How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
I was sitting at a red light with my family, when all of a sudden I said "Look, son! A super hero!"
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
What do you call a red-headed ninja?
A ginja!
(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
What do you get when you mix a penis, potato & a boat?
I thought I had a foolproof method for high stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors...
... Now I'm losing money hand over fist!
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!
I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
I know a baker who has red hair.
He was the original ginger bread man.
What's red and invisible?
Long live Rudolph the red
100% effective method to not go to jail
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
Pete & Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?
Repeat.
Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?
Repeat….?
Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?…
My grandpa’s favorite joke. (Peter 5)
What burns longer; a red candle or a blue candle?
Neither; they both burn shorter!
The police caught the teflon thief red-handed
And yet, the prosecution couldn't make the charges stick
Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?
My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten.
reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
I just heard that Snap, Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger and Capn Crunch have all been killed.
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
Getting one dose of Pfizer & one dose of Moderna is called a
I red a joke about colors once.
Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
What's blue and smells like red paint?
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What did the green light say to the red light?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Why do people Say Red It?
Because people use Reddit.
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
What is red and bad for your teeth?
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