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#FT: Deportivo Táchira 2-1 Internacional
Deportivo Táchira scorers: Nelson Hernández (77'), Maurice Cova (86' PEN)
Internacional scorers: Thiago Galhardo (52' PEN)
Venue: Estadio Pueblo Nuevo
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Deportivo Táchira
Christopher Varela, Lucas Trejo, Carlos Vivas, Francisco Flores, José Luis Granados, Pablo Camacho, Edgar Pérez Greco (Nelson Hernández), Freddy Góndola (Yerson Chacón), Maurice Cova, Lucas Gómez (Douglar Angarita), Michael Covea (Yeferson Velasco).
Subs: Jesus Quintero, David Zalzman, Marlon Fernández, Diego Valdés, Carlos Ramos, Edson Tortolero, Naicol Contreras, Cristian Meleán.
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Internacional
Marcelo Lomba, Víctor Cuesta, José Gabriel, Moisés, Renzo Saravia (Rodinei), Taison (Edenilson), Rodrigo Dourado (Rodrigo Lindoso), Nonato (Bruno Conceicão), Thiago Galhardo, Yuri Alberto, Marcos Guilherme (Mauricio).
Subs: Carlos Palacios, Daniel, Lucas Ribeiro Dos Santos, Johnny, Leonardo Borges, Caio, Vitor Hugo.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
28' Rodrigo Dourado Yellow Card
44' Renzo Saravia (Internacional) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
51' José Luis Granados (Deportivo Táchira) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
52' Thiago Galhardo Penalty - Scored
58' Substitution, Internacional. Mauricio replaces Marcos Guilherme.
59' Substitution, Internacional. Rodinei replaces Renzo Saravia.
61' Substitution, Deportivo Táchira. Nelson Hernández replaces Edgar Pérez Greco.
61' Thiago Galhardo (Internacional) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
63' Michael Covea (Deportivo Táchira) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
69' Substitution, Internacional. Praxedes replaces Nonato.
73' Substitution, Deportivo Táchira. Douglar Angarita replaces Lucas Gómez.
... keep reading on reddit ➡SÃO PAULO X INTERNACIONAL
Local: Estádio do Morumbi, em São Paulo (SP)
Data e Horário: 20 de janeiro de 2021 (quarta-feira), às 21h30
Árbitro: Marcelo de Lima Henrique (RJ)
Assistentes: Rodrigo Figueiredo Henrique Correa (RJ) e Michael Correia (RJ)
VAR: Rodrigo Nunes de Sá (RJ)
SÃO PAULO: Volpi; Juanfran, Bruno Alves, Arboleda, Léo; Luan, Daniel Alves, Gabriel Sara e Tchê Tchê; Brenner e Luciano. Técnico: Fernando Diniz.
INTERNACIONAL: Marcelo Lomba; Rodinei, Lucas Ribeiro, Víctor Cuesta e Moisés; Rodrigo Dourado, Edenilson, Patrick, Praxedes e Caio Vidal; Yuri Alberto. Técnico: Abel Braga.
#[Jupiler Pro League - 2020/2021] #PST: Genk --- Anderlecht
Match Info:
Date: May 12, 2021
Time: 20:45 (Europe/Brussels)
Venue: Luminus Arena
Recent form
Genk: WWLWWD
Anderlecht: DWWWWD
Lineups:
Genk - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Maarten Vandevoordt, Daniel Muñoz, Carlos Cuesta, Jhon Lucumi, Gerardo Arteaga, Bryan Heynen, Patrik Hrošovský, Junya Ito, Kristian Thorstvedt, Theo Bongonda, Paul Onuachu
Substitutes: Tobe Leysen, Mark McKenzie, Ángelo Preciado, Jere Uronen, Kouassi Eboue, Luca Oyen, Jay-Dee Geusens, Bastien Toma, Cyriel Dessers
Coach: J. van den Brom
Anderlecht - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Bart Verbruggen, Michael Murillo, Matthew Miazga, Killian Sardella, Bogdan Mykhaylichenko, Josh Cullen, Albert Sambi Lokonga, Majeed Ashimeru, Yari Verschaeren, Anouar Ait El Hadj, Lukas Nmecha
Substitutes: Warner Hahn, Timon Wellenreuther, Elias Cobbaut, Zeno Debast, Kristian Fredrik Malt Arnstad, Adrien Trebel, Francis Amuzu, Jacob Bruun Larsen, Dauda Mohammed, Paul Omo Mukairu
Coach: V. Kompany
Match Stats:
| Genk | - - - | Anderlecht |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Ball Possession | 0 |
| 0 | Total Shots | 0 |
| 0 | Shots On Target | 0 |
| 0 | Shots Off Target | 0 |
| 0 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
| 0 | Shots Inside Box | 0 |
| 0 | Shots Outside Box | 0 |
| 0 | Corner Kicks | 0 |
| 0 | Offsides | 0 |
| 0 | Fouls | 0 |
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
| 0 | Passes | 0 |
