Max Johnston Puns

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#TRACKLIST

1. Dawn FM [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

2. Gasoline [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

3. How Do I Make You Love Me? [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

4. Take My Breath [prod. The Weeknd, Max Martin & Oscar Holter]

5. Sacrifice [prod. The Weeknd, Swedish House Mafia, Max Martin & Oscar Holter]

6. A Tale By Quincy [prod. The Weeknd, OPN, Jeff Gitty & Max Martin]

7. Out of Time [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

8. Here We Go … Again (feat. Tyler, The Creator) [prod. The Weeknd, Rex Kudo, Bruce Johnston, Brian Kennedy, Charlie Coffeen & Benny Bock]

9. Best Friends [prod. The Weeknd & DaHeala]

10. Is There Someone Else? [prod. The Weeknd, Tommy Brown, Peter Lee Johnson & OPN]

11. Starry Eyes [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

12. Every Angel is Terrifying [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

13. Don’t Break My Heart [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

14. I Heard You’re Married (feat. Lil Wayne) [prod. The Weeknd & Calvin Harris]

15. Less Than Zero [prod. The Weeknd, Max Martin & Oscar Holter]

16. Phantom Regret by Jim [prod. The Weeknd & OPN]

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Apple Music | Spotify | Multilink

Tracklist:

1. Dawn FM
2. Gasoline
3. How Do I Make You Love Me?
4. Take My Breath
5. Sacrifice
6. A Tale by Quincy
7. Out of Time
8. Here We Go... Again (feat. Tyler, The Creator)
9. Best Friends
10. Is There Someone Else?
11. Starry Eyes
12. Every Angel is Terrifying
13. Don't Break My Heart
14. I Heard You're Married (feat. Lil Wayne)
15. Less Than Zero
16. Phantom Regret by Jim

Executive produced by The Weeknd and Oneothrix Point Never. Appearances by Jim Carrey [tracks #1, #7, #12, #16] and Quincy Jones [track #6]. Additional writing and production by Swedish House Mafia [tracks #3, #5], Max Martin [tracks #4-6, #15], Oscar Holter [tracks #3, #5, #15], Calvin Harris [track #14], Jeff Gitty [track #6], Rex Kudo, Bruce Johnston, Brian Kennedy, Charlie Coffeen, Benny Bock [all track #7], DaHeala [track #8], Tommy Brown, and Peter Lee Johnson [both track #9].

 

Apple Music Description:

> "You are now listening to 103.5 Dawn FM. You've been in the dark for way too long. It's time to walk into the light and accept your fate with open arms. Scared? Don’t worry. We'll be there to hold your hand and guide you through this painless transition. But what’s the rush? Just relax and enjoy another hour of commercial 'free yourself' music on 103.5 Dawn FM. Tune in."

> The Weeknd's previous album After Hours was released right as the world was falling into the throes of the pandemic; after scrapping material that he felt was wallowing in the depression he was feeling at the time, Dawn FM arrives as a byproduct of—and answer to—that turmoil. Here, he replaces woeful introspection with a bit of upbeat fantasy—the result of creatively searching for a way out of the claustrophobic reality of the previous two years. Using the experience of hosting and curating music for his very own Memento Mori radio show on Apple Music as his guiding light, Dawn FM is crafted in a similar fashion, complete with a DJ to set the tone for the segments within. "It's time to walk into the light and accept your fate with open arms," the host, voiced by Jim Carrey, declares on the opening track. "Scared? Don't worry."

> Indeed, there is nothing to fear. The Weeknd packs the first half with euphoric bursts that include the Swedish House Mafia-assisted "How Do I Make You Love Me?" and "Sacrifice."

Metacrtici 88/100 as of 19 reviews

Album of the Year.com 84/100 as of 24 reviews

RYM: 3.39/5

Publication, score
Review

Consequence >The first big album of 2022 delivers like an 80 lb. baby.

Variety >“After Hours” has resonated for nearly two years after its release, and in the face of another phase of a daunting pandemic, it seems that “Dawn FM” — possibly the Weeknd’s best and most fully realized album to date — will help carry fans through this one as well.

New York Times >“Dawn FM,” his fifth major-label album, is sleek and vigorous and also, again, a light reimagining of what big-tent music might sound like now, in an era when most global stars have abandoned the concept.

Rolling Stone 4/5 >On his fifth album, Dawn FM, the Weeknd focuses those interstellar ambitions to anoint us with the most enchanting music to the portal through purgatory.

