The driver blamed it on the rocky road
The whole area is coned off.
it has a bit of veneer missing.
I have a eerie feeling about it.
It’s a turtle disaster.
...do they have to put out cones ?
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
I said I know where to rent the van but they had to find the passengers themselves.
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
Police said he'd topped himself
did they bust a move?
White Vans
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
Because they make people vanish. NOW GET INSIDE!
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
...it was für Elise
White vans
White vans
A student told me that today!
Also, thank you to this community! I get a lot of great material for my Joke of the Day and it has helped me connect with my students through distance learning.
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
he said "hmm, he rings a bell"
and I said "No, he played guitar"
Vans
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
Rut Road
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
Well, not irresponsible.
Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.
They were all ear-regular.
Asymmetry
Police believe he tried to top himself.
He was only half listening.
It was a near turtle disaster.
It was a turtle disaster!
