The White Storm 2 Trailer - Andy Lauโ€™s first film in almost two years, also stars Louis Koo and Michael Miu youtube.com/watch?v=bTsMTโ€ฆ
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Trailer for Hong Kong's the White Storm 2: Drug Lords (July 2019), starring Andy Lau, Louis Koo and Michael Miu youtube.com/watch?v=0AQWJโ€ฆ
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[Art] Michael Vega (AKA Miu / Cookingpeach) had furry variations of the Grumps in his latest comic
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Black Friday/Cyber Monday Sale Megathread

Well, it's that time of the year again...! Black Friday is this Friday 26 November, but many stores have already gotten started early so it's time to get our megathread up and running :)

Big thank you to u/mangoes4daze who got us started with their Black Friday Sales thread, and u/SamStillReading who shared more Black Friday deals here!

If you'd like to see whether a store you're interested in might offer a discount, or what offers you can expect, you can refer to our Black Friday/Cyber Monday megathreads from 2020 here: Part 1, Part 2.

This will be the dedicated thread for all Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale info from now until next Tuesday. Please share any sale deals that you come across (including sale dates if possible), your tips for getting the best deal, and what youโ€™re buying (if anything)!

This post will be regularly updated to add deals shared within the comments. Sort by โ€œnewโ€ as well to see all the latest comments. :)

Apologies in advance for any errors - please check sites for exclusions, T&Cs, end dates, etc., and do your own research and time zone conversions before purchasing. Please comment if you notice anything wrong and we'll fix it.

Thanks u/Octoember for this reminder also:

#USPS ARE CURRENTLY NOT SHIPPING PACKAGES TO AUSTRALIA! Please check which shipping company is used before buying from the US.

More info/discussion on the USPS temporary suspension of Priority Mail International shipments to Australia: here, here & here.


Multi-brand Stores

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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[SELL] NEW ITEMS ADDED // Chanel, Rituel de Fille, COSRX, Frankies Bikinis, Ere Perez, Eye of Horus, The Ordinary, Jo Malone, Amouage, and more!

Hi everyone! I have added some new items and lowered the price of most items. Feel free to ask any questions about products and/or pricing.

BNIB are never opened unless specified.

SHIPPING:

- Tracked postage is $9.50 for purchases that fits in a small satchel or box up to 500g. For smaller and larger packages, I will calculate the price.

PAYMENT:

- Payment by PayPal Friends and Family payment is preferred.

- Payment with Goods and Services will involve additional fee.

All items will be sanitised before posting.

Samples with purchases over $20.

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Luma On the Glow Highlighter Brand new, sealed $15 [$29.95]
Rituel de Fille Inner Glow Creme Pigment in Lovesick BNIB $20 [$41]
Spectrum Pinch Pot Balm Blush in Playful BNIB $12 [$32 on Spectrum site]
Virtue Volumize & Thicken Deluxe Mini Set BNIB $10 [No RRP]
COSRX Centella Blemish Cream Used once with a spatula, expires 09/03/2023 $5 $8 [bought for around $25 on iHerb]
Niche Fragrance Sample Set Pear Inc., Gris Charnel, Cedarise, Absinthe Brand New $8
Michael Kors Wonderlust edp 4ml BNIB $4
Jimmy Choo Fever edp 4.5ml BNIB $4
Frankies Bikinis Glow Tint in Sun Baby BNIB, has been opened $19 $23 [$41.64 on Revolve]
La Bouche Rouge x Elsa Hosk Le Nude Elsa refill (Matte finish, 97% natural, Cool Pink), Cardboard packaging can function as a case Brand new $40 $45 (refills are $71.28 AUD on Cult Beauty)
Lanolips Lemonaid Lip Treatment BNIB $9 [RRP $16.95]
Spectrum Makeup Brush Laundrette Towel Taken out of bag to look at, but never used. $14 $16 [$29.95]

MAKEUP

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Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Freeze BNIB $25 [RRP $40]
Lash Brag Mascara 2.5ml [2] BNIB $3 $4 [RRP $22 for 5ml]
Dipbrow Gel Mini in Dark Brown 1.1g BNIB $2 $3 [RRP $17 for 2.2g]
Be.Coyote Loose Mineral Foundation in MF02 BNIB $15 $20 [RRP $55]
Benefit GALifornia Blush Mini 2.5g [2] Brand new $10 $15 [RRP $29]
The PORE
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E or รŸ?
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Myer 20% off beauty sale tomorrow!

Edit: list of brands (have left out a few with only one included item):

  • Aerin

  • Alpha-H

  • Aramis

  • Benefit

  • Bobbi Brown

  • Burberry

  • Bvlgari

  • Calvin Klein

  • Charles and Lee

  • Chi Chi

  • Chloe

  • Clinique

  • Coach

  • Coco and Eve

  • Dior

  • Dolce and Gabbana Fragrance

  • Elizabeth Arden

  • Estee Lauder

  • Filorga

  • Foreo

  • Gilly Goat

  • Giorgio Armani

  • Givenchy

  • Hugo Boss

  • In Essence

  • Inika

  • Issey Miyake

  • Jean Paul Gaultier

  • Jimmy Choo

  • Jo Malone

  • Lancome

  • MAC

  • Marc Jacobs

  • Michael Kors

  • Missoni

  • Miu Miu

  • Narciso Rodriguez

  • Neogen

  • OPI

  • Organik Botanik

  • Paco Rabanne

  • Palm Beach

  • Philosophy

  • Raww

  • Revlon

  • Roberto Cavalli

  • Sand and Sky

  • Simplicite

  • Sohum

  • Tom Ford

  • Tommy Hilfiger

  • Tony Bianco

  • True Home

  • Versace

  • Vida Glow

  • Wavertree and London

  • YSL

Got the email from Myer, presuming it's like before, it's one day only and you need to be a Myer one member.

There isn't a complete list of brands yet, it includes Estee Lauder, Clinique, Jo Malone, Tom Ford, MAC and more.

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A queen size statement.
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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For Gotham
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The Ancient Romans II
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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My husband said our infant son could microwave...

And then shook his arm really fast.

(True story, please groan with me.)

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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Naan-negotiable
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School Was Clothed
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