You hope to avoid crop tops and cutoffs.
“what does it meme?”
...You`re beating a dead monkey.
“No. No. This car go road.”
(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)
Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.
People who keep posting a meme or text or shower thought with different images as a REAction and then terming it as OP , are REAct POSTS
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Why do prisoners hate computers?
The escape key never works.
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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game
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How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
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Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
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Can February March? No but April may.
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Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.
[Insert minion meme]
A bad romance starts with rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah ro mah mah ga ga oh la la.
Got the joke from r/memes
"I just cashed you inside, how bow dah?"
<She was not impressed with my meme knowledge.>
Paul Ryan is running for president. But after this, he'll be Paul Cryan.
His favorite color is Paul Cyan
He is Paul Tryan to become president
This post will make him Paul Diean
He read history about the Paul Mayan
On a plane, he is Paul Flyan
In Russia, he is Paul Spyan
He goes to the Maul Ryan
To go Paul Buyan
His favorite spice is Paul Cayenne
When he stares, heis Paul Eyean
For breakfast, he is Paul Fryan
On stilts, he is Paul Giant
When in trouble, he starts Paul Liean
When he watches memes, he is Lol Ryan.
His favorite is Paul Nyan
For dessert, he has Paul Piean
At this point, Im Paul Sighan
When he has rope, he is Paul Tiean
When curious, he is Paul Whyan
Or Paul Pryan
His new game is Ball Ryan
On the phone, he is Call Ryan
His daughter plays with Doll Ryan
When he trips, he is Fall Ryan
His house is the Ryan Hall
Again on stilts, he is Tall Ryan
His house has a Wall Ryan
Down south, you are Yall Ryan
When he makes bread, it is Paul Rysan
On a horse, he is Paul Ridan
In a fight, he is Brawl Ryan
When he loses he is Crawl Ryan
Or dead
When moving he uses a U-Haul Ryan
In the bathroom, he is Stall Ryan
I had a list with A LOT more. Help in diese comments!
EDIT: If he wins the election, he's Mr. President