The Line of Best Fit 8/10 >An upbeat The Weeknd perfects his pop formula on Dawn FM, a radio show for the end of the world

Pitchfork 8.0/10 >This is the Weeknd’s most ambitious project in sound and scope, and the most effective record he’s put out in years. Part of the thrill comes from hearing him take himself a little less seriously

Clash 8.0/10 >Whilst it lacks the character and vivacity of its predecessor, ‘Dawn FM’ develops the latest reinvention of the Weeknd with its dramatic instrumentation and refreshed view of the world.

musicOMH 4.5/5 >With Dawn FM The Weeknd has demonstrated a vision that the vast majority of his peers would be incapable of, and has executed it with finesse and a slippery, enigmatic charm.

Exclaim! 9/10 >It's a brilliant new benchm

#Chapter 73 - Operation Crossroads - Baker

29th September 1946

"...are you kidding me?" Iowa says in disbelief as she looks through a few documents

"I'm afraid not ma'am" a science member team sighs

Following the detonation of the first warhead assigned for the Operation during the Able test the researchers had their hands full, collecting and analysing data recorded by the cameras, all the various sensors and simply examining the target fleet, which is suprisingly mostly intact despite the size and strenght of the explosion

Of course the radiation left by the bomb is a problem, but that's why special groups were dispatched in order to decontaminate the ships to allow the researchers to record the damage done without too much trouble

"That's... Disappointing honestly. Such blast, and all that's sunk are transports?" Iowa puts the notes down

"Two destroyers as well. But yes, the bomb managed to sink two assault transports right away with next three sinking within a few hours, same with the two destroyers I mentioned. The rest of the fleet recived light to moderate damage" the scientist nods

"That begs the question: how? Are nuclear bombs just "all bark no bite" type?" Iowa sighs and sits down

"My my, what seems to be the problem?" Yamato smiles lightly as she enters the room "Hello Iowa, hello sir"

"Oh, hi Yamato. Eh, come take a look at this yourself" Iowa sighs and shows the kitsune a free seat

Yamato nods and takes a seat, then taking a quick look through the papers Iowa hands her

"Interesting... But what seems to be the problem?"

"Well, considering how powerful the explosion was I expected more damage than just a few mere transports sunk!" Iowa says with a disappointed tone

"Hm... And in my case the results are just as I imagined" Yamato smiles

"And how is that?" Iowa says with a suprised look

"You see, in almost all cases warships, especially heavily armored ones sink due to damage to the hull resulting in heavy flooding. So it's understandable that damage caused above the waterline managed to sink only poorly armored ships" Yamato explains

"Guess that makes sense... But even so, Nevada's ship was the main target and the damage it took is underwhelmingly insignificant" Iowa shrugs

"That's true... I wonder why's that" Yamato nods in agreement

As the two leaders share their thoughts another duo is speaking outside of the base. Nevada is sitting at the top of a small watchtowe together with Musashi, both girls watching the anchored

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Just curious to see what we have. I'll start with mine:

QB: Tom Brady (1st), Aaron Rodgers (2nd)

RB: Jonathan Taylor (1st), Joe Mixon (2nd)

WR: Cooper Kupp (1st), Davante Adams (1st), Justin Jefferson (1st), Ja'Marr Chase (2nd), Mike Evans (2nd), Steffon Diggs (2nd)

TE: Travis Kelce (1st), Mark Andrews (2nd)

OT: Trent Williams (1st), Tyron Smith (1st), Rob Havenstein (2nd), Penei Sewell (2nd)

OG: Zack Martin (1st), Joel Bitonio (1st), Shaq Mason (2nd), Max Garcia (2nd)

C: Creed Humphrey (1st), Jason Kelce (2nd)

EDGE: T.J. Watt (1st), Myles Garrett (1st), Robert Quinn (2nd), Nick Bosa (2nd)

DT: Aaron Donald (1st), Cam Heyward (1st), Grady Jarrett (2nd), Justin Hamilton (2nd)

LB: Bobby Wagner (1st), Micah Parsons (1st), De'Vondre Campbell (1st), Roquan Smith (2nd), Jordyn Brooks (2nd), Foyesade Oluokun (2nd)

CB: Jalen Ramsey (1st), A.J. Terrell (1st), Chidobe Awuzie (2nd), Ronald Darby (2nd)

S: Kevin Byard (1st), Quandre Diggs (1st), Antoine Winfield Jr. (2nd), Adrian Amos (2nd)

K: Justin Tuckers (1st), Greg Joseph (2nd)

P: Michael Dickson (1st), Cameron Johnston (2nd)

KR: Braxton Berrios (1st), Andre Roberts (2nd)

PR: Devin Duvernay (1st), Gunner Olszewski (2nd)

ST: Matthew Slater (1st), J.T. Gray (2nd)

LS: Thomas Hennessey (1st), Morgan Cox (2nd)

It's that time of year...

