Looking for a copy of BFG by Melissa Mathison. And a copy of Catch Me If You Can, I'm analysing the opening 10 pages of scripts directed by Spielberg to better understand a bit more about pacing and character introductions.

#Please Note: This post is no longer being updated

#An updated version will be posted after the Loki finale

Updates & Additions

• Updates since the Last Post
• Trailer for Assembled: The Making of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier added and removed following its release (29/04/21)
• Shang-Chi "Link" section updated (29/04/21)
• Black Panther II and Captain Marvel 2 titles changed (03/05/21)
• Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantamania and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 release dates added (03/05/21)
• Ms. Marvel and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever "Links" section updated (03/05/21)
• Title Treatment links added for relevant project (03/05/21)
• Order of projects reshuffled (03/05/21)
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Filming Status Updated (03/05/21)
• Eternals Sizzle Reel added and removed following the Teaser Trailer's release (03/05/21)
• Loki Release Date Updated (05/05/21)
• Dates added in "Updates and Additions" for clarity (05/05/21)
• Ms. Marvel minor casting update (05/05/21)
• Order of projects switched (05/05/21)
• GOTGs Filming Date Updated (12/05/21)
• Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Cast List Updated (12/05/21)
• What If? Release Date Updated (14/05/21)
• Secret Invasion Crew & Cast List Updated (15/05/21)
• New Legends Episodes & Release Date Added (19/05/21)
• Ant-Man 3 Filming Status Updated (21/05/21)
• Minor Spider-Man 3 Casting Updated (23/05/21)
• Teaser Trailer for Eternals added (24/05/21)
• Casting List for Eternals rearranged to match poster (24/05/21)
• What If? Release Date Updated (02/06/21)
• GOTG Vol 3. Production Date Updated (06/06/2021)
• Ms. Marvel minor cast list update (07/06/2021)

#Legends

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff (8th January)
• Vision (8th January)
• Falcon (5th March)
• The Winter Soldier (5th March)
• Sharon Carter (12th March)
• Baron Zemo (12th March)
• Loki

Based on my own personal opinion

The writers:

E.t the Extraterrestrial: Melissa Mathison

Fanny and Alexander: Ingmar Bergman

Beverly Hills Cop: Screenplay by Daniel Petrie Jr. Story by Danilo Bach and Petrie

The Purple Rose of Cairo: Woody Allen

Platoon: Oliver Stone

Broadcast News: James L. Brooks

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"  or "Who will protect us from our protectors?" -- Roman poet Juvenal

"Everything is permitted the hero." -- Jean Paul Sartre

There was a recent discussion on FDS about abusers who initially play the role of rescuer and "champion of women's rights" when courting new victims. This called my attention to a recent rash of news coverage of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, two actors I'd never otherwise had much interest in. Fisher sometimes seemed snipey to other women and Ford's "baffled integrity" act is cloying. But the drama involving them illustrates a few important things that I'm passionate about.

As the story goes, during the filming of Star Wars, 19 yo Carrie Fisher was "rescued" by married, 33 yo Ford when a crew member nearly abducted a very drunk and disoriented Fisher from a production party. Ford then left the party with and had sex with Fisher-- who's own famous father had cheated on and abandoned Fisher's famous mother. Fisher dreamed of marrying the actor but the affair soon ended. Ford's first wife shortly divorced Ford. Ford went on to embark on two progressively age gapped marriages and a career of leading man roles involving age gap love interests in which he generally emits cloying baffled integrity.

Ford's health seems to be pretty good and he's "spry" for his age. His first wife developed MS following the divorce from Ford. His second wife, E.T. screenwriter and activist Melissa Mathison, lost her battle with cancer and died shortly after Ford's third marriage to Calista Flockhart. Fisher died with cocaine, MDNA, morphine and heroin in her system, addictions that reportedly began during the filming of Star Wars.

There are some classic themes in the celeb saga. One is how many abused, betrayed and mistreated women seem to develop MS and cancer, not to mention suffering higher rates of substance addiction following trauma. Scary topic with science behind it. Secondly there's the issue of what Holocaust survivor and historian Primo Levi calls the "gray zone" of victims who repeatedly participate in and abet perpetrators in the victimization of others, drawn from his observation of death camp "kapos" --prisoners who would inform on and persecute other prisoners as a means of groveling for scraps and amnesty. Fisher had a history of betraying female friends in competition for men though, as Levi powerfully argues regarding kapos, this cannot be used to blur the lines between victims and victimizer

Phil

Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!

