My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
Happened last night
Right before I had to go sleep, me and my wife's mutual friend posted something on social media about her first time wearing cropped hair.
ME: So she has cornrows?
WIFE: What? No, that's totally different.
ME: But that's a crop, right?
WIFE: ... go to bed.
Why can't Matthew McConaughey make left turns?
Because he's all-right, all-right, all-right.
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