| 0 (0) | Accurate Passes | 0 (0) |
Match events
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Corinthians
Quem chegou: John Kléber (Ponte Preta), Carlão (Náutico)
Quem saiu: André Luís (Atlético-GO), Walter (Cuiabá), Jonathan Cafu (Cuiabá), Ederson (Fortaleza), Rodrigo Fernandes (Boavista-RJ), Fabricio Oya (Torpedo Zhodino-BLR), Cazares (Fluminense), Michel Macedo (Juventude), Everaldo (Sport)
Quem pode vir: Alef Manga (Volta Redonda), Elias (sem clube), Rodriguinho (Bahia), Claudinho (Red Bull Bragantino)
Quem pode sair: Matheus Jesus (Juventude), Fessin (Fortaleza), Matheus Alexandre (Cruzeiro), Jemerson (Atlético-MG ou Porto)
Palmeiras
Quem chegou: Danilo Barbosa (Nice), Thalys (CRB), Kauã (Novorizontino)
Quem saiu: Fabrício (Bahia), Marcio (Jacuipense)
Quem pode vir: Ademir (América-MG), Eduard Atuesta (Los Angeles FC), Valentín Castellanos (New York City), Patrick (Internacional)
Quem pode sair: Gabriel Verón (Manchester City ou Manchester United), Wesley (Manchester City), Willian (Fluminense ou Internacional), Rony (Ajax), Gabriel Menino (Juventus e Chelsea), Matias Viña (Milan), Raphael Veiga (futebol russo), Lucas Lima (Inter Miami), Felipe Melo (Internacional ou Boca Juniors)
Santos
Quem chegou: Ninguém
Quem saiu: Arthur Gomes (Atlético-GO), Láercio (Chapecoense), Wagner Leonardo (Náutico), Sabino (Sport), Fernando Pileggi (Santa Cruz), Caio Mota (Cuiabá), Soteldo (Toronto FC)
Quem pode vir: Andrey (Vasco), Lisandro López (Boca Juniors), Yeison Guzmán (Envigado)
Quem pode sair: Luiz Felipe (Chapecoense ou Juventude), Kaiky (Ajax), Kaiky (Arsenal ou Ajax), Kaio Jorge (Lazio ou Juventus)
São Paulo
Quem chegou: Luis Orejuela (Cruzeiro), Martín Benítez (Vasco), Miranda (sem clube), Bruno Rodrigues (Ponte Preta), Éder (Jiangsu Suning), William (Toluca)
Quem saiu: Santiago Tréllez (Sport), Toró (Sport), Jean (Cerro Porteño), Tchê Tchê (Atlético-MG), Matheus Vieira (Cruzeiro), Kaylan (Próspera)
Quem pode vir: Alan Franco (Independiente), Adonis Frías (Defensa y Justicia), Alan Franco (Atlético-MG)
Quem pode sair: Gabriel Novaes (Red Bull Bragantino), Helinho (Red Bull Bragantino), Igor Gomes (futebol europeu), Paulinho (Cruzeiro)
Red Bull Bragantino
Quem chegou: Jadsom (Cruzeiro), Maycon (Santa Cruz), Natan (Flamengo), Pedrinho (Athletico), Luis Phelipe (Red Bull Salzburg), Guilherme (Red Bull Brasil)
Quem saiu: Uilliam Corrêa (Cuiabá), Matheus Peixoto (Juventude), Morato (Vasco), Victor Hugo (Gama), Thonny Anderson (Bahia)
Quem pode vir: Gabriel Novaes (São Paulo), Dedé (sem clube)
Quem pode sair: Claudinho (Sporting, Aj
... keep reading on reddit ➡A1:
PELOTAS = Thiago Rosa, Mauricio Moraes, Wendel Lomar
ESPORTIVO = Rafael Dumas, Michael, Samuel Balbino (esses dois últimos, laterais), Mateus Santana (volante).
NOVO HAMBURGO = Rennan (lateral), Marcão, Matheus Bertotto (volante)
GE BRASIL = João Siqueira, Heverton (veterano), Felipe Saturnino, Igor Miranda (os dois últimos, laterais).
SÃO LUIZ = Jadson, Gustavo Marins (poucas infos, aparenta ser canhoto), Gabriel Araújo (lateral), Germano(lateral e volante). Veterano: Márcio Goiano (lateral).
AIMORÉ = Lucas Sampaio (lateral). Outros zagueiros não tem infos sobre.
SÃO JOSÉ = Victor Salinas
YPIRANGA = Patrick Borges, Jonathan (lateral)
CAXIAS = Henrique, Bruno Ré (lateral), Juliano (volante). Veteranos: Thiago Sales, Eduardo Diniz (lateral ambidestro)
JUVENTUDE = Rafael Forster, Alyson (lateral).
*Destaco 2 volantes que PODERIAM jogar de zagueiros, mas duvido muito: [Matheus Jesus](https://www.s
I would have a daughter
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
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--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
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She said how do you know he was headed to work?
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Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
I said, “That makes two of us.”
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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