#The top tracks voted by listeners on A State of Trance.

Love it, hate it, no one can't deny the list is always hotly debated. Yet, year after year decades on, it still remains as the definitive top trance list when you go by the most votes and listens.

Now it is time for the 2021 Edition.

##Game Thread Information

Date: December 23, 2021

Time: 900 PST / 1200 EST / 1700 GMT / 1800 CET / 0200 (+1) JST 0400 (+1) AEDT

Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands -- A State of Trance Studio

Weather: 40° F / 4° C / Wind SW 13 mph / 93% Humidity

UV Index: 0 of 10

Cloud Cover: 100%

Precipitation Chance: 16%

#Listen Live on YouTube or Twitch

##Replay Episode

##Tracklist

50. Orjan Nilsen - Volt

51. Somna & Jennifer Rene - Stars Collide (XiJaro & Ptich Remix)

52. Will Atkinson - The Last Rave on Earth

53. Maor Levi & BT featuring Nation of One - Here

54. Andy Moor & Somna & Linney - More Than Love (Craig Connelly Remix)

55. Giuseppe Ottaviani & Cari - Beautiful

56. Factor B - Innerspace

57. Aly & Fila featuring Deirdre Mclaughlin - Gravity (Daxson Remix)

58. Armin van Buuren featuring Sarah Reeves - Tell Me Why

59. Markus Schulz featuring HALIENE - Tidal Wave (Will Atkinson Remix)

60. Richard Durand & Susana - I Matter To You

61. Sunlounger featuring Susie Ledge - Sail Away (Roger Shah & Yelow Remix)

62. Armin van Buuren vs. Rank 1 - The Greater Light to Rule the Night

63. Roman Messer & Ahmed Helmy & Cari - Infinity

64. Cosmic Gate & Diana Miro - Nothing to Hide

65. Gareth Emery featuring Annabel - You'll Be OK (Jorn van Deynhoven Remix)

66. Roman Messer featuring Joe Jury - The River

67. Andrew Rayel presents AETHER - Ascendit Ad Paradisum

68. Above & Beyond featuring Zoe Johnston - Good for Me (ALPHA 9 Remix)

69. Andrew Rayel & Tensteps featuring RUNAGROUND - Carry You Home

70. Ciaran McAuley & Audrey Gallagher - If This Is How It Ends

71. Gareth EMery featuring Sarah de Warren - Calling Home

72. HALIENE - Glass Heart (Craig Connelly Remix)

73. Andrew Rayel & Robbie Seed featuring MaryJo Lilac - Blue Roses

74. Armin van Buuren & Maor Levi - Divino

75. Stoneface & Terminal - Moonscape

76. Giuseppe Ottaviani & Lucid Blue - Be The Angel

77. Armin van Buuren & Jorn van Deynhoven - Lost in Spac

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

#FT: Dundee 2-4 Celtic

Dundee scorers: Daniel Mullen (23'), Lee Ashcroft (67')

Celtic scorers: Jota (8', 47'), Kyogo Furuhashi (19', 50')

Venue: Kilmac Stadium at Dens Park

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LINE-UPS

Dundee

Adam Legzdins, Lee Ashcroft, Ryan Sweeney, Cameron Kerr, Jordan Marshall, Christie Elliott Jordan McGhee, Charlie Adam Luke McCowan, Paul Mcgowan, Max Anderson, Paul McMullan, Daniel Mullen Jason Cummings.

Subs: Corey Panter, Liam Fontaine, Calum Lamb, Ian Lawlor.

^____________________________

Celtic

Joe Hart, Stephen Welsh, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Nir Bitton, Josip Juranovic, Anthony Ralston, Callum McGregor, David Turnbull, Jota Michael Johnston, Liel Abada James Forrest, Kyogo Furuhashi Georgios Giakoumakis.

