Improving the Show

Hey everyone! I love this sub and all of your posts. I like your ideas for improving the show. You all have great ideas. Here are some of mine, alongside yourโ€™s!

โ€” Themes โ€”

Most Memorable Year

Switch Up Week (stars have a different pro)

Halloween / Christmas

Icon Week

Broadway Week

Hollywood Week (movie/tv show)

Fashion Week

Disney Week

โ€” Also โ€”

-Bring back Trios and Group dances

-bring back the Troupe, have more pro dances

-Have better time management

-Let the pros choreograph

-Let us see more footage of the practices.

-better music choices

โ€” Hosts โ€”

Alfonso Ribeiro and Chelsie Hightower

David Ross and Keke Palmer

Wayne Brady and Jeannie Mae

Would love Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews back, too!

โ€” Judges 4 โ€”

Head: Derek Hough

Anna Trebunskaya

Mark Ballas

*Guest Judge

Have a different โ€˜guest judgeโ€™ each week.

Guest Judges:

Julianne Hough, Tony Dovolani, Karina Smirnoff, Louis van Amstel, Maks, Many Moore, CAI, Bruno, Len

โ€” Pros 13 โ€”

Valentin Chmerkovskiy

Witney Carson

Artem Chigvintsev

Jenna Johnson

Daniella Karagach

Pasha Pashkov

Britt Stewart

Brandon Armstrong

Lindsay Arnold

Keo Motsepe

Emma Slater

Bring on 2 New Pros

*I would cut these ones:

Alan Bernsten

Gleb Savchenko

Sasha Farber

Sharna Burgess

Cheryl Burke- she should retire, and be a guest judge.

โ€” Stars โ€”

(These are stars Iโ€™ve come up with and ones I have read on here that you all would like to see as well.) No particular order:

Christy Carlson Romano -child Disney star. She seems like she has a lot to share; and most of us want to see her dance.

Skylar Diggins -awesome womenโ€™s basketball player

Melissa Gorga -Bravoโ€™s Housewife of New Jersey. Sheโ€™s naturally a pretty good dancer.

Jamie Lynn Spears -Britney Spears little sister. Would love to watch that drama.

Jackรฉe Harry -actress (Sister Sister). Sheโ€™s hilarious. She would be similar to Kristie Alley

Francis Bean Cobain -Kurt Cobain & Courtney Loveโ€™s child

Jesse McCartney -early 2000s pop singer

Alex Morgan -soccer superstar

Michael Oher -NFL player, movie with Sandra Bullock made after him

Alexis Neiers -reality star of Pretty Wild

Rachael Leigh Cooke -90โ€™s actress

David Bromstad -American designer and tv personality

Lauren Collins -actor (Degrassi)

Eugene Lee Yang -one of the TryGuys

Bridget Everett -hilarious comedian

Bob Behnken -astronaut

Dez Bryant -NFL player

Sunny Anderson -host of the Kitchen on food network. She see

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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Clarkson's Columns: the Bentley Continental GT Mulliner review & "Get out of the road!"

The Clarkson Review: Bentley Continental GT Mulliner

This is a car where you can indulge any whim that takes your fancy

By Jeremy Clarkson (Sunday Times, September 19)

Like most sane people, I decided not to bother with a foreign holiday this year because I figured it would be cancelled by new Covid restrictions at the last minute. So then Iโ€™d lose all my money and Iโ€™d have to go on a radio phone-in and complain, in a regional accent, about the travel agent and Boris Johnson, and this would make me look foolish.

I even worked out that I didnโ€™t need a holiday. Itโ€™s not a God-given right. They didnโ€™t have holidays in the 14th century and they donโ€™t have them now in places like Ethiopia. And besides, I now have so many jobs, there wouldnโ€™t be time to go away anyway.

However, last week I was unexpectedly gifted three days off โ€” the harvest was aborted by rain โ€” so I decided to relive my childhood and go to the British seaside to do a bit of rock-pooling. But where? Normal people would say that as I was born in Yorkshire I should go to Whitby or Scarborough, but there are those who say that actually life begins at the moment of conception. And I was conceived in Cornwall โ€” at the Bedruthan hotel, in case youโ€™re interested. Room 7.

Plus we had all our family holidays down there and I remember them fondly. Sitting in cafรฉs in Padstow, drinking bitter tea from thick-rimmed mugs, while my mother peered through the hole in the condensation sheโ€™d made on the rain-streaked windows to announce that it was โ€œbrightening upโ€. But it never was.

Weโ€™d hunt for quartz and amethyst in the rain, weโ€™d look for crabs in the rain, I played with my little wooden yacht in the sea in the rain and weโ€™d sit in the shed weโ€™d rented, playing Monopoly and listening to the rain beat down on the tin roof. They were happy times, so I booked us into the Idle Rocks hotel in St Mawes and off we set, in the rain.

Cornwall has changed since I was eight. Even though it still rains all the time, itโ€™s much busier these days. Mostly this is because of all the film crews who are down there making programmes in which locals sit in their teak and mahogany Hatteras sports fishing boats, moaning about how their tiny cottage is now worth ยฃ17 million and how their catch is snapped up every day by bloody Londoners who are willing to pay forty quid for a sardine.

The hotels have changed too. Iโ€™m duty bound to say that friends of mine own the Idle Rocks, but God itโ€™s good. The fastest chec

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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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Thatโ€™s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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is Isn't
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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The two genders
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If โ€œwombโ€ is pronounced โ€œwoomโ€ and โ€œtombโ€ is pronounced โ€œtoomโ€ then shouldnโ€™t โ€œbombโ€ be pronouncedโ€ฆ

โ€œBOOMโ€?!

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didnโ€™t work.

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Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii?

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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