Michael Sugar Puns

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I've noticed over the dozens and dozens of times watching this show, that Michael absolutely LOVES sugar, and that it causes him problems. I made a comment about this many months ago, but I just want to lay down what I and many of you in this sub have helped me to put together. What we have come up with so far (in no particular order) is:

1. Someone brings in brownies to the office, Michael takes some to "parcel up for later, much healthier" and then ends up stuffing his face with like 3 brownies later in the episode.

2. When he tells the office that he has a "big surprise" for them, he goes out and buys some ice cream sandwiches, which nobody was onboard for. Later you can see him stuffing his face with ice cream sandwiches and at least 3 wrappers of them on his desk.

3. At the Moroccan Christmas, when they were trying to find a date to give Merideth an intervention, Michael says he can't do it on the 5th because he has his monthly dental appointment for his "soft teeth." (Maybe because of all of the sugar?) This was referenced in the previous season in the Dinner Party episode when Michael was dipping his food into his wine, asking Jan why she would tell him to stop when she knows he has soft teeth.

4. When the Michael Scott Paper Company was active, Pam asks Michael if he has coffee. He hands her a tumbler of literal milk and sugar and tells her he drinks it every morning.

5. When the office was trying to decide between a new copier or new chairs, Michael is talking to the TV crew while pouring extraordinary amounts of sugar into a diet cola.

6. When Michael is drinking the very old single scotch whiskey at David Wallaces party, he asks if he has any Splenda.

7. During his two week notice, Michael says he is drinking scotch and Splenda, which tastes like Splenda but gets you drunk like scotch, meaning he probably emptied packets upon packets of Splenda from the kitchen into his drink in order to get rid of the scotch taste.

8. When negotiating for the Dunder Mifflin buyout of the Michael Scott Paper Company, one of Michael's demands was that dental insurance was included "this time." This infers that Michaels monthly dental appointments were out of pocket.

9. When at the bar for the Happy Hour episode, Donna asks Michael what his drink is. He immediately replies "grenadine." Which is basically sugar syrup.

10. He literally ate Tiramisu out of a trash can in the new copier vs new chairs episode.

11. When Pam thought that Michael