Well, it's that time of the year again...! Black Friday is this Friday 26 November, but many stores have already gotten started early so it's time to get our megathread up and running :)
Big thank you to u/mangoes4daze who got us started with their Black Friday Sales thread, and u/SamStillReading who shared more Black Friday deals here!
If you'd like to see whether a store you're interested in might offer a discount, or what offers you can expect, you can refer to our Black Friday/Cyber Monday megathreads from 2020 here: Part 1, Part 2.
This will be the dedicated thread for all Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale info from now until next Tuesday. Please share any sale deals that you come across (including sale dates if possible), your tips for getting the best deal, and what youโre buying (if anything)!
This post will be regularly updated to add deals shared within the comments. Sort by โnewโ as well to see all the latest comments. :)
Apologies in advance for any errors - please check sites for exclusions, T&Cs, end dates, etc., and do your own research and time zone conversions before purchasing. Please comment if you notice anything wrong and we'll fix it.
Thanks u/Octoember for this reminder also:
#USPS ARE CURRENTLY NOT SHIPPING PACKAGES TO AUSTRALIA! Please check which shipping company is used before buying from the US.
More info/discussion on the USPS temporary suspension of Priority Mail International shipments to Australia: here, here & here.
Multi-brand Stores
- Adore Beauty: Up to 40% off selected brands & products. MAKEUP: 40% off Essie, Heir Atelier, Iconic London, Inika, L'Oreal Paris, Maybelline & Nude by Nature. 25% off Real Techniques. 20% off Benefit, Bobbi Brown, Estee Lauder, Lancome, MAC, MUF
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Hi everyone! I have added some new items and lowered the price of most items. Feel free to ask any questions about products and/or pricing.
BNIB are never opened unless specified.
SHIPPING:
- Tracked postage is $9.50 for purchases that fits in a small satchel or box up to 500g. For smaller and larger packages, I will calculate the price.
PAYMENT:
- Payment by PayPal Friends and Family payment is preferred.
- Payment with Goods and Services will involve additional fee.
All items will be sanitised before posting.
Samples with purchases over $20.
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NEW ADDITIONS
| Brand | Item [no. available] | Condition | Price [RRP] |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bumble and bumble | Bb pret-a-powder | 1/3 left (I don't use dry shampoo anymore) | Free |
| Chanel | Rouge Coco Flash in Bohรจme 91 | Brand new, never opened, no box | $25 [$58] |
| Luma | On the Glow Highlighter | Brand new, sealed | $15 [$29.95] |
| Rituel de Fille | Inner Glow Creme Pigment in Lovesick | BNIB | $20 [$41] |
| Spectrum | Pinch Pot Balm Blush in Playful | BNIB | $12 [$32 on Spectrum site] |
| Virtue | Volumize & Thicken Deluxe Mini Set | BNIB | $10 [No RRP] |
| COSRX | Centella Blemish Cream | Used once with a spatula, expires 09/03/2023 | $5 |
| Michael Kors | Wonderlust edp 4ml | BNIB | $4 |
| Frankies Bikinis | Glow Tint in Sun Baby | BNIB, has been opened | $19 |
| La Bouche Rouge x Elsa Hosk | Le Nude Elsa refill (Matte finish, 97% natural, Cool Pink), Cardboard packaging can function as a case | Brand new | $40 |
| Spectrum | Makeup Brush Laundrette Towel | Taken out of bag to look at, but never used. | $14 |
MAKEUP
| Brand | Item [no. available] | Condition | Price [RRP] |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lash Brag Mascara 2.5ml [2] | BNIB | $3 |
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| Dipbrow Gel Mini in Dark Brown 1.1g | BNIB | $2 |
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| Be.Coyote | Loose Mineral Foundation in MF02 | BNIB | $15 |
| Benefit | GALifornia Blush Mini 2.5g [2] | Brand new | $10 |
| The PORE |
Edit: list of brands (have left out a few with only one included item):
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Aerin
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Alpha-H
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Aramis
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Benefit
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Bobbi Brown
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Burberry
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Bvlgari
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Calvin Klein
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Charles and Lee
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Chi Chi
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Chloe
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Clinique
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Coach
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Coco and Eve
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Dior
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Dolce and Gabbana Fragrance
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Elizabeth Arden
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Estee Lauder
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Filorga
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Foreo
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Gilly Goat
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Giorgio Armani
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Givenchy
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Hugo Boss
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In Essence
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Inika
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Issey Miyake
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Jean Paul Gaultier
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Jimmy Choo
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Jo Malone
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Lancome
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MAC
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Marc Jacobs
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Michael Kors
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Missoni
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Miu Miu
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Narciso Rodriguez
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Neogen
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OPI
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Organik Botanik
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Paco Rabanne
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Palm Beach
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Philosophy
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Raww
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Revlon
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Roberto Cavalli
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Sand and Sky
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Simplicite
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Sohum
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Tom Ford
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Tommy Hilfiger
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Tony Bianco
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True Home
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Versace
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Vida Glow
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Wavertree and London
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YSL
Got the email from Myer, presuming it's like before, it's one day only and you need to be a Myer one member.
There isn't a complete list of brands yet, it includes Estee Lauder, Clinique, Jo Malone, Tom Ford, MAC and more.
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
There hasn't been a post all year!
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
