One's a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
It will be called Cus-tom auto.
Sorry, wrong sub.
They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star. michal-jack-son
He punches people in the faith.
What do they do with the rest of the mole?
He's calling it "Faithbook".
They were clothed.
Tell him you're all ears.
[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]
Fresh prints
Me: Dinner is served as soon as you dress the salad.
Wife: What are you thinking?
Me: Business casual.
The “state” is denial
It's unthinkable.
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
He's thor
Who?
Because it's inhothpitable.
Mike.
Buzz, alight here
When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!
Monsters Ink
It was open Mike night.
"Theraflu."
Because he’s an X-Boxer
In addition to his handiwork he has a really cool hidden talent. It’s almost like a superpower. With just the simplest gesture he can turn anything scalding hot. We call it the Mike Rowe wave.
Neil before me.
“It’s junk”
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.
“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.
It's called Magical Michael.
He mad a meth in the bathroom
