovecraft (Cupid Parasite) [NEW]
• #3 - TWO-WAY TIE
  • Shelby Snail (Cupid Parasite)
  • Yosuga (Olympia Soirée)

Commercial MC of the Month: Lynette Mirror [REPEAT]

• #2 - TWO-WAY TIE
  • Akitsu Shino (Dairoku)
  • Olympia (Olympia Soirée)

Commercial SC of the Month: Claris Tia [REPEAT]

• #2 - Etsuya Tokiwa (Dairoku)

Commercial VA of the Month: Furukawa Makoto as Allen, Cupid Parasite [NEW]

• #2 - Toyonaga Toshiyuki as Tokitsugu, Dairoku
• #3 - FOUR-WAY TIE
  • Suzuki Tatsuhisa as Akuroou, Dairoku
  • Kimura Ryohei as Gill, Cupid Parasite
  • Ishikawa Kaito as Hikage, Psychedelica of the Black Butterfly
  • Enoki Jun'ya as Ryuki, Cupid Parasite

So, Cupid Parasite and Dairoku did lead the commercial game charge, but Yosuga still snuck in there somehow. XD I love how the parasites seem to each be getting their turn in the spotlight. Last month, I believe Allan, Ryuki, and Shelby were hits while this month we see Gill as a favorite. Akuroou and Tokitsugu were Dairoku faves in the LI and VA categories, respectively. And I totally agree with multiple commenters about how hot the Dairoku side characters are. Phroar. Finally, I was tickled to see Hikage arise and triumph in the VA category, despite being from an older game.

INDIE GAMES

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Indie Game of the Month: Blooming Panic [REPEAT]

• #2 - ITYH: A Horror Otome
• #3 - TWO-WAY TIE
  • Our Life: Beginning & Always
  • When the Night Comes

Indie LI of the Month: xyx (Blooming Panic) [NEW]

• #2 - TWO-WAY TIE
  • nightowl (Blooming Panic)
  • Quest (Blo

In Episode 10 of Season 4, Silver betrays Kreese by framing him after beating Stingray up so he can have Cobra Kai for himself.

But he mention about bringing some of his old friends to help him with Cobra Kai, I wonder if he was talking about Mike Barnes or one of his billionaire friend.

If he was talking about Mike Barnes, I wonder how would they redeem the character in the eyes of fan base?

Mike Barnes was basically Johnny Lawrence 2.0 or at least more aggressive Johnny Lawrence and doesn't help the fact that Part 3 was rehash of the first film, even Ralph Macchio hates the third film.

So how would they redeem the character and making him unique compare to Johnny Lawrence if they bring him back for Season 5?

I hope the crew would let Sean Kanan gives his input on Mike Barnes if they bring his character back for Season 5 to make his character his own like what they did with William Zabka and Yuji Okamoto and both of them gives their input on their characters in Cobra Kai show.

I wouldn't be surprised if Johnny would dismiss him as a wannabe since again, Mike Barnes is basically Johnny 2.0.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

(Hello all! It's been close to a decade since I've played Cyberpunk 2020, and I got Red early this year. I just never had a chance to play it. Some friends and I are all paramedics and we absolutely love 2020, 2077, and now RED, and we absolutely love the concept of Trauma Team, and just how eerily realistic healthcare practices are in the Cyberpunk world compared to the real world. So we decided we just said screw it and sat down and stumbled through a session. It was the first time any of us had played Red, and man we had an absolute blast. I decided to transcribe the session recording for y'all chooms and gonks to read. Not quite scream sheet material, too long, but I'm sure someone would like to read this. Much love, especially to Max Mike if he reads this, this has been a huge part of my life growing up. -PzrSchlg)

A Trauma Team AV4 rockets across the city, heading south over the AV travel lanes that parallel US 16. In the violence that plagues the world of 2045, Trauma Team is only a logical stepping stone. Gone are the ambulances of the 20th century, along with the professionalism of their crews. The ambulances of 2045 come armed with twin mini guns, and a crew ready to rain hot lead on anyone that gets in the way of their job; delivery of emergency medical care and transportation to those who are willing to shell out the big bucks.

The green and white flying brick continued on its journey south, approaching city center. Trauma prided itself on being able to deliver care within minutes of a call to its highest paying clients. As such units were required to wait in high violence areas, or wait in areas where Trauma Team cardholders were present at, just incase something went sideways.

The inside of the AV4 had been retrofitted to a cross between a combat helicopter and an ambulance. Small cabinets full of medical supplies adorned the short white walls of the AV, lit with fluorescent procedure lights. A wall of fold out seats and harnesses lined the short sides, with a cryopod in the middle for emergency medical treatment. Five souls filled every available seat on the AV.

"I'm not eating a goddamn prepack vending burrito for the 3rd time in two shifts Stitch. We're going to fucking Buck-A-Slice. That's final." A voice said. It was low and gruff and attached itself to a bald man, in his mid 30s. He had dark circles under his eyes, and not a hair on top of his head. His helmet rested on his knee, his last name scribbled on the side in perman

I won't be doing that today!

[Removed]

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

There hasn't been a post all year!