Wife: No you're not.

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

Well, toucan play at that game.

Argon does not react.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

#Please Note: Much of this is now out-of-date information, I have uploaded a more up-to-date post

#Legends - January 8th 2021

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff (8th January)
• Vision (8th January)
• Falcon (5th March)
• The Winter Soldier (5th March)
• Sharon Carter (12th March)
• Baron Zemo (12th March)

#Wandavision - January 15th 2021 - 9 Episodes

##Synopsis

The very first Marvel Studios series on Disney+, and the first content of Phase 4. With 9 episodes, this series explores the powers and capabilities of two of the most powerful heroes of the MCU, exploring their relationship and new marriage through the medium of various sitcoms throughout the decades, as well as dealing with Vision's sentience, after being killed when Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, only to be brought back to life by Thanos by the Time Stone and killed again when Thanos ripped the Mind Stone from his head.

##Links

Following directly on from Avengers: Endgame, the series pulls in characters from all over the MCU, specifically Darcy Lewis from Thor and Thor: The Dark World, Jimmy Woo from Ant-Man and The Wasp and Monica Rambeau from Captain Marvel .

Elizabeth Olsen will transition from this series into >!Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!<, while Monica Rambeau will go from this series into >!Captain Marvel 2!<.

##Crew

Director: Matt Shakman (The Boys, Game of Thrones)

Cinematographer: Jess Hall (Hot Fuzz, 30 Minutes or Less)

Head Writer: Jac Schaeffer (Black Widow, The Hustle)

##Cast

• Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch)
• Paul Bettany (The Vision)
• Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis)
• Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)
• Randall Park (Jimmy Woo)
• Kathryn Hahn (Agnes)
• Fred Melamed (Arthur Heart)
• Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Heart)
• Jolene Purdy (Undisclosed Role Isabel Matsueida/Beverly)
• Asif Ali (Undisclosed Role Abilash Tandon/Norm)
• Emma Claufield (Undisclosed Role Dottie Jones)

#Assembled

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new sh

#Legends - January 8th 2021

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff (8th January)
• Vision (8th January)
• Falcon (5th March)
• The Winter Soldier (5th March)
• Sharon Carter (12th March)
• Baron Zemo (12th March)

#Wandavision - January 15th 2021 - 9 Episodes

##Synopsis

The very first Marvel Studios series on Disney+, and the first content of Phase 4. With 9 episodes, this series explores the powers and capabilities of two of the most powerful heroes of the MCU, exploring their relationship and new marriage through the medium of various sitcoms throughout the decades, as well as dealing with Vision's sentience, after being killed when Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, only to be brought back to life by Thanos by the Time Stone and killed again when Thanos ripped the Mind Stone from his head.

##Links

Following directly on from Avengers: Endgame, the series pulls in characters from all over the MCU, specifically Darcy Lewis from Thor and Thor: The Dark World, Jimmy Woo from Ant-Man and The Wasp and Monica Rambeau from Captain Marvel .

Elizabeth Olsen will transition from this series into >!Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!<, while Monica Rambeau will go from this series into >!Captain Marvel 2!<.

##Crew

Director: Matt Shakman (The Boys, Game of Thrones)

Cinematographer: Jess Hall (Hot Fuzz, 30 Minutes or Less)

Head Writer: Jac Schaeffer (Black Widow, The Hustle)

##Cast

• Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch)
• Paul Bettany (The Vision)
• Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis)
• Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)
• Randall Park (Jimmy Woo)
• Kathryn Hahn (Agnes)
• Fred Melamed (Arthur Heart)
• Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Heart)
• Jolene Purdy (Undisclosed Role Isabel Matsueida/Beverly)
• Asif Ali (Undisclosed Role Abilash Tandon/Norm)
• Emma Claufield (Undisclosed Role Dottie Jones)

#Assembled

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases

##Episodes

• The Making of WandaVision (Friday 12th March)
• The Making of >!The Falcon and the Winter Soldier!<
• The Making of >!Black Widow!<
• The Making of >!Loki!<
• The Making of >!Hawkeye!&l