Subs: James McCarthy, Liam Scales, Adam Montgomery, Scott Bain.

MATCH STATS | via BBC

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

8' Goal! Dundee 0, Celtic 1. Jota (Celtic) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner.

19' Goal! Dundee 0, Celtic 2. Kyogo Furuhashi (Celtic) header from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Anthony Ralston with a cross.

23' Goal! Dundee 1, Celtic 2. Daniel Mullen (Dundee) header from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Paul McMullan with a cross.

23' Ryan Sweeney (Dundee) is shown the yellow card.

23' Josip Juranovic (Celtic) is shown the yellow card.

29' Charlie Adam (Dundee) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

43' Max Anderson (Dundee) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

47' Goal! Dundee 1, Celtic 3. Jota (Celtic) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Anthony Ralston with a cross.

50' **Goal! Dundee 1, Celtic 4. Kyogo Furuhashi (Celtic) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left

Out of boredom I created a shortlist of 60 or so players based on statistics, playing history, the rumour mill, etc and widdled that down to this group here. I'm aware I have too many skaters, I was going off the WC model (25 skaters max) before realizing the rules were different. Consider the extras as alternates for injuries or players turning down the offer. There is no specific order in the lines/d pairings at all. Would love to see who you guys think will be on the team

Roster (Lines not in order):

Forwards

D. Winnik E. Staal A.Grenier

C. DiDomenico C.Knight M. Veronneau

A.Tambellini D.Audette T.Beck

D. Desharnais P.Maillet J.Currie

E.Fehr

T.Rattie, M.McTavish, K.Johnston

Defence

M. Noreau O.Power

J. Demers M.Robinson

C. Goloubef C.Genoway

A.Grant

T.Murphy, B.Gormley

Goalies

D. Dubynk E.Pasquale M.Tomkins

Edit: We'll throw Devon Levi in as an alternate goalie cause of his great numbers. He was part of my 60 player list but I didn't think they'd take a college goalie in the final cut

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Lieutenant John Mason walked down the corridors of the Shimmering Haze, on his way to the ship's bridge. He still had no idea how the Admiral had managed to get his hands on an actual stealth corvette. No one really knew, though the rumor-mill had sure churned out some real doozies. Some people on board insisted that some of the more sneaky-beaky types from Spec-War had stolen the thing. Others were saying that Sir Philip and his A-Team had "acquired" the ship, while yet more speculated that it had been a gift from this government or that criminal organization. Hands down, the funniest rumor was that the Admiral had actually borrowed the ship from Lady Ticanped.

Mason didn't much care where it had come from, all that mattered to him was that the ship was fast and quiet, and it was their best chance of rescuing Grace.

"Lieutenant, over here!" Mason was hailed by the ship's Captain, Konstantin Volkov. The severe looking Russian was standing over a holotank with a woman that Mason didn't recognize. Mason walked over to the pair and briefly came to attention. It had been decided they wouldn't be saluting while on an active combat mission.

"You wanted to speak with me, sir?" Mason inquired, still standing at parade rest.

"Yes, Lieutenant. we wanted your opinion on some things, considering your past familiarity with Master Chief Petty Officer McDaniels. Lieutenant Williams here has some questions for you, especially." The Captain said, gesturing to the woman, Lieutenant Williams.

"Lieutenant Mason, it's a pleasure." Williams said, reaching out to shake hands with John. "I'd just like to ask you some questions about Master Chief McDaniels, if you don't mind."

"Sure go ahead."

"Excellent. How likely do you think it is that the Master Chief may have already escaped her captors in some way?"

"Guaranteed, Ma'am."

"Why are you so sure? Is she that good of a fighter?"

"Yes Ma'am. Grace was one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in the Regiment, back in the day. She's deadly with her hands, and an absolute nightmare with a knife. And she

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

#[Championship - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Derby 1-0 West Brom

Match Info:

Date: December 27, 2021

Time: 15:00 (UTC)

Venue: Pride Park Stadium

Recent form

Derby: LDDDDW

West Brom: LWLWLW

Lineups:

Derby - 3-4-3

Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Nathan Byrne, Richard Stearman, Curtis Davies, Festy Ebosele, Liam Thompson, Max Bird, Craig Forsyth, Jason Knight, Luke Plange, Sam Baldock

Substitutes: David Marshall, Dylan Williams, Eiran Joe Cashin, Ravel Morrison, Louie Sibley, Louie Watson, Colin Kazim-Richards

