I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
TIL the average dog barks 14 times a day.
This is just a ruff estimate, though.
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︎ May 13 2021
My 14 year old dropped this one on me - I am so proud: two snare drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff...
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︎ May 02 2021
3.14 β Todayβs Pi Day. Iota eta sum. Gamma slice, willya?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
The pie rates
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︎ Jan 24 2021
OPINION β 3.14 = ONION
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Matched with a girl 14 days ago
Had a strong opener at the time but now itβs two week
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Today is PI day, which always makes me hungry for pie
Now a slice of pie in the United States will set you back $5
But in the Bahamas and Aruba you can buy that same slice of pie for just $1
Yep. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
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︎ Mar 16 2020
What starts with an βOβ and ends with βnionsβ and sometimes make you cry?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Ebay is so useless
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why is their ship called 3.14?
Because they are Ο-rates.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What happens when you eat 3.14 slices of pizza?
You get really full.
What, were you expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
There were many factors that led to the mutiny on the HMS bounty in 1789. The most significant grievance was that:
They ran out of paper towels.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I have a ship named 3.14
Itβll be full of pi-rates.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...
"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What has apples and 3.14 slices?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
A pig without 3.14 is 9.8
So fellow dads, 3.14 is the value of pi and 9.8 is the value of gravity (G)
Hmm
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︎ Sep 15 2020
i am 14 still.
i joined this sub to expect jokes i would laugh at 80% of the time but the top ones most of the time just have title or i just don't get them.(but there are some i get:) and i was wondering if this sub is just for dads should i just leave?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. βDo you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?β
βBecause we donβt need depth perception with our mouths β was his technically correct answer
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What do you call somebody with two butts?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
in the 1700βs there was a ship called 3.14
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Peed spelled backwards?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I need help solving a pun/riddle.
Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.
So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.
However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
3.14% of sailors.....
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︎ Jun 18 2020
3.14
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︎ Jan 16 2020
In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Really getting tired of all these random 3.14 jokes
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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︎ Aug 09 2018
On my sonβs 15th birthday, I told him...
It seem like only yesterday that you were... 14.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
A movie with a 3.14 rating is a pirated movie.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 m. long?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes on your cake day?
Fat, you get fat!! You thought youβd get a pi joke on my cake day?!!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What is an opinion without 3.14?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Why is that ship called 3.14?
Because itβs filled with Ο-rates.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My pet snake is 3.14 metres long
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Whatβs an opinion without 3.14?
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︎ Dec 27 2018
What do you call a snake thatβs exactly 3.14 meters long?
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