A list of puns related to "Medical Support Officer"
All of Air Force healthcare if a fucking nightmare trainwreck, and it's 100% because of all of you dumb fucks. I can't get a single appointment to fix any of the 43 problems wrong with my body, because you retards choose every dependa and her snot shooting kid, and every fucking near death scooter-in-commissary driving retiree, and seemingly literally all fucking stray animals as a priority over enlisted service members. My entire flight of 20+ people is basically dying a slow and painful death due to some ailment that they can't get a fucking 2 minute appointment for to be seen and treated. Enlisted Jesus Christ, I will take a fucking .001 nanogram pill of ibuprofen at this point, if it means getting a fucking medical doctor to look at my broken and battered flesh for 5 seconds. I will drag my nut-sack over 3 miles of broken glass uphill right now if it means being able to get a medical doctor to give me a medical assessment via a Vietnam era two-way radio.
You guys are still not as bad as finance, but fuck me you guys are giving them a run for it. You dumb fucks make the perfect argument on why poor people should never be allowed access to free and "available" healthcare, because you are unable to cope with any sizeable amount of patients beyond 2, maybe 3, at any given a day. You expect people to show up 15 minutes prior, and in some instances HALF A FUCKING HOUR EARLY SO THAT I CAN BE SEEN 3 HOURS AFTER MY ORIGINAL APPOINTMENT TIME, but I digress,
I don't even want an explanation, I just want a fucking appointment that is not 4 to 6 months from now. I wish I was exaggerating, I really and truly do. Please do us all a fucking favor and call the god damn continuous process improvement emergency super hero hotline or some shit to fix whatever busted ass bullshit is going on with your appointment system. There probably isn't even a CPI belt color for the amount of fuckery you guys need to fix for that, but just FUCKING TRY to make it better. And don't use Corona or OAR/OAW as an excuse either, just fucking don't. The rest of the Air Force has been living in brutally high ops tempos since 1947, and it's about time you fucking get your taste of it as well, because this shit isn't fucking going away anytime soon. Just ask any of the maintainers about ops tempos, they've been eating shit ever since the Korean War.
When double-clicking on Holographic Julian Bashir from the Medical Giveaway Pack:
> Unable to use faction appropriate medical support science officer. No Rewards Generated. You have reached the limit of officers you can have of this type.
I've checked my roster twice - I have ZERO Julian Bashir holograms on my bridge crew. I have zero Julian Bashir boxes in my bank and account bank. I have three open bridge crew slots on this character and have spare slots in my candidate roster. What am I missing?
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VCH Chief Medical Health Officer Dr Daly:
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BREAKING: Several Announcements from Ontario Chief Medical Officer of Health Dr. Kieran Moore (YourTV Kingston)
Updated Testing and Isolation Guidelines
Effective December 31, publicly-funded PCR testing will be available only for high-risk individuals who are symptomatic and/or are at risk of severe illness from COVID-19, including for the purposes of confirming a COVID-19 diagnosis to begin treatment, and workers and residents in the highest risk settings, as well as vulnerable populations. Members of the general public with mild symptoms are asked not to seek testing. In addition, most individuals with a positive result from a rapid antigen test will no longer be required or encouraged to get a confirmatory PCR or rapid molecular test.
Ontario is also changing the required isolation period based on growing evidence that generally healthy people with COVID-19 are most infectious in the two days before and three days after symptoms develop. Individuals with COVID-19 who are vaccinated, as well as children under 12, will be required to isolate for five days following the onset of symptoms. Their household contacts are also required to isolate with them. These individuals can end isolation after five days if their symptoms are improved for at least 24 hours and all public health and safety measures, such as masking and physical distancing, are followed. Non-household contacts are required to self-monitor for ten days.
Individuals who are unvaccinated, partially vaccinated or immunocompromised will be required to isolate for 10 days. While individuals who work or live in high-risk health care settings are recommended to return to work after 10 days from their last exposure or symptom onset or from their date of diagnosis, to ensure sufficient staffing levels workers will have the opportunity to return to work after isolating for seven days with negative PCR or rapid antigen test results, which will be provided by the province through the health care setting.
Return to Class Following the Winter Break
Students are set to return to schools on January 5, 2022 for school boards previously scheduled to return on January 3 to provide schools additional time to prepare for the public health measures announced today. The following additional measures will help ensure safer schools and protect in-person learning:
β’ Updating the COVID-19 school and child care screener ahead of the return to school on January 5 and asking students, parents and staff for rigorou
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