A list of puns related to "Michael Olsen"
Which side wins? 0.5ppr Team is Brees, Gio, C-Mike, Brown, Evans, Cooper, Olsen Nothing but handcuffs on the bench (D Williams, D Henry, A Morris, etc)
Saying current commentators because I know we would all pick John Madden as one. RIP Madden
Iβd pick Troy Aikman and Greg Gumble. Joe Buck has gotten a lot better over the years though
Shows included. For me:
Tony Leung in Shang-Chi, Robert Downey Jr. in Civil War, Karen Gillan in Endgame, Jon Bernthal as the Punisher and Wilson Bethel in Daredevil make up the rest of my top ten.
EDIT: Josh Brolin and Wyatt Russell are also good shouts.
(Up-To-Date as of January 20, 2022)
January 21, 2022
(WIDE)
The Kingβs Daughter (Action/With: Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario/PG/1 hr 30 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Sean McNamara/Wide)
Redeeming Love (Drama/With: Abigail Cowen, Tom Lewis, Famke Janssen, Logan Marshall-Green/PG-13/2 hr 14 min/Universal Pictures/d: D.J. Caruso/Limited)
(LIMITED)
The Tiger Rising (Family/With: Dennis Quaid, Katharine McPhee, Queen Latifah, Madalen Mills/PG/1 hr 42 min/Variance Films/d: Ray Giarratana/Limited)
A Shot Through The Wall (Crime/With: Kenny Leu, Ciara RenΓ©e, Fiona Fu, Tzi Ma/1 hr 30 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Aimee Long/Limited)
The Hunting (Horror/With: Angela Cole, Alan Tuskes, Keith Migra, Heidi Azaro/1 hr 33 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Mark Andrew Hamer/Limited)
Simple Passion (RomDram/With: Laetitia Dosch, Sergei Polunin, Lou-Teymour Thion, Caroline Ducey/1 hr 39 min/Strand Releasing/d: Danielle Arbid/Limited)
January 26, 2022
(LIMITED)
Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)
January 28, 2022
(LIMITED)
Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli XCX/1 hr 7 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Bradley Bell, Pablo Jones-Soler/Limited)
Clean (Crime/With: Adrien Brody, Glenn Fleshler, Richie Merritt, Chandler DuPont/1 hr 34 min/IFC Films/d: Paul Solet/Limited)
In The Forest (Thriller/With: Lyman Ward, Time Winters, Kaitlyn Dias, Debbon Ayer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Hector Barron/Limited)
Sundown (Drama/With: Tim Roth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Iazua Larios, Henry Goodman/R/1 hr 23 min/Bleecker Street Media/d: Michel Franco/Limited)
They/Them/Us (RomComDram/With: Joey Slotnick, Amy Hargreaves, Jack Steiner, Shanna Strong/1 hr 30 min/Blended Family Productions/d: John Sherman/Limited)
February 4, 2022
(WIDE)
Jackass Forever (Comedy/With: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Machine Gun Kelly/R/1 hr 36 min/Paramount Pictures/d: Jeff Tremaine/Wide)
Moonfall (Disaster/With: Halle Berry, Patrick
... keep reading on reddit β‘Last week, me and my working fingers brought you a Wild Card Mailbag, replete with all the gimmicks and gags that drew some of you into the BS vortex to begin with. I'm grateful for the rave reviews I received from a lot of you, but more importantly, I'm grateful that we ended up on the plus side last week despite my stupid, stupid, stupid Steelers pick (more on that later). Now we're entering the Divisional Round, where Bill's most recent column covered the growing rift between Bill Belichick and Tom Brady back in early 2018 that Simmons took very seriously, giving full respect and credit to journalist Seth Wickersham for his reporting, which turned out to be accurate on almost every count.
Wait, no, just kidding, he lampooned Wickersham, and questioned most of his claims, for eight paragraphs. And then the Pats blew the Super Bowl (to Nick Foles, whom Bill refers to in this article as "Farson Wentz," because he's a farcical Carson Wentz, great joke)...and then Brady and Belichick rode a Dee Ford netural zone infraction to the Super Bowl...and then Brady threw a pick-6 (on his last pass as a Patriot) to the nobody-believes-in-us Titans...and then Brady won a much less fluky title with the Bucs last season. Oh, and, once again, Wickersham nailed the piece and Bill decided to johnny-come-lately it and pretend like he had always accepted Wickersham's version of events. Not true. The internet is forever, Billy boy.
I spend this time dragging Simmons a bit because that seems to be exactly what you heathens want. Earlier this week I opened up my DMs to you, the r/billsimmons faithful, to share your own mailbag questions. I'm going to keep your identities secret (names and towns below will be fake; questions will be real), but it's probably no secret to you that the primary topic of conversation was laughing at those same Patriots whom Wickersham reported on those four short years ago.
I heard all week about Belichick's genius defensive gameplan being the x factor in Pats/Bills. Then the Bills offense took the field.
--Patrick, Ohio
This was hilarious. I remember listening to Nora on the Ringer NFL Show suggesting that he might just have some kind of magic solutio
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Summary:
In 1980s Chicago, a ten-year-old sets out on a quest to get the Christmas gift of his generation - the latest and greatest video game system.
Director:
Michael Dowse
Writers:
Kevin Jakubowski
Cast:
-- Rotten Tomatoes: 86%
Metacritic: TBD
VOD: HBO Max
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
#FT: Brisbane Roar 0-0 Adelaide United
Venue: Moreton Daily Stadium
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Brisbane Roar
Macklin Freke, Kai Trewin, Anton Milinaric, Scott Neville, Jay O'Shea, Jesse Daley (Ville Matti Steinmann), Rahmat Akbari (Henry Hore), Corey Brown, Jack Hingert (Josh Brindell-South), Nikola Mileusnic (Juan Eduardo Lescano), Luke Ivanovic (Jez Lofthouse).
Subs: Nicholas Olsen, Jordan Holmes.
^____________________________
Adelaide United
James Delianov, Michael Jakobsen, Jacob Tratt, Joshua Cavallo (Nicholas Ansell), Javi LΓ³pez, IsaΓas (Joe Caletti), Louis D'Arrigo (Bernardo Oliveira), Stefan Mauk, Kusini Yengi, Ryan Kitto (Craig Goodwin), Ben Halloran (Mohamed Toure).
Subs: Joe Gauci.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
19' Jesse Daley (Brisbane Roar FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' Javi LΓ³pez (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' Substitution, Adelaide United. Joe Caletti replaces IsaΓas.
45' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Josh Brindell-South replaces Jack Hingert.
48' Joe Caletti (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
55' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Juan Eduardo Lescano replaces Nikola Mileusnic.
55' Substitution, Adelaide United. Craig Goodwin replaces Ryan Kitto.
60' Anton Mlinaric (Brisbane Roar FC) is shown the yellow card.
60' Stefan Mauk (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card.
64' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Matti Steinmann replaces Jesse Daley.
68' Substitution, Adelaide United. Bernardo Oliveira replaces Louis D'Arrigo.
70' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Henry Hore replaces Rahmat Akbari.
70' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Jez Lofthouse replaces Luke Ivanovic.
82' Substitution, Adelaide United. Mohamed Toure replaces Ben Halloran.
82' Substitution, Adelaide United. Nicholas Ansell replaces Joshua Cavallo.
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