Coach: W. Rooney

West Brom - 3-4-3

Starting XI: Sam Johnstone, Cédric Kipré, Kyle Bartley, Matthew Clarke, Darnell Furlong, Jake Livermore, Jayson Molumby, Conor Townsend, Grady Diangana, Callum Robinson, Adam Reach

Substitutes: David Button, Semi Ajayi, Taylor Gardner-Hickman, Zachary Ashworth, Tom Fellows, Jordan Hugill, Rayhaan Tulloch

Coach: V. Ismaël

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

18' Yellow Card for C. Davies (Derby)

20' Yellow Card for L. Thompson (Derby)

36' Yellow Card for M. Clarke (West Brom)

51' Yellow Card for R. Stearman (Derby)

57' Substitution: C. Kazim-Richards for L. Plange (Derby)

57' Substitution: R. Morrison for S. Baldock (Derby)

58' GOAL! Scored by C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)

62' Substitution: T. Fellows for A. Reach (West Brom)

63' Substitution: J. Hugill for G. Diangana (West Brom)

76' Substitution: T. Gardner-Hickman for D. Furlong (West Brom)

87' Substitution: E. Cashin for F. Ebosele (Derby)

90' Yellow Card for E. Cashin (Derby)

90' Match whistled off

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Hi Reddit! Garrett Graff here. Today, I'm talking about the 20th Anniversary of 9/11 and the release of my audio series exploring that day's legacy Long Shadow

I’ve spent most of the two decades since 9/11 covering the legacy of that tragic day. Both the human experience as well as the way it changed our government and our society. From the rise of homeland security to the War on Terror to its effects on our politics.

What happened on 9/11 and how it changed our world is the most important story of the modern age. It’s the hinge on which so much changed. The dividing line between the 20th Century and the 21st. But since I started reporting on September 11th and speaking to people across the country about it. I’ve realized many still don’t really know all that happened.

Today, a quarter of Americans are too young to remember the attacks at all. And in chronicling how these attacks changed our lives. I’ve realized the history we now teach of September 11th is a simple one. We recall the surprise attack that shot across the blue sky of a back-to-school September day. Buildings fell down. Flags popped up. Lives are changed. But that telling is too tidy. And that's why my new podcast series Long Shadow is here. It recreates the events of the day and explores the lingering questions we're still left grappling with.

PROOF

I'm here with Lead Producer Max Johnston and my production team at Goat Rodeo and Long Lead, to answer your questions.

Pilot on me!!

#FT: Andorra 0-5 England

England scorers: Ben Chilwell (17'), Bukayo Saka (40'), Tammy Abraham (59'), James Ward-Prowse (79'), Jack Grealish (86')

Venue: Estadi Nacional d'Andorra

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LINE-UPS

Andorra

Josep Gómes, Marc Vales, Max Llovera, Christian Garcia Gonzalez (Ildefons Lima) (Emili García), Marc García Renom, Jesús Rubio, Xavier Vieira, Marc Rebés, Jordi Rubio (Joan Cervos), Cristian Martínez (Jordi Aláez), Aarón Sánchez (Ricard Fernández).

Subs: Iker, Marc Pujol, Sergi Moreno, Francisco Pires, Eric De Pablos.

^____________________________

England

Sam Johnstone, Conor Coady, John Stones (Fikayo Tomori), Ben Chilwell, Kieran Trippier, James Ward-Prowse, Phil Foden, Jesse Lingard (Mason Mount), Tammy Abraham (Ollie Watkins), Jadon Sancho (Jack Grealish), Bukayo Saka.

Subs: Jordan Henderson, Kyle Walker, Harry Kane, Raheem Sterling, Jordan Pickford, Tyrone Mings, Aaron Ramsdale, Declan Rice.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

17' Goal! Andorra 0, England 1. Ben Chilwell (England) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Jadon Sancho.Goal awarded following VAR Review.

31' Substitution, Andorra. Ildefons Lima replaces Christian Garcia because of an injury.

40' Bukayo Saka Goal

42' Cristian Martínez (Andorra) is shown the yellow card.

42' John Stones Yellow Card

45'+1' Jadon Sancho (England) is shown the yellow card.

55' Marc Rebés Yellow Card

59' Tammy Abraham Goal

60' Substitution, England. Fikayo Tomori replaces John Stones.

