A list of puns related to "Mattress Firm"
I’ll sleep on it.
What if I want a soft one?
I had left work yesterday and she had told me she would make the bed. I came home last night and it wasn't made but she was already asleep.
In the morning I ask why she didn't make the bed when she said she would and she jokingly says, "the mattress threw a tantrum!"
I then say to her, "When you're disciplining your mattress you have to firm."
She groaned, I laughed, and I was proud. She never saw it coming.
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