63' On: Emili García|Off: Ildefons Lima

64' On: Jordi Aláez|Off: Cristian Martínez

64' On: Ricard Fernández|Off: Aarón Sánchez

73' On: Jack Grealish|Off: Jadon Sancho

73' On: Mason Mount|Off: Jesse Lingard

79' James Ward-Prowse Penalty - Saved

79' **Goal! Andorra 0, England 4. James

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

#[Premiership - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Dundee 2-4 Celtic

r/celticfc match thread

Match Info:

Date: November 07, 2021

Time: 12:00 (Europe/London)

Venue: Kilmac Stadium at Dens Park

Recent form

Dundee: WLDWLL

Celtic: WWWDLW

Lineups:

Dundee - 5-4-1

Starting XI: Adam Legzdins, Christie Elliot, Cammy Kerr, Lee Ashcroft, Ryan Sweeney, Jordan Marshall, Paul McMullan, Paul McGowan, Charlie Adam, Max Anderson, Danny Mullen

Substitutes: Ian Lawlor, Corey Panter, Liam Fontaine, Luke McCowan, Jordan McGhee, Calum Lamb, Jason Cummings

Coach: J. McPake

Celtic - 4-1-4-1

Starting XI: Joe Hart, Anthony Ralston, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Stephen Welsh, Josip Juranović, Nir Bitton, Liel Abada, David Turnbull, Callum McGregor, Jota, Kyogo Furuhashi

Substitutes: Scott Bain, Liam Scales, Adam Montgomery, James Forrest, James McCarthy, Giorgos Giakoumakis, Michael Johnston

Coach: A. Postecoglou

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

8' GOAL! Scored by Jota (Celtic)

19' GOAL! Scored by K. Furuhashi (Celtic)

23' GOAL! Scored by D. Mullen (Dundee)

23' Yellow Card for R. Sweeney (Dundee)

23' Yellow Card for J. Juranović (Celtic)

29' Yellow Card for C. Adam (Dundee)

43' Yellow Card for M. Anderson (Dundee)

47' GOAL! Scored by Jota (Celtic)

50' GOAL! Scored by K. Furuhashi (Celtic)

56' Substitution: L. McCowan for C. Adam (Dundee)

60' Substitution: J. Forrest for K. Furuhashi (Celtic)

61' Substitution: G. Giakoumakis for L. Abada (Celtic)

63' Substitution: J. McGhee for C. Elliott (Dundee)

67' GOAL! Scored by L. Ashcroft (Dundee)

72' Substitution: J. Cummings for D. Mullen (Dundee)

72' Yel

#FT: Derby County 1-0 West Bromwich Albion

Derby County scorers: Colin Kazim-Richards (58')

Venue: Pride Park Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Derby County

Ryan Allsop, Richard Stearman, Curtis Davies, Nathan Byrne, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Craig Forsyth, Festy Ebosele (Eiran Cashin), Luke Plange (Colin Kazim-Richards), Sam Baldock (Ravel Morrison), Jason Knight.

Subs: David Marshall, Dylan Williams, Louie Sibley, Louis Watson.

^____________________________

West Bromwich Albion

Sam Johnstone, Kyle Bartley, Matthew Clarke, Cedric Kipre, Jayson Molumby, Jake Livermore, Conor Townsend, Darnell Furlong (Taylor Gardner-Hickman), Callum Robinson, Adam Reach (Tom Fellows), Grady Diangana (Jordan Hugill).

Subs: Zachary Ashworth, David Button, Rayhaan Tulloch, Semi Ajayi.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

18' Curtis Davies (Derby County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

20' Liam Thompson (Derby County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

36' Matthew Clarke (West Bromwich Albion) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

50' Richard Stearman (Derby County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

57' Substitution, Derby County. Colin Kazim-Richards replaces Luke Plange.

57' Substitution, Derby County. Ravel Morrison replaces Sam Baldock.

58' Goal! Derby County 1, West Bromwich Albion 0. Colin Kazim-Richards (Derby County) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner.

62' Substitution, West Bromwich Albion. Tom Fellows replaces Adam Reach.

63' Substitution, West Bromwich Albion. Jordan Hugill replaces Grady Diangana.

76' Substitution, West Bromwich Albion. Taylor Gardner-Hickman replaces Darnell Furlong.

87' Substitution, Derby County. Eiran Cashin replaces Festy Ebosele.

90'+5' Eiran Cashin (